Screamie: HELLO TO ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! I am completely and totally psyched out about
everything because I have just gotten done drinking some Mountain Dew (Which is my version of
morning coffee that gets me jazzed for the day and my teachers on Prozac)
Lawyers: *Glare*
Screamie and Celes: *GLARE BACK*
Celes: Don't mess with her. She has Relena Peacecraft's pager number. I can borrow it.
Lawyers: *Cower*
Screamie: Yada yada I don't own it or I would have gotten rid of the shit earlier. You know, I
am not sure if Mamoru should die from getting run over by a sidewalk paver or by falling out
of an airplane and onto a bed of spikes then be run over by a sidewalk paver! YES! I AM A GENIUS! Not really....
demo admit it! That is a BEAUTIFULLY BLISSFUL IDEA! Ne? AND YES, I have made it so Wufei is veeeeeeeery
naughty in the story. I kinda think it fits him.
PS: You didn't leave your name, demo you said you were studying Mandarin....Umm.....there's not
much I can say...except.....*Holds up book* I read The Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan! The words that
are in that book and what they mean are all I am using for Chinese.....so....she said Waigoren
was Foreigner, sometimes used for Americans as a slur, because Chinese people tend to be
VERY proud. Wufei is living proof of this. *Grin* If you can, will you please help me with some
words? Arigato.
GOMEN! MY COMPUTER WAS SCREWING UP SO WE HAD TO SAVE EVERYTHING AND HAVE MY UNCLE
CRASH IT AND RE INSTALL EVERYTHINGGGGGGGG! (It was a looooooooong process)
EPISODE 3: HOTARU MEETS RELENA BITCHCRAP....ER...PEACECRAFT
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Usagi was walking, in her favorite outfit. The outfit with the slits so wide they showed her
entire legs, and ended just above her hips. (It didn't show TOOOOO much) Yes, another Wufei-gift.
Just about all of her clothes were. And, ahem some of her, ahem pairs of underwear.
*Flashback*
"I have a gift for you, Syi Wang Mu."
"Nan desu ka?"
He handed her the pairs of undergarments.
"Nan desu ka?" She repeated, not understanding what they were.
"The waigoren had a good idea. For once."
"Nani? I still do not understand. What are they?"
He smirked.
"What do you think they are?"
She looked at them and shrugged. He whispered in her ear what to do with them and
her eyes widened before she blushed hard.
"Demo! Demo I can't wear those! If I bend over, they will cut me in two!"
He chuckled.
"They aren't for wearing."
"Demo...."
"Well, the g-strings aren't. Not for very long, anyway. Go on, put them on."
*End*
She ended that thought fast. Now was NOT the time to be thinking like THAT. He didn't want
HER. Not anymore. Duo had told her about the advances Sally Po had been making. (Sorry! SORRY! But I
needed a LITTLE more plot......gomen gomen gomen) She didn't know what to do. She had already
lost so much, and him to.......this would be the death of her yet.
"Oi."
"What do you want, Meimei? Can you not see? Mangjile! (I'm so busy!)"
"Sure you are."
"WHAT DO YOU WANT."
"Pichi, pichi."
Usagi's answer was a growl of frustration.
"Oooooooh," Duo's voice interrupted. "Isn't it that time of the month again?"
"WHOSE, Maxwell? Mine? Or yours?"
He ran off, upset again.
"I heard."
"Heard what?"
"About this Sally Po onna."
"......"
"With the braided loudmouthed waigoren, news travels fast as the great wall is long."
"Well....what should I do?"
"Fight it. Make him want you so bad he can practically taste you, and he will melt to a puddle.
Remember when he was your servant boy? Make like that!"
As they walked down the hall, they stopped when they saw the guys in the room they were now in.
"Ano....Ohayo Gozaimasu."
Everyone nodded.
Suddenly one of the Maguanacs began to have a panic attack.
"What's wrong?"
One call explained it all.
"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Duo began to cry. "MY EARS! ITS THE EVIL MATING CALL OF RELENA PEACECRAFT!!!"
Relena appeared at the doorway. "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-"
She was cut short by Usagi throwing a vase at her mouth. Target hit.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Relena began to bleed badly from her mouth, and she whined badly.
"How dare you!"
"Oh that couldn't have hurt badly, you weak wench!" Hotaru shouted.
She had heard about Relena Peacecraft. She had also heard that Relena stalked HER Hiiro.
'Wait a seccie! MY Hiiro? Well, that's a nice thought...'
Wufei stared at Usagi. She walked towards him, every time she took a step, it showed more of
her leg than usual. He bit his bottom lip to keep down his groan at what his mind was supplying. Now he
remembered why he always bought her those skimpy clothes. She had the legs for them, she had the
chest for them, and EVERYTHING in between for them.
"Hey, Wu-man?"
"Maxwell? WHAT DO-"
Duo's hand covered his mouth. Wufei glared. Duo handed him a book, and removed his hand.
"What is this for, Maxwell?"
"You're too happy to see someone."
"What are-"
Duo pointed, Wufei blushed and walked out of the room. Or tried. Usagi distracted him from looking where
he was going, when she waved her fingers at him. He walked into the wall.
MEANWHILE.........
"CAN SOMEONE GET ME A DOCTOR?"
"What for?" Hotaru asked her.
"I'm huuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrt!"
"Shut-up!"
"I'm lost!" Relena whined.
"So? What do you want me to do about it, ama? (Bitch)"
"How dare you call me that?"
"Because I have nengkan (The ability to do anything you put your mind to) and chuming
(Inside knowing of things) while you will be swanle (Finished)by a few hallways."
"I think we should really talk about this in a language to which I am-"
"Stop talking so I can kick your ass already!"
"Nani?"
"You stay away from Hiiro."
"Naze?"
"Because he likes me more than you, that's why."
"IIE! HE LOVES ME!"
"And I thought Duo was hulihudu with a mind full of heimongmong. I was wrong. You are. You are below
the waigoren. And that.....well, you don't get worse than that."
"I don't understand a word you are saying!"
"So?"
"Hiiro will never love you! He LOOOOOVES me!"
"Why would he love someone like you? Someone who does not even know how to fight for the one that
she claims loves her? Eh?"
"Because fighting is wrong!"
HALLWAYS BY WUFEI'S ROOM........
Wufei was walking, thinking of what an ass he had made of himself.
'Why am I acting like this? ALL OVER AGAIN!! Didn't I learn my lesson?'
Suddenly, he saw a figure in the shadows.
"Hey there good lookin'. So this is your room. Pretty.......solitary. I guess that's how you got the Solitary
Dragon nickname."
"Y....you know that nickname?"
"The Waigoren has a big mouth."
'No....I haven't learned my lesson. I don't even want to.' "So he does."
"Wu-wu.....I....uh..."
"You...at a loss for words? Somebody had better get Guiness Book of World Records and a camera. I doubt
it will ever happen again."
"Is that a challenge?"
"Hmmmm.......pichi pichi I wouldn't even DREAM of challenging you. As far as brains go I have a dragon's
share but when it comes to skill and brute strength between you and ME.....well, I'm afraid I'm in
the shallow end of that pool."
"Naze? Because you don't have the guts to fight me?" She shouted, sounding more desparate than she
wanted to.
"Someone sounds desparate." He said smugly, happy to have the upper hand for once.
They started fighting in the hallway. She got attacked by Wufei first, and she leaned back
alot to dodge his fists. She leaned back too far, and fell to the floor. He smirked and went to help
her up, when she put her hands back on the floor and flipped her body up just enough to snap kick him
in the "Forbidden Zone". His eyes bugged out, his hands went to that spot, and he fell to his knees.
She smirked as his face turned an interesting shade of red and he fell forwards. She realized he was
falling forwards too late and he knocked her off balance, making it so he landed on top of her, his
head on her stomach. She held her breath, this position was TOOOO compromising.
HOTARU AND RELENA......
Hotaru couldn't take it anymore. She bitchslapped Relena. Relena's head snapped to the side.
"W-wh-what'd you do that for??" She whimpered.
"Because I told you I was gonna kick your ass. I'm just keeping my word!"
Relena screamed and tried to run.
Hotaru tripped her.
"Die you evil demented peace loving mickey mouse piece of shiiiiiiiii-"
While Hotaru was screaming this, she jumped up and froze in the air, Matrix-style.
"-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt!!!!"
She came down hard and fast, kicking Relena upside her dumb head. There was a sickening THUD as she hit the
floor. (AN: YAY!!!!!!!!!! .........Gomen. You can go back to the story now! *Sweatdrop*) She began to just beat on her.
Punch, punch, punch. Slap. Kick in stomach, kick in neck, kick in legs. Beating on head. Once. Twice. Thrice. (AN: Oops.
Got a little crazy with the -ce endings.) The beatings continued. They continued until you wouldn't recognize her if her
own mother walked in. Hotaru stared at Relena, before dragging her by her bloody hair down the hall, where she switched
ends and dragged her by her feet just to make her head bounce on all 75 stairs. Then she dragged her down the walkways
to the door, where she literally threw her out. She put her in the trash can.
"Don't worry. It oughta feel like home, bitchcrap."
Hotaru then slammed the lid and walked away. Her eyes widened as she saw Hiiro right there, arms crossed, watching
her. It made her worry. 'Did he really care about her? Oh no now he'll hate me for all eternity!'
"H....h...Hiiro?"
"Hn."
"You know what I did, don't you?"
"Hn."
"A....are you mad at me?"
He moved to pull something out of his pocket.
'Omigod!' Hotaru thought. 'He did care for that bitch! He's gonna shoot me!'
USAGI AND WUFEI
She trembled as she felt his breath on her stomach. He sat up and looked down at her. His smirk was bigger
than it had ever been.
"I think you still have a thing for me, Syi Wang Mu."
She trembled even more at the pet name.
"N-n-no I d-d-don't."
"You proved your point really well there."
"Sh-sh-shizuka!(Be quiet!)"
"Iie."
"D..."
They unconsciously started leaning towards each other when.............
"HEY YOU TWO!!!!!!!!!" Duo shouted happily.
Usagi stood up, brushed herself off, and walked away without a word. Wufei watched her before turning his rage on
Duo.
"GODDAMNIT MAXWELL!!!!" He shouted while chasing Duo with his katana.
"What did I do this time?!?!?! Awwww damn me I shouldn't even talk!" Duo whined as he ran like a bat out of hell.
"YOU'RE RIGHT YOU SHOULDN'T!!"
HOTARU AND HIIRO
Hotaru watched him take what he had in his pocket out of it, as if it was in slow motion. It was something long and black.
Oh yes, definitely his gun. He had perfect aim too. She was going to die slowly and painfully, wasn't she? It was very
very likely, now. Hotaru closed her eyes, waiting. She should request to be shot in the heart. That way, she could die
an honorable death. She had just opened her mouth to voice this when-
"Hotaru."
"Y-yes?" 'I'm a chinese female! I am not only that, I am Usagi's meimei! I shouldn't stutter like this I should be speaking
with confidence and elegance because I am-'
"I have a gift for you."
'A gift?!?! Is that what he calls it?!?!'
"Open your eyes."
She did. She saw a long black velvet box.
"Take it. It won't bite. Neither will I."
She looked up at him.
"Unless you want me too." He added with a boyish grin.
She smiled. She gently took it and opened it. She gasped. "Omigoddess Hiiro....I.....you should take this back."
"Doushite?"
"Because I don't deserve this!"
"After what you've just done, you deserve it more now than you did."
She smiled slightly as she hugged him and his arms wrapped around her. It was perfect silence that made her smile.
It would have creeped people out, usually. But the silence felt warm. It was too good to be true. And it ended really fast
by a rude awakening.
"AHHHH! HUH?!?! OOOOOOOOOH WUFEI! USAGI'S LITTLE SISTER IS SUCKING FACE WITH HIIRO!!!"
"MA-" Wufei was cut off short when he saw Hotaru kissing Hiiro. They pulled away like they had been burned. Hotaru's
eyes widened as she started stuttering inaudible words. Wufei sent her a look of rage. It made her stutter more and she
was scared shitless. He was royally pissed. He couldn't even speak very well, and by this, she could tell he was saving
his breath for a battle cry.
"Hotaru - get - house - NOW."
Hotaru gave Hiiro a sympathetic look, before running into the house.
"Maxwell - make sure - Hotaru - remains - out - this."
It was a fierce order that Duo, for once, obeyed. But not before saying one last thing: offering his condolences to Hiiro.
Wufei glared at Hiiro as the door shut.
Hiiro knew this was coming, and was prepared to run.
"YUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD! KKKKIIIISSSSAAAAMMMMAAAA!!!!"
Hiiro, for the first time in his life, retreated.
Fast, quick, and in a hurry.
IN THE HOUSE
"DUO MAKE WUFEI STOP!"
"ARE YOU NUTS?!?!"
"Wufei is very angered." Came Usagi's voice as she walked out there.
"How'dja guess?" Duo asked.
"He is chasing the perfect soldier. I on the other hand, am rather pleased by your choice, MeiMei."
"Oh?"
"I would expect no less in your man's title than 'Perfect'."
Hotaru's answer was a blush.
Usagi's was a smirk.
"Allow me to go and.......stop this."
She walked outside and shouted for Wufei. Both men stopped im midstep and looked at her.
"Wufei, we all get the point. They're big, really big." Usagi said with a smirk.
"What is?"
If possible, her smirk grew bigger. "Judging by you trying to kill perfect soldier boy there, I'd say what's really big is
the size of your brass ba........you get the idea. Not that I'd know or anything." She added with a wink that sent Wufei
into a blush that turned him a shade of crimson that shouldn't have been humanly possible.
"Wufei.....the waigoren said you were 100% female....." She teased.
He stopped.
"And as for you, perfect soldier boy, he said your gun was your best friend."
The looks of rage on both faces were enough.
IN THE HOUSE
"What is she saying to them?" Duo asked.
"I dunno." Hotaru answered.
OUTSIDE
Wufei and Hiiro looked at each other and nodded, both thinking the same thing. They ran towards the house......
IN THE HOUSE
"What's going on?!?!?"
"I don't like those looks on their faces!" Duo whimpered.
OUTSIDE
Closer, closer, in the door.......
IN THE HOUSE
Two battle cries told what Usagi had done.
"MAXWELL!!!!!"
"OMAE WO KOROSU DUO!!!!!!!!"
"AHHHHHH! SHIT I'M GONNA LOSE MY PRECIOUS BRAID!!!" Duo screamed as he ran through the endless
hallways crying for the sentimental value of his braid while being tailed by bullets that made him "dance" and a
katana slicing around his head.
So much fun....... little did they know that someone was about to pay them a visit...... someone still pissed off at the
gundam pilots...... and wanted them to SUFFER.
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I know I know sucky ass cliffie!
everything because I have just gotten done drinking some Mountain Dew (Which is my version of
morning coffee that gets me jazzed for the day and my teachers on Prozac)
Lawyers: *Glare*
Screamie and Celes: *GLARE BACK*
Celes: Don't mess with her. She has Relena Peacecraft's pager number. I can borrow it.
Lawyers: *Cower*
Screamie: Yada yada I don't own it or I would have gotten rid of the shit earlier. You know, I
am not sure if Mamoru should die from getting run over by a sidewalk paver or by falling out
of an airplane and onto a bed of spikes then be run over by a sidewalk paver! YES! I AM A GENIUS! Not really....
demo admit it! That is a BEAUTIFULLY BLISSFUL IDEA! Ne? AND YES, I have made it so Wufei is veeeeeeeery
naughty in the story. I kinda think it fits him.
PS: You didn't leave your name, demo you said you were studying Mandarin....Umm.....there's not
much I can say...except.....*Holds up book* I read The Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan! The words that
are in that book and what they mean are all I am using for Chinese.....so....she said Waigoren
was Foreigner, sometimes used for Americans as a slur, because Chinese people tend to be
VERY proud. Wufei is living proof of this. *Grin* If you can, will you please help me with some
words? Arigato.
GOMEN! MY COMPUTER WAS SCREWING UP SO WE HAD TO SAVE EVERYTHING AND HAVE MY UNCLE
CRASH IT AND RE INSTALL EVERYTHINGGGGGGGG! (It was a looooooooong process)
EPISODE 3: HOTARU MEETS RELENA BITCHCRAP....ER...PEACECRAFT
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Usagi was walking, in her favorite outfit. The outfit with the slits so wide they showed her
entire legs, and ended just above her hips. (It didn't show TOOOOO much) Yes, another Wufei-gift.
Just about all of her clothes were. And, ahem some of her, ahem pairs of underwear.
*Flashback*
"I have a gift for you, Syi Wang Mu."
"Nan desu ka?"
He handed her the pairs of undergarments.
"Nan desu ka?" She repeated, not understanding what they were.
"The waigoren had a good idea. For once."
"Nani? I still do not understand. What are they?"
He smirked.
"What do you think they are?"
She looked at them and shrugged. He whispered in her ear what to do with them and
her eyes widened before she blushed hard.
"Demo! Demo I can't wear those! If I bend over, they will cut me in two!"
He chuckled.
"They aren't for wearing."
"Demo...."
"Well, the g-strings aren't. Not for very long, anyway. Go on, put them on."
*End*
She ended that thought fast. Now was NOT the time to be thinking like THAT. He didn't want
HER. Not anymore. Duo had told her about the advances Sally Po had been making. (Sorry! SORRY! But I
needed a LITTLE more plot......gomen gomen gomen) She didn't know what to do. She had already
lost so much, and him to.......this would be the death of her yet.
"Oi."
"What do you want, Meimei? Can you not see? Mangjile! (I'm so busy!)"
"Sure you are."
"WHAT DO YOU WANT."
"Pichi, pichi."
Usagi's answer was a growl of frustration.
"Oooooooh," Duo's voice interrupted. "Isn't it that time of the month again?"
"WHOSE, Maxwell? Mine? Or yours?"
He ran off, upset again.
"I heard."
"Heard what?"
"About this Sally Po onna."
"......"
"With the braided loudmouthed waigoren, news travels fast as the great wall is long."
"Well....what should I do?"
"Fight it. Make him want you so bad he can practically taste you, and he will melt to a puddle.
Remember when he was your servant boy? Make like that!"
As they walked down the hall, they stopped when they saw the guys in the room they were now in.
"Ano....Ohayo Gozaimasu."
Everyone nodded.
Suddenly one of the Maguanacs began to have a panic attack.
"What's wrong?"
One call explained it all.
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Duo began to cry. "MY EARS! ITS THE EVIL MATING CALL OF RELENA PEACECRAFT!!!"
Relena appeared at the doorway. "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-"
She was cut short by Usagi throwing a vase at her mouth. Target hit.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Relena began to bleed badly from her mouth, and she whined badly.
"How dare you!"
"Oh that couldn't have hurt badly, you weak wench!" Hotaru shouted.
She had heard about Relena Peacecraft. She had also heard that Relena stalked HER Hiiro.
'Wait a seccie! MY Hiiro? Well, that's a nice thought...'
Wufei stared at Usagi. She walked towards him, every time she took a step, it showed more of
her leg than usual. He bit his bottom lip to keep down his groan at what his mind was supplying. Now he
remembered why he always bought her those skimpy clothes. She had the legs for them, she had the
chest for them, and EVERYTHING in between for them.
"Hey, Wu-man?"
"Maxwell? WHAT DO-"
Duo's hand covered his mouth. Wufei glared. Duo handed him a book, and removed his hand.
"What is this for, Maxwell?"
"You're too happy to see someone."
"What are-"
Duo pointed, Wufei blushed and walked out of the room. Or tried. Usagi distracted him from looking where
he was going, when she waved her fingers at him. He walked into the wall.
MEANWHILE.........
"CAN SOMEONE GET ME A DOCTOR?"
"What for?" Hotaru asked her.
"I'm huuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrt!"
"Shut-up!"
"I'm lost!" Relena whined.
"So? What do you want me to do about it, ama? (Bitch)"
"How dare you call me that?"
"Because I have nengkan (The ability to do anything you put your mind to) and chuming
(Inside knowing of things) while you will be swanle (Finished)by a few hallways."
"I think we should really talk about this in a language to which I am-"
"Stop talking so I can kick your ass already!"
"Nani?"
"You stay away from Hiiro."
"Naze?"
"Because he likes me more than you, that's why."
"IIE! HE LOVES ME!"
"And I thought Duo was hulihudu with a mind full of heimongmong. I was wrong. You are. You are below
the waigoren. And that.....well, you don't get worse than that."
"I don't understand a word you are saying!"
"So?"
"Hiiro will never love you! He LOOOOOVES me!"
"Why would he love someone like you? Someone who does not even know how to fight for the one that
she claims loves her? Eh?"
"Because fighting is wrong!"
HALLWAYS BY WUFEI'S ROOM........
Wufei was walking, thinking of what an ass he had made of himself.
'Why am I acting like this? ALL OVER AGAIN!! Didn't I learn my lesson?'
Suddenly, he saw a figure in the shadows.
"Hey there good lookin'. So this is your room. Pretty.......solitary. I guess that's how you got the Solitary
Dragon nickname."
"Y....you know that nickname?"
"The Waigoren has a big mouth."
'No....I haven't learned my lesson. I don't even want to.' "So he does."
"Wu-wu.....I....uh..."
"You...at a loss for words? Somebody had better get Guiness Book of World Records and a camera. I doubt
it will ever happen again."
"Is that a challenge?"
"Hmmmm.......pichi pichi I wouldn't even DREAM of challenging you. As far as brains go I have a dragon's
share but when it comes to skill and brute strength between you and ME.....well, I'm afraid I'm in
the shallow end of that pool."
"Naze? Because you don't have the guts to fight me?" She shouted, sounding more desparate than she
wanted to.
"Someone sounds desparate." He said smugly, happy to have the upper hand for once.
They started fighting in the hallway. She got attacked by Wufei first, and she leaned back
alot to dodge his fists. She leaned back too far, and fell to the floor. He smirked and went to help
her up, when she put her hands back on the floor and flipped her body up just enough to snap kick him
in the "Forbidden Zone". His eyes bugged out, his hands went to that spot, and he fell to his knees.
She smirked as his face turned an interesting shade of red and he fell forwards. She realized he was
falling forwards too late and he knocked her off balance, making it so he landed on top of her, his
head on her stomach. She held her breath, this position was TOOOO compromising.
HOTARU AND RELENA......
Hotaru couldn't take it anymore. She bitchslapped Relena. Relena's head snapped to the side.
"W-wh-what'd you do that for??" She whimpered.
"Because I told you I was gonna kick your ass. I'm just keeping my word!"
Relena screamed and tried to run.
Hotaru tripped her.
"Die you evil demented peace loving mickey mouse piece of shiiiiiiiii-"
While Hotaru was screaming this, she jumped up and froze in the air, Matrix-style.
"-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt!!!!"
She came down hard and fast, kicking Relena upside her dumb head. There was a sickening THUD as she hit the
floor. (AN: YAY!!!!!!!!!! .........Gomen. You can go back to the story now! *Sweatdrop*) She began to just beat on her.
Punch, punch, punch. Slap. Kick in stomach, kick in neck, kick in legs. Beating on head. Once. Twice. Thrice. (AN: Oops.
Got a little crazy with the -ce endings.) The beatings continued. They continued until you wouldn't recognize her if her
own mother walked in. Hotaru stared at Relena, before dragging her by her bloody hair down the hall, where she switched
ends and dragged her by her feet just to make her head bounce on all 75 stairs. Then she dragged her down the walkways
to the door, where she literally threw her out. She put her in the trash can.
"Don't worry. It oughta feel like home, bitchcrap."
Hotaru then slammed the lid and walked away. Her eyes widened as she saw Hiiro right there, arms crossed, watching
her. It made her worry. 'Did he really care about her? Oh no now he'll hate me for all eternity!'
"H....h...Hiiro?"
"Hn."
"You know what I did, don't you?"
"Hn."
"A....are you mad at me?"
He moved to pull something out of his pocket.
'Omigod!' Hotaru thought. 'He did care for that bitch! He's gonna shoot me!'
USAGI AND WUFEI
She trembled as she felt his breath on her stomach. He sat up and looked down at her. His smirk was bigger
than it had ever been.
"I think you still have a thing for me, Syi Wang Mu."
She trembled even more at the pet name.
"N-n-no I d-d-don't."
"You proved your point really well there."
"Sh-sh-shizuka!(Be quiet!)"
"Iie."
"D..."
They unconsciously started leaning towards each other when.............
"HEY YOU TWO!!!!!!!!!" Duo shouted happily.
Usagi stood up, brushed herself off, and walked away without a word. Wufei watched her before turning his rage on
Duo.
"GODDAMNIT MAXWELL!!!!" He shouted while chasing Duo with his katana.
"What did I do this time?!?!?! Awwww damn me I shouldn't even talk!" Duo whined as he ran like a bat out of hell.
"YOU'RE RIGHT YOU SHOULDN'T!!"
HOTARU AND HIIRO
Hotaru watched him take what he had in his pocket out of it, as if it was in slow motion. It was something long and black.
Oh yes, definitely his gun. He had perfect aim too. She was going to die slowly and painfully, wasn't she? It was very
very likely, now. Hotaru closed her eyes, waiting. She should request to be shot in the heart. That way, she could die
an honorable death. She had just opened her mouth to voice this when-
"Hotaru."
"Y-yes?" 'I'm a chinese female! I am not only that, I am Usagi's meimei! I shouldn't stutter like this I should be speaking
with confidence and elegance because I am-'
"I have a gift for you."
'A gift?!?! Is that what he calls it?!?!'
"Open your eyes."
She did. She saw a long black velvet box.
"Take it. It won't bite. Neither will I."
She looked up at him.
"Unless you want me too." He added with a boyish grin.
She smiled. She gently took it and opened it. She gasped. "Omigoddess Hiiro....I.....you should take this back."
"Doushite?"
"Because I don't deserve this!"
"After what you've just done, you deserve it more now than you did."
She smiled slightly as she hugged him and his arms wrapped around her. It was perfect silence that made her smile.
It would have creeped people out, usually. But the silence felt warm. It was too good to be true. And it ended really fast
by a rude awakening.
"AHHHH! HUH?!?! OOOOOOOOOH WUFEI! USAGI'S LITTLE SISTER IS SUCKING FACE WITH HIIRO!!!"
"MA-" Wufei was cut off short when he saw Hotaru kissing Hiiro. They pulled away like they had been burned. Hotaru's
eyes widened as she started stuttering inaudible words. Wufei sent her a look of rage. It made her stutter more and she
was scared shitless. He was royally pissed. He couldn't even speak very well, and by this, she could tell he was saving
his breath for a battle cry.
"Hotaru - get - house - NOW."
Hotaru gave Hiiro a sympathetic look, before running into the house.
"Maxwell - make sure - Hotaru - remains - out - this."
It was a fierce order that Duo, for once, obeyed. But not before saying one last thing: offering his condolences to Hiiro.
Wufei glared at Hiiro as the door shut.
Hiiro knew this was coming, and was prepared to run.
"YUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD! KKKKIIIISSSSAAAAMMMMAAAA!!!!"
Hiiro, for the first time in his life, retreated.
Fast, quick, and in a hurry.
IN THE HOUSE
"DUO MAKE WUFEI STOP!"
"ARE YOU NUTS?!?!"
"Wufei is very angered." Came Usagi's voice as she walked out there.
"How'dja guess?" Duo asked.
"He is chasing the perfect soldier. I on the other hand, am rather pleased by your choice, MeiMei."
"Oh?"
"I would expect no less in your man's title than 'Perfect'."
Hotaru's answer was a blush.
Usagi's was a smirk.
"Allow me to go and.......stop this."
She walked outside and shouted for Wufei. Both men stopped im midstep and looked at her.
"Wufei, we all get the point. They're big, really big." Usagi said with a smirk.
"What is?"
If possible, her smirk grew bigger. "Judging by you trying to kill perfect soldier boy there, I'd say what's really big is
the size of your brass ba........you get the idea. Not that I'd know or anything." She added with a wink that sent Wufei
into a blush that turned him a shade of crimson that shouldn't have been humanly possible.
"Wufei.....the waigoren said you were 100% female....." She teased.
He stopped.
"And as for you, perfect soldier boy, he said your gun was your best friend."
The looks of rage on both faces were enough.
IN THE HOUSE
"What is she saying to them?" Duo asked.
"I dunno." Hotaru answered.
OUTSIDE
Wufei and Hiiro looked at each other and nodded, both thinking the same thing. They ran towards the house......
IN THE HOUSE
"What's going on?!?!?"
"I don't like those looks on their faces!" Duo whimpered.
OUTSIDE
Closer, closer, in the door.......
IN THE HOUSE
Two battle cries told what Usagi had done.
"MAXWELL!!!!!"
"OMAE WO KOROSU DUO!!!!!!!!"
"AHHHHHH! SHIT I'M GONNA LOSE MY PRECIOUS BRAID!!!" Duo screamed as he ran through the endless
hallways crying for the sentimental value of his braid while being tailed by bullets that made him "dance" and a
katana slicing around his head.
So much fun....... little did they know that someone was about to pay them a visit...... someone still pissed off at the
gundam pilots...... and wanted them to SUFFER.
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