Chapter 3
A/N: So, back to Katie. What will she do next? Read and review.
Legolas POV
Fuck. Major fuck. You know, right now it has two meanings, if you get me. I got some last night, but hey, I don't remember a thing. When we were done with 'it', I only remember her rambling on and on like a friggin' chicken. I can tell you, you don't want to be in my shoes. All she does, is talk talk and oh, afcourse, talk. The bitch is gone now, looking for some wood, so we can make a fire. She annoys me, with her perfectness. When I told her I was the prince of Mirkwood, she was all over me, even more then before. Bad move, smartass. Here she comes, and she carries much more wood then an ordinary man can carry, but hey, isn't she perfect? Her body is so... No! Mustn't think that! Think about something else.. Anything else!! How about, we're going to Rivendell, Elrond. Think about Elrond naked! Never mind, that's disgusting... How about Arwen? What's the use, she's nothing comparred to Katie.
Katie
Tee-Hee. I'm like, sooo happy right now. Even though I'm in another world, with someone I don't even know, I'm just sure I'm gonna make it. Legolas is kinda ignorring me after last night. Like, when I sang a serenade about my life, he said nothing. Like, hello! I'm the next Britney Spears. It's so obvious that he wants me like, right now. He has this weird look- thingie in his eyes. Like, he wants me all over again.
Legolas POV
I looked at her amazed. I didn't hate her, or thought that she was a bitch, she was everything and more you could ever want. She kneeled down next to me, and looked into my eyes. She said something with at least 3 'like's in it, but I don't remember what. "Like, Legolas, hello, would you listen? I'm gonna make some fire, like, right now and I need some help, you try first." I tried, and tried, but it wouldn't work. Crap, I wanted to show off my manly skills. Just when I almost had it, she pointed with her finger and mumbled something, and there was the most huge and beautiful fire ever. It was gold, even though a fire could never be gold, it didn't make sense but so did Katie.
"It would be nice if we had two horses, since we would reach Rivendell much quicker then." When I just said that, Katie made some weird movements with her hands, and all of a sudden, the most beautiful horses ever appeared, with silver hair, and grey fur. Wow. What can't she do?
"Like, you mean, like this."
"Oh, so now you want me to give you credit and kiss you passionately, like all these girls expect, right?"
"Like, duh, isn't that obvious."
"It ain't gonna happen you hear! I'm... GAY! G-A-Y, okay? I do think you're pretty, but in a way that I want to look like you! Why do you think I'd have blond beautiful hair, huh? Listen honey, why don't you wait 'till we reach Rivendell, and hit on friggin' Elrond, or Elladan, I don't care!"
There was an awkward silence. She stared at me with big puppy-dog eyes. "Like, who's Elladan?"
Oh brother... "Let me guess, you haven't seen 'The Two Towers' yet? You girls are really original."
"Does he, like, plays in it?"
"How the heck should I know?"
Another silence. "Aren't you, like bisexual? A lot of guys in their puberty, like struggle with the idea of being gay.."
"I'm not in my puberty, honey, I'm an ELF! I know my sexuality!"
"Oh yeah?!"
"Yeah!"
'Then know your sexuality this, mister!"
She kissed me, and it felt amazing. Dejá vouz again. We started kissing, and I couldn't stop, I wanted to, but I couldn't. I thought that she would buy the gay thing. Darn. Suddenly, I stopped kissing her. "I don't even know you! Would you cut it out, please?"
"What if I say, like, no?", she said, seducingly.
"Then I might have to hit you."
"Can't you see, Leggie." Leggie?
"It's no use, there's no point of, like, fighting me. I'm invincible."
"No you're not, no one can stand me linedancing, and singing live to!"
"Like, try me"
I sang my heart out, and danced as bad as I could. Instead of booing at me, she applauded. Damn, no one could stand me doing that, not even Tiffany. She was the most powerfull Mary Sue ever. I'm doomed. Oh well. "We shall travel to Rivendell, and we won't stop untill we arrive!", I said as powerfull as I could. "Like, whatever you want, Leggie." I needed Elrond's councill, and I needed it now. I got on my horse, and instead of Katie following me, I followed her because she was much faster, afcourse. Damn, I'm doomed...
A/N: Got ya there! You thought Legolas was gay, haha! Anyway, I know, the chapter was really boring, I didn't have much inspiration, sorry. Hopefully, chapter 4 will be kick-ass, Strider will be appearing, so stay tuned for the next chapter and hit the review button! Thanx for all the reviews, I feel, like, sooo special lol.
A/N: So, back to Katie. What will she do next? Read and review.
Legolas POV
Fuck. Major fuck. You know, right now it has two meanings, if you get me. I got some last night, but hey, I don't remember a thing. When we were done with 'it', I only remember her rambling on and on like a friggin' chicken. I can tell you, you don't want to be in my shoes. All she does, is talk talk and oh, afcourse, talk. The bitch is gone now, looking for some wood, so we can make a fire. She annoys me, with her perfectness. When I told her I was the prince of Mirkwood, she was all over me, even more then before. Bad move, smartass. Here she comes, and she carries much more wood then an ordinary man can carry, but hey, isn't she perfect? Her body is so... No! Mustn't think that! Think about something else.. Anything else!! How about, we're going to Rivendell, Elrond. Think about Elrond naked! Never mind, that's disgusting... How about Arwen? What's the use, she's nothing comparred to Katie.
Katie
Tee-Hee. I'm like, sooo happy right now. Even though I'm in another world, with someone I don't even know, I'm just sure I'm gonna make it. Legolas is kinda ignorring me after last night. Like, when I sang a serenade about my life, he said nothing. Like, hello! I'm the next Britney Spears. It's so obvious that he wants me like, right now. He has this weird look- thingie in his eyes. Like, he wants me all over again.
Legolas POV
I looked at her amazed. I didn't hate her, or thought that she was a bitch, she was everything and more you could ever want. She kneeled down next to me, and looked into my eyes. She said something with at least 3 'like's in it, but I don't remember what. "Like, Legolas, hello, would you listen? I'm gonna make some fire, like, right now and I need some help, you try first." I tried, and tried, but it wouldn't work. Crap, I wanted to show off my manly skills. Just when I almost had it, she pointed with her finger and mumbled something, and there was the most huge and beautiful fire ever. It was gold, even though a fire could never be gold, it didn't make sense but so did Katie.
"It would be nice if we had two horses, since we would reach Rivendell much quicker then." When I just said that, Katie made some weird movements with her hands, and all of a sudden, the most beautiful horses ever appeared, with silver hair, and grey fur. Wow. What can't she do?
"Like, you mean, like this."
"Oh, so now you want me to give you credit and kiss you passionately, like all these girls expect, right?"
"Like, duh, isn't that obvious."
"It ain't gonna happen you hear! I'm... GAY! G-A-Y, okay? I do think you're pretty, but in a way that I want to look like you! Why do you think I'd have blond beautiful hair, huh? Listen honey, why don't you wait 'till we reach Rivendell, and hit on friggin' Elrond, or Elladan, I don't care!"
There was an awkward silence. She stared at me with big puppy-dog eyes. "Like, who's Elladan?"
Oh brother... "Let me guess, you haven't seen 'The Two Towers' yet? You girls are really original."
"Does he, like, plays in it?"
"How the heck should I know?"
Another silence. "Aren't you, like bisexual? A lot of guys in their puberty, like struggle with the idea of being gay.."
"I'm not in my puberty, honey, I'm an ELF! I know my sexuality!"
"Oh yeah?!"
"Yeah!"
'Then know your sexuality this, mister!"
She kissed me, and it felt amazing. Dejá vouz again. We started kissing, and I couldn't stop, I wanted to, but I couldn't. I thought that she would buy the gay thing. Darn. Suddenly, I stopped kissing her. "I don't even know you! Would you cut it out, please?"
"What if I say, like, no?", she said, seducingly.
"Then I might have to hit you."
"Can't you see, Leggie." Leggie?
"It's no use, there's no point of, like, fighting me. I'm invincible."
"No you're not, no one can stand me linedancing, and singing live to!"
"Like, try me"
I sang my heart out, and danced as bad as I could. Instead of booing at me, she applauded. Damn, no one could stand me doing that, not even Tiffany. She was the most powerfull Mary Sue ever. I'm doomed. Oh well. "We shall travel to Rivendell, and we won't stop untill we arrive!", I said as powerfull as I could. "Like, whatever you want, Leggie." I needed Elrond's councill, and I needed it now. I got on my horse, and instead of Katie following me, I followed her because she was much faster, afcourse. Damn, I'm doomed...
A/N: Got ya there! You thought Legolas was gay, haha! Anyway, I know, the chapter was really boring, I didn't have much inspiration, sorry. Hopefully, chapter 4 will be kick-ass, Strider will be appearing, so stay tuned for the next chapter and hit the review button! Thanx for all the reviews, I feel, like, sooo special lol.
