A/N: Ororororo!!! Sorry for the delay de gozaru yo! Sessha was just… ano…. Had her brain taken by aliens and could not write!! ¬¬ um hai! Hey don't forget, Kenshin's the one who can't lie… :P gomen ne! but here I go! Sorry if this chapter is kinda empty… v_v'
What to Do
Kaoru kept starring at the place Kenshin had just been, 'what the hell?'. Sano too stared in shock. That baka rurouni really couldn't lie! He would not have been as stupid as to tell Jou-chan where and what he was doing last night. Oops… 'maybe…. I should have done something… ah whatever!'
"Ohayo." said Yahiko appearing in the yard.
When nobody answered he looked up. 'What's wrong with them?' He wondered. He went over to where they were standing and looked them both over.
"I said… ohayo!" he said a little louder
They both turned to see.
"What's wrong with you people? Did you see a ghost or something? Where's Kenshin? I'm hungry."
Sano pointed to the wall.
"Sanosuke… I know you know that I suspect something very odd is going on with him… tell me!" said Kaoru looking hard at Sano.
"What? Who? Why? When? Where?" asked Yahiko.
"Feh! Why the hell are you blaming me? Do you think I did it to him?" said Sanosuke.
"Did what?" Kaoru asked
"Um… well… I don't know if I can tell you..."
"Tell me what?"
"what's wrong with Kenshin."
"So there is something wrong."
"I didn't say that…"
"Yes you did!"
"I did?"
"Yes!"
"Oh… Ok so I did."
"Sanosuke!"
"Hey I gotta go get breakfast, wanna come Yahiko? Good. let's go!"
With that he grabbed the kid by his shirt and was out of there in a flash. Leaving behind a very angry Kaoru. She would have chased after them but after all she had not changed. She would be out later, having a pretty good feeling where that baka hentai went off to.
~*°*~
Who knows how much time had passed since he had been here, probably about three hours or something. Kaoru was probably going crazy right about now. But he was afraid to go back, she might kill him. besides the forest got him to calm down.
'What am I supposed to do?? Avoid human contact until this thing goes away? What if it never goes away de gozaru ka? I'll have to become a hermit!! Oro!'
"So here you are."
"Oro!"
Kenshin looked back to see who it was. Che! What did he want? Kenshin was in no mood to talk, he still had to think.
"You know you can't hide from Jou-chan forever."
"Did you tell her?"
"no."
Kenshin sighed of relief. "yokatta."
"What are you planning to do?"
"I'll become a hermit de gozaru."
Sano raised an eyebrow.
"You know things will turn out worse if you do that… dammit I'm just gonna tell her! What the hell is wrong with her knowing?"
"Iie de gozaru! You can't tell her!"
"Yes I can!"
"I know you can but I don't want you to!"
"Why the hell not??"
"Because then anything Kaoru-dono asks of me I would have to answer!"
"So?"
"What do you mean so??"
"I mean…… so??"
Kenshin sighed and sagged his shoulders.
"What the hell are you afraid of?" asked Sano
"The truth…"
"Which is?"
"I love her…"
"Awwww, you're killing me!" Sano smirked. Kenshin glared back at him. "Oh come on Kenshin! So WHAT if she knows? Wouldn't you feel better?"
"Demo…. What if she rejects me?" he asked feeling very small suddenly.
Sano raised and eyebrow. "Kenshin…… look me in the eye, well no actually you don't have to, ha! *clears throat* sorry, but tell me, do you really think she only thinks of you as a friend?"
Kenshin fidgeted his fingers. "well, no…"
"Then what the hell are you waiting for?" screamed Sano smacking him on the back of the head ((in spanish we call that hit a pepa)).
"Oro!!"
"Now that I'm here… and analysing the situation, I have to ask you a question."
"Ano… what is it de gozaru ka?"
"Remember the other day when I asked you for…?"
Kenshin freaked "Oro! Yes I remember! I DID have money but sessha was running short and well, you would probably loose it all and, money should not be wasted de gozaru! Gomen nasai!" he blurted out.
Sano stared. "I was going to say… the other day when I came in later than usual for breakfast and asked you if there was any food!"
Kenshin sweat dropped 'So this is why I keep my mouth shut all the time…'
"Ano… there were leftovers, but, Ayame and Suzume-chan were coming over and they were probably bringing over their little cat so…"
Kenshin chuckled nervously at Sano's hard glare.
"How do I fight?" asked Sano again
"Oro? How do you fight? Good."
"How old do I look?"
"Ano… around 23."
"Who is smarter Yahiko or me?"
"Well…"
"Don't answer that… am I cute?"
"Yes."
"Holy shit are you gay?"
"No!"
"Then how do you know that I'm cute?"
"Because I have eyes de gozaru!"
"Why do you wear that pink gi?"
"It's comfortable. Besides it make my eyes look good."
"*raises eye brow* are you modest?"
"Sessha tries to be."
"But, do you think you're handsome?"
"Hell yeah! ……… oro!"
"Are you sure you're not bisexual?"
"*glare* Yes!"
"Do you think I have a shot with the Foxy lady."
"Oro!! I thought you two were sleeping with each other! And therefore yes I do."
"mmmmm, what do you like most about Jou-chan?"
"Her innocence, and responsibility, and her determination, her open spirit, her…"
"chill! I meant physically you twit!"
"Her eyes, and her rack, she has a nice ass too, not forgetting her hips and that tiny little waist, and she smells lovely."
"Kenshin are you aware it's disturbing for me to find out you smell people?"
"No."
"No what?"
"No I didn't know that I disturb you de gozaru."
"You didn't have to answer that."
"But you asked!"
"When?"
"Right after you said 'I meant physically you twit!' then I said 'Her eyes, and her rack, she has a nice ass too, not forgetting her hips and that tiny little waist, and she smells lovely.' Then you said 'Kenshin, are you aware it's disturbing……'
"Dammit shut up! Feh!"
"Well you asked me!"
"Kuso! What the hell are you planning to do?"
"I told you…… I'll become a hermit!"
"Hermit my ass! I'm hungry and I have no money… I dropped Yahiko at the Akabeko and you are going to buy me lunch."
"Do I have to?"
"Do you have money?"
"Hai… but, I don't want you to spend it."
"then that's that!"
"But what if Kaoru is at the Akabeko de gozaru ka?"
"Relax, I'll hide you. Or do something…"
Sano took the samurai by his neck and swung him over his shoulder, heading out of the forest… and strait into Kaoru. Kenshin sweat dropped.
"I had a feeling I'd find you here… Himura…"
'Panick!'
A/N: oooooh boy, Kaoru is pissed, that can't be good for our lil baka Rurouni… sorry for the delay but as I said I have no idea where this fic is going…. I mean I do, but I just don't know how to get there… ¬¬' oh well, thanks to Chibi-Angel, Gypsy-chan and Susan for their ideas, actually I had all of them in mind but like I said I don't know how to get there. And a special thanks to Sanosuke Sagara (you think my fic is funny? Read his!!) for the hermit thingy! ^^ hehe, I hope you don't mind that I used it! and thanx a lot to Hana Himura for making me feel so much better! It really meant a lot to me! Gracias!
