A/N: well it didn't take me as long to post up this chapter… but you got Hana Himura to thank for that! She gave me almost all of the ideas I used here so I dedicate this chap to her! Arigatou for everything Hana-sama!
Accidents Happen
Sanosuke chuckled nervously. "Hi, Jou-chan…"
She glared.
"Um, well, I take it this is pretty much between you and Kenshin so I'll be off now." He said setting the frightened samurai down.
Kenshin frantically shook his head and latched on to Sano's arm. Sano took two cautious steps forward before receiving another killer glare from Kaoru.
"Stay…" she said coldly "Sit!" she ordered
The men did as they were told immediately. Kaoru took in a deep breath and then looked down at the trembling idiots before her.
"Now…" She said beginning to pace "We can make this easy and simple… so that no one might have some, mmm, inconveniences… and I may be willing to forget everything that happened this morning…" she glared at Kenshin who shrivelled under her glare "If you two co-operate. Have I made myself clear?"
Sano rolled his eyes and Kenshin nodded quickly. "Look Jou-chan…" Sano started. Kenshin panicked. "Sessha will try to take care of your tab at the Akabeko is you don't say a word de gozaru!" Kenshin whispered into Sano's ear ignoring the hole Kaoru was digging in his head with her glare.
Sano smirked. That was too easy. "Why don't we got to the Akabeko and talk it over ne? We would be more comfortable than sitting on grass." He said to Kaoru
Kaoru glared at Kenshin, but nodded. Sano smiled and Kenshin sighed of relife. Before he could thank Sano he felt something go around his neck.
"Oro!"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"I still don't trust you Himura." Kaoru said
It was the thing! The dog collar Megumi had put on him when he was planning to go to Kyoto. Sano kept laughing, Kenshin sweat dropped, and Kaoru kept glaring.
"Let's go!" she said pulling Kenshin along, this of course caused Sano to laugh even more.
"Kaoru-dono… do you not trust sessha?"
"No!" she said
"doushite de gozaru ka?"
"Trust me Jou-chan... you can put all your faith in him right now!" said Sano appearing behind them.
Kenshin glared back at him and Kaoru raised an eyebrow.
Once out of the forest they began receive all kinds of stares. Naturally. A small red headed man being led by a small woman on a dog leash and a street thug following behind smiling like a moron.
"Kenshin… I will ask you again… what… were you doing… in my room?"
Kenshin sweat dropped and opened his mouth to answer. Sano reached over and slapped Kenshin's mouth shut with his hand, causing his head to be yanked back due to the force of the impact. 'Itai! Sanosuke you moron!' thought Kenshin.
"Kenshin wasn't in your room last night!" Sano said rapidly
"Yes he was!" answered Kaoru
"How do you know?"
"Because he told me you baka!"
"He did?"
"Yes he did! You were there too!"
"Oh yeah…"
Kenshin and Kaoru glared.
"Ok so he was in your room! But, the thing is… he was… ano… Feh! He was casing someone!"
"Who?" Kaoru asked sceptically
"um… well… uhhh, a thief!! Yeah that's it! A thief! He had come into the house and Kenshin well he had to look out for you! And the thief slammed him into a post!"
"A thief?"
Sano, Kaoru and Kenshin turned at the voice. Yahiko was behind them with a big basket full of groceries.
"I thought you said he was running away from Kaoru." Yahiko said approaching them.
Kaoru's eye twitched and Sano and Kenshin sweat dropped.
"I didn't say it was Kaoru!! I said it was a woman!" Sano recovered.
"The thief was a woman? He was running away from her? Or was he running after her?" asked Kaoru
"Uhhh, yeah!" said Sano
"Yeah what?" asked Kaoru again
"So once this woman kicked Kenshin's ass he fell in love with her and that's why he ran away? To go look for her?!" asked Yahiko getting exited
Everyone's eyes bulged.
"No you baka gaki! We were in the woods!" yelled Sano
"So Kenshin was going to meet her in the woods?"
"Yes… I mean! NO! only Kenshin and me were there!"
Yahiko gasped. "So he was gonna meet you! Kenshin and Sano meeting in the forest, keeping secrets and them being the only ones who know what the hell is going on?! Kami-sama you two are gay!!!!!"
Kaoru's face paled, Yahiko was right! what the hell were they doing alone in the forest! Something odd was going on and only they knew what it was! And well Kenshin did like to cook, and clean, and do laundry… 'Holy shit…!!!!!' Her shoulders slumped and she fell strait into the arms of an oro'ing Kenshin while Sano fell flat on his face. Yahiko was on the floor also but laughing his head off.
Sano was the first to recover and smack Yahiko hard over the head.
"Don't you ever even think that again!" he yelled
"Itai!! I was just kidding! Geez!" said Yahiko rubbing his head.
"Yeah well what your kidding did!" Sano pointed at Kaoru
"Hey that's my best joke ever!!" laughed Yahiko
"Kaoru-dono daijoubu de gozaru ka...? Kaoru-dono...? Oro! She actually believed it! I can't believe it! She thinks I'm gay! Orororo!!"
"Chill out Kenshin, you can tell her later that it's not true, in the meantime, Yahiko saved your ass."
"What do you mean?" asked Yahiko
"I mean this baka right here, is now even more baka because he can't lie." said Sano.
"Hey! It wasn't my fault!" replied Kenshin picking up Kaoru.
"Yeah whatever." said Sano
"What?" asked Yahiko totally lost
"I can't lie de gozaru yo." said Kenshin again beginning to walk in the dojo's direction.
"Yeah right!" said Yahiko
"Try him! I assure you, you'll have a lot of fun." smirked Sano
"Fine, um… how do you think I fight?"
"better everyday." Kenshin smiled.
"Do you think I will become a good samurai?"
"yes, with more practice."
"Who's smarter, Sanosuke or me…?"
"Well…"
"Forget that one… do you really enjoy taking orders from Busu?"
"Hai…"
"You like her don't you?"
"No."
"Huh?" Sano and Yahiko said in unison.
"I love her." Kenshin finished
Sano rolled his eyes and Yahiko gagged. "Does it bother you when I call her busu?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because I know she is not… besides you two amuse me…"
"Do you like to get her jealous with Megumi?"
"No, I always come out injured de gozaru."
"Do you think Tsubame likes me?"
"No…"
"really?"
"really, I think she loves you…"
"dammit stop doing that!"
"gomen."
"Do birds and bees really make babies?"
"ano… iie de gozaru yo."
"Then where do babies come from?"
"Um… a man and a woman."
"a man and a woman? Where does it come from?"
"The woman."
"But you said you need a man too… what does he do?"
"Well, he… *sweat drop*"
"Okey! That's about enough sex talk for one day! Look we're here!" said Sano pointing to the dojo gate.
"Sex?" asked Yahiko
"Yes. It's when a man gets---"
"Kenshin!" said Sano
"ano… lucky."
Sano smiled and Yahiko scratched his head. "Huh??"
"Sessha must put Kaoru-dono to bed…" Kenshin said sneaking off.
"We'll talk later kid." said Sano.
"What ever… although I don't know if a gay person could tell me about men and women…"
Kenshin heard them begin to fight and sighed.
"Kenshin?" said a weak little voice
"Kaoru-dono… daijoubu desu ka?"
"um, yeah, I think, but what happened?"
"Yahiko said I was gay…" Kenshin cringed
"Nani?? Ahhhhhhhhh!" shrieked Kaoru.
"Oro?" Kenshin found out why she had screamed a little too late.
Yahiko's groceries, the laundry bucket, a broom, various poles, occasional branches and who knows what else fell on top of both of them.
"Orororo!!…… Kaoru-dono??"
She lay on the floor with the laundry bucket over her head and part if her back. Lifting it up, Kenshin found her unconscious… again, and with a big bump on the left side of her forehead.
"Oro! YAHIKO SANOSUKE! STOP FIGHTING DAMN YOU! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!" he screamed across the yard.
That definitely got them to stop.
"Now go get Megumi!" Kenshin screamed again
They were out of there faster than you could've said Holy laundry bucket!
A/N: well there you have it! I hope it was good, tell me if it was please, and thank you again for all the reviews... yes yes yes.... the next up will be Megumi, Oro! Do Yahiko and Sano have the same mind?? What will Megumi make Oro-chan say? Hoeeee! Tune in next time! ¬¬ that was lame...
