RABUKOME
Chapter 6A- When They All Get Home

short note: this going quite fast ne? I'm kinda stuck with "A Date" so I figured I just concentrate on Rabukome first. I hope everyone is enjoying this and please send in your reviews. I appreciate all of them. Thanks.


Rabukome
Chapter 6A - When They All Get Home
(Sano and Megumi)

KAORU: (to Megumi) Your duty is clear. Seduce him all you want sear him with kisses, coyness, caresses, everything -- but stop where out oath begins.

MEGUMI: Relax, I can take care of this....

KAORU: Of course you can. Still a little help can't hurt, now can it? I'll just stay around for a bit. Hopefully, he gets the idea and just leave.

MISAO: Sano? We're talking about Sano here right? He won't get the idea.

TOKIO: We'll see. Everyone inside.

MISAO: Oh, but I want to watch.

OMAU: Now, now, Misao-chan. Lets' not be rude...

OKON: Let's just go to the other side.

MISAO: Great idea! (they leave Kaoru and Megumi, who is hidden from her husband's view)

SANO: (a twig snaps as he steps on it) Oh shit. Where the hell is that Fox. I thought I heard Misao call me but I can't see her now or Jou-chan either. (turns away and curse) How long, ye gods! How long?

KAORU: Who goes there?

SANO: Jou-chan?

KAORU: Who penetrates our positions?

SANO: Me.

KAORU: (playing dumb) A man?

SANO: Every inch!

KAORU: Then inch yourself out of here. Off Limits to men.

SANO: This is the limit. Just who are you to throw me out?

KAORU: The Lookout.

SANO: Well, look here, Lookout. I'd like to see Megumi. How's the outlook?

KAORU: Unlikely! Bring Megumi to you? The idea!

SANO: For Kami's sake Jou-chan, cut the chase will you....

KAORU: I thought you were injured. You shouldn't be out so late Sano. Have you eaten your dinner already. I'm sure the men would welcome you. They are at the station, with Kenshin, Aoshi, Yahiko, Hiko, Saitou, Chou, Okina and....

SANO: BRING HER OUT HERE!

KAORU: Really and what would I get out of this?

SANO: You see my situation? (looks down and...er....um...how do you say this? ::author blushes:: He has an erection....::author almost faints, gets a hold of herself and pretends she didn't type it::) This can all be yours.

KAORU: YOU STUPID CHICKEN HEAD PUNK! (to herself) This is really Megumi's place. (shouts) I'll go and get her!

SANO: Speed Jou-chan! She left out home and happiness went with her. Oh, to enter that foxless -- ur, wifeless house, to sense that awful emptiness, to eat that joyless food --

KAORU: Sano, she's only be gone for the whole night....

SANO: JOU-CHAN, GET HER NOW!

KAORU: Hai, hai! (runs off to get Megumi)

MEGUMI: (who overhears Sano) Oh, I do love him. I'm mad about him. I hope he doesn't see me.

SANO: Megumi? Is that you? Koibito, why do you act this way? Come here.

MEGUMI: Come there? Certainly not!

SANO: Why not? C'mmon Megumi, don't make me beg.

MEGUMI: Beg.

SANO: Aw, c'mmon.

MEGUMI: Fine. See yah when the war is over.

SANO: (sighs, grumbles several curses and gets down on his knees) Please? I'm begging you.

MEGUMI: Gods, you're pathetic. I'm leaving.

SANO: No! Wait! At least you'll have to listen to the voice of your child. (grabs a young boy)
(to the young boy) Call your mother.... (to Megumi)....to the voice of your child.... (to the young boy) Call your mother brat!

YOUNG BOY: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!

SANO: Where's your maternal instinct? He hasn't been washed or fed for a week. How can you be so pitiless?

MEGUMI: Him, I pity. Of all the pitiful excuses for a father....

SANO: Come with me Koibito. For the baby's sake.

MEGUMI: Motherhood, I'll have to come. I have no choice.

KAORU: Ahem! Megumi, helloooo, you don't have a son yet.

MEGUMI: Dammit! She's right! Sano, you conniving, deceitful....

SANO: A geesh, Jou-chan! I had her! (to the boy) Go on home.

YOUNG BOY: Where's my yen?

SANO: I said SCRAM! (the boy runs off)

MEGUMI: That was pretty low Sano.

SANO: I only did it because I want to be with you. I promise I won't do anything stupid.

KAORU: Aw, give it up Megumi. Just go with him. I'm sure you cab handle it. We won't be able to sleep if Sano keeps moaning and whining there.

MEGUMI: (sighing) Alright. I'm coming Sano. (Megumi leaves the house as a horde of women complain to Kaoru)

SANO: It may be me, but I'll swear she looks years younger.

MEGUMI: Yeah, yeah, I know that already.

SANO: (snaking an arm around Megumi's shoulder) Let's go home Koibito. (they start walking) You should be ashamed of yourself, letting those women lead you around. Why do you do these things? You only make me suffer and hurt your poor, sweet self.

MEGUMI: (stepping away from Sano's semi-hug) Keep your hands away from me!

SANO: But the house, the furniture, everything we owe, are you willing to let it go to hell?

MEGUMI: Frankly, I couldn't care less.

SANO: But your patients? Your syringes out in the open. You couldn't care less about that?

MEGUMI: I certainly couldn't.

SANO: (stops in front of the house) Think how long it has been, Koibito.

MEGUMI: Ummm....LAST NIGHT?

SANO: (enters the house) Let's get in.

MEGUMI: I absolutely refuse! Unless you agree to a truce to stop the war.

SANO: Well then, if that's what you want, we'll stop the war!

MEGUMI: Well then, if that is your decision, I'll come back after it's done. But for the present, I've sworn off.

SANO: (entering the house with Megumi and dragging her to their room where a futon is already spread) At least lie down for a minute. We'll talk. (putting his arms around Megumi)

MEGUMI: I know what you're up to -- NO! -- (Sano begins to kiss Megumi's cheek travelling down to her neck) And yet.....I really can't say I don't love you...

SANO: (whispering huskily in her ears) You love me? So what's the trouble? Lie down.

MEGUMI: Don't be disgusting! (crossing her arms)

SANO: I'm sorry. It's just that....

MEGUMI: (getting an idea and smiling evilly, which Sano missed seeing) Poor dear. Fine. You lie down and I'll go get us a blanket. (hurries to get a blanket)

SANO: Yes! Thank Kami!

MEGUMI: (returning with a heavy blanket and dropping it on Sano) Here. You hurry to bed while I undress. (puts a hand on her mouth) Gracious me -- I forgot. We need some more mattress. That futon is already old and thin.

SANO: Who wants a mattress? Not me.

MEGUMI: Oh yes you do. The bamboo floor is too hard.

SANO: (lies down) Well, give me a kiss to tide me over.

MEGUMI: (gives him a long, slow kiss) Well, gotta go and get that mattress (a little breathless)

SANO: OOOOOLALALA! Make it a quick trip dear!

MEGUMI: (enters the room with a mattress and dumps it on Sano who fix the futon) Here we are. Our perfect futon. Now hurry to bed while I undress. (Sano lies down again) Oh, my! I forgot! You don't have a pillow!

SANO: I do not need a pillow!

MEGUMI: I know, but I do. (she leaves)

SANO: What a lovefeast!

MEGUMI: (returning with a pillow) Rise and shine! And now, I have everything I need.

SANO: You certainly do. Come here my little fox!

MEGUMI: Just taking off my obi. Don't break your promise. No cheating about the peace.

SANO: I swear to Kami, I'll die first!

MEGUMI: Just look, you don't have a blanket!

SANO: I didn't plan to go camping -- I want to make love!

MEGUMI: Relax, you'll get your love. I'll be right back. (she leaves again)

SANO: Relax? I'm dying a slow death by dry goods!

MEGUMI: (returning with a heavier piece of blanket) Get up!

SANO: (standing up) I've been up for hours. I was up before I was up. (Megumi spreads the blanket and Sano lies down again)

MEGUMI: (giving him a sly smile) I presume you want perfume?

SANO: Positively NO!

MEGUMI: Absolutely yes -- whether you want it or not. (she leaves for the umpteenth time)

SANO: Dear gods, I don't ask for much, but please let her spill it.

MEGUMI: (returning with a bottle) Hold out your hand like a good boy. Now rub it in.

SANO: (obeying and sniffling) This is to quicken desire? Too strong. It grabs your nose and bawls out: Try again tomorrow.

MEGUMI: I'm awful! I brought you that rancid brand! (she starts off with the bottle)

SANO: This is just lovely. Leave it, woman!

MEGUMI: Silly! (she leaves again.....)

SANO: Goddamm the idiot who first concocted perfume!

MEGUMI: (returning with a new bottle) Here, try this flask.

SANO: Thanks -- but you try mine. Come to bed, you WITCH -- and please stop bringing things!

MEGUMI: That is exactly what I'll do. There go my shoes. Incidentally, darling, you will remember to vote for the truce? (lies down and caresses Sano)

SANO: I'LL THINK IT OVER!

MEGUMI: (stands up and snatches her obi and re-ties it again) You'll think it over....I'll just go and run off....JA!! (she runs off for good)

SANO: That woman laid me waste -- destroyed me......(pounds his fist on the futon, spilling the rancid perfume, he cover his nose and declares....) I'm going to get that Peace treaty even if it's the last thing I do!



Author's note: ok that wasn't so bad, was it? I was a little apprehensive about doing Sano and Megumi's version. I hope it was ok and managed to get a few laughs out from you guys. Please give me your reviews and comments. I'm looking forward to all of them. thanks. On to Chapter 6B, with probably Aoshi and Misao and Yahiko and Tsubame.