Disclaimer: X is by Clamp.

The Disturbed.and a bunny too! By Miyamoto Yui

Chapter 2 - Insomniacs and Dolls.

Since it had been literally hell yesterday and considering the fact that all the X characters were not those kind that you could have out in the streets while they were taping, well, you just had to keep them around the studio. The sponsors were so confident that X would be so prosperous that each star had their own room fitting their needs. But Seishirou had to install the webcams around Subaru's room by himself since the administration couldn't approve his request for * ahem * 'Subaru as a personal entertainment expense'... * sweatdrop * Well, anyway, after yesterday's 'Bunny' incident, Kamui was restricted to his room until further notice. And just because you gave them separate rooms doesn't mean they actually _want_ to be in them. They wanted to share, they wanted to be anti-social, blah, blah blah. Whatever the reason, the crew was just as exhausted.

In other words, they were behaving like little brats unable to go to sleep.

Satsuki just had to try out another computer game before going to sleep as Yuuto sat next to her trying to poke her on her sides so she could at least giggle.

* poke, poke *

Silence.

* poke, poke *

Whap! Satsuki hit him with a paper fan, but kept her eyes plastered to the game.

Kanoe tried to show more cleavage so that she could distract Yuuto, but ended up making Kusanagi have a nosebleed thinking if Yuzu would ever grow 'in' that way as he was walking by to take his evening jog.

Yuzu was playing with Inuki but the pup was refusing ice cream because it was not his particular kind. And this got Yuzu really upset.

["But I thought he couldn't eat?" Questions appear around the author.]

While Sorata tried to comfort Yuzu, Arashi was twitching slightly at the sight thinking that Sorata had betrayed her in some way. He never touched her that way with a pat on the head...then again, she broke his hand the last time he tried to run his fingers through her long hair.

Nataku blinked at everyone and just on the sidelines looking lost. "Are?" Seiichirou came next to her and looked at the scene with his usual confused self. Later, Karen comes by with, for once, decent pajamas that fall on her hips conveniently and so Seiichirou had to run to contain his nosebleed. "What's wrong?" Karen asks Seiichirou with a confused look. "She's looks cute...oh god. Forgive me!" he thought as he laughed and ran for a kleenex. "N-nothing!" he answered back.

Subaru was in his room and sat on the side of his bed while sighing in relief that the day was over. Despite the noise outside, it was still a moment _alone_. He stretched out his arms and yawned... "Gah!" he gasped for air as the so-called Sakurazukamori tried to have a fight inside _his_ mouth without his consent...

.and the poor boy wasn't winning either.

"MMMMPPHHHH~!"

[Random readers nod and think, "This _is_ Seishirou we're talking about," "That was kind of expected," or "I wish Seishirou would have a war in _my_ mouth too." * sigh * A chibi Fuuma randomly comes into the scene and hails towards Seishirou. "Master, you must teach me!]

* GASP *

Pushing him away, Subaru glared at Seishirou.

"Just. Go. Away." Subaru warned as he held his throat while gasping for air. Seishirou, who was being difficult, leaned on the bed and said, "Make me." Again, these were the moments that...well...reminded him of _why_ he had put up with this attitude all these years as he turned around to resist Seishirou's invitation.

Inside, he was panicking. "What...what the hell do I do?!" Outside, he was glaring more at Seishirou. With a sigh he pulled his covers, and turned his back to Seishirou while warning, "Touch me, you die."

* poke *

A distant cry was heard from a 'nearly' mute person... "SEISHIROU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hokuto, who had her hand up to knock on the door, put her hand down and smiled. "I'm glad they don't need my help."

Kakyou came out of his room and shouted, "SHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUP!!!! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!" He turned his head to a Hokuto-chan waving at him. His face turned red as he waved back weakly. "Hi hi Kakyou-chan!" "K-k-konni-chi-chi-wa, H-h-hokuto-chan!" He blinked. "Oyasumi!"

He immediately closed his door as he panted nervously. "I...I spoke to her! Spoke spoke to her! None of this telepathy stuff. I.I spoke to her!"

In his room, Kamui was trying to also get a good night's sleep, but he couldn't figure out why he felt something always biting his neck and thought they had thoroughly inspected the building. He asked about it too.

-- The next day...

When everyone was coming onto the set, Seishirou was having his morning coffee with a totally composed face. "Kamui, what's with all the marks on your neck?" Seishirou smirked. "Seems like someone got more action than I did last night." Inside of his mind, he shouted, "The kid's ruining my name!"

Kamui blinked as he turned red with embarrassment. "N-no." Karen and Seishirou hi-fived. "We're so lucked out, aren't we?" Seiichirou and Subaru both sneezed as they entered the set. Karen looked longingly at Seiichirou and sighed as Subaru glared at Seishirou. "AHH!" Subaru shouted as he was pounced on by Hokuto. Hokuto-chan smiled and poked him on the nose. "You guys should be more quiet once you get a room." Subaru shook his head in protest and frustration. "It's not like that!" Fuuma and the rest of the cast members came in after them and shook their heads because they weren't convinced. "Right, Subaru-san," Fuuma laughed as he patted Subaru on the back.

Yuzu came in and was so tired that she just sat by Kusanagi and laid her head on his shoulder.

Arashi calmly took her tea in eloquence while reading the script. "Can I read the script with you?" Sorata suddenly popped up next to her and pressed his cheek lightly on Arashi's. Smiling, he greeted, "Ohayo!" "You already are." She answered as she whacked him on the back of his head. "You always abuse me." "You molest me. It's an equal trade." "Molest? Isn't that Fuuma's department? Or Sakurazuka's?" Subaru eats a piece of toast and nods his head as he pops in and out of the scene.

"Can you please retrieve the files for the script for me, Beast?" Satsuki said as she sat herself on the ground as she typed on her laptop. "Good morning everyone!" Yuuto greeted happily as he walked in. He kissed Satsuki on the top of her head as he passed by her.

Everyone's faces turned pale.

"What did I do?" he asked dumbfounded. They all pointed to the back of him. Kanoe had a fiery fighting aura as random wires were approaching him.

Satsuki calmed beast down. "Stop it."

The wires coiled back into their original placements on the floor.

"Kanoe, stop that." Hinoto comes into the scene as she walks through. Kanoe's eyes blink as she looks at Yuuto and at her sister. "Who do I choose? Who do I choose?" Confused, she sits on the floor. Blink, blink.

"Here, have a doll," Hinoto sarcastically says as she hands a 1996 movie chibi of herself to Kanoe. "To help you think faster and amuse you for a bit."

Hinoto walks to a chair, sits down, and someone hands her a cup of black coffee.

"Hey! You collected those too, Hinoto?!" Yuzu shouts. "I've got all of them at home." "My Satsuki replica is in pristine condition in a nice case on my mantle at home," Yuuto replies as he nodded his head. "You must stop this obsession with me. Really," Satsuki sighs. "But I don't have as many as Seishirou!" Yuuto protests. "He's got almost all the Subaru chibis!" Seishirou cleared his throat. "SUBARU IS MINE." Everyone blinked. "Some of the fangirls bought them from me. So there should be at least 30 circulating around the world," Seishirou announces painfully. "I had to share a little." "That's why there's such a shortage!" Sorata exclaimed. He brings out his Arashi doll from his jacket. "My lucky charm! But there's one in my car, in my room, and then there's." Arashi facefaults. When she gets up, she takes his doll and looks at 'herself'. "I thought I was much more beautiful than this." She sips her tea again as she thinks of her Sorata one at home in her closet. It still had its plastic and it's in mint condition with its tag. "I don't have one of Kakyou." Hokuto sighs. But then she smiles as she says, "You'll love that I have.this!" She brings out a white rabbit. "I have the Wish bunny!!!"

[Yui's eyes open wide. "I WANT ONE!"]

A tumbleweed blew through the set. Whoosh, whoosh. "Figures," Subaru answered as he took a sip of tea.

Then, she gave a mischievous grin to Seishirou as she shouted, "Ha! I have a Subaru!" Subaru spits his tea out. "No! Where'd you get that?" Seishirou protested. "He's not yours at all. He's mine!"

"I've got 98 percent of the Kamui ones," Fuuma replies nonchalantly while eyeing Kamui from head to toe. Kamui shudders. "I don't even want to know." Kamui looks at Subaru in desparation.

Subaru shakes head. "Can't help you there." He clears his throat as he brings out his Seishirou doll. "Seishirou custom made this and even signed it."

Staring at Seishirou, he says monotonously, "He has no shame."

"Notice that the doll is kept clean and looks like it is shining," Kamui states as he observes the doll in Subaru's hand.

Everyone sweatdrops.

Kamui comments even further, "It even has the smirk right. Every detail is wonderfully done."

* More sweatdrops *

Subaru holds out his doll as his eyebrows twitch. Pulling a string on the back, the doll says, "Boku wa sexy desu ka?" ("I'm sexy aren't I?")

"It's to keep you company when I'm gone," Seishirou smiles as he takes another sip of his coffee.

Subaru counters in annoyance, "So, when are you leaving?"

-- Author's note: I'm so not good with humor. But I think it's cute. Hope you're enjoying the fic!

The dolls part came because I wanted to talk about chibis. ;_; It was so hard and expensive to find a Subaru doll! My Seishirou one was sold by my wonderful friend Winnie!