It was a cold day in the "Galdo Quadrant prison for the insane" There a
long time prisoner awaited execution at the hands of the mean hearted
warden.
"WEAPON wake up, today is your day," he said as he held a bottle and a
sword aloft in the air.
"Put down my sword you creep" the prisoner growled "and how did you get X-
CHIBI?"
That didn't matter because soon he'd be free to once again terrorise the
"Fictiverse"
"Weapon-weapon-get-up-we-have-to-escape" the guardian faerie X-Chibi
ecstatically exclaimed "quickly-grab-the-LEO-RIFT-sword"
As fast as lightning Mr Weapon bowled over the warden grabbed the bottle
and sword, as he released his faerie companion and slashed a hole into
reality and in a flash of ethereal light disappeared.
Seamless light years and dimensions away Mr weapon seeker of the mystic
force of "The .NET" finds his new quest beginning in.HYRULE???????
"How can this be I'm sure that I jumped into the portal for RESCAS quadrant
not Hyrule!!! Leo-rift must be malfunctioning OR X-Chibi!!!!!! Did you
bring me here??" Weapon said as he squeezed his Guardian fairy's frail body
in his hand,"how could you do this to meeee that's it eat soil you BRAT!!!"
he said as he pelted his companion to the Hyrlian dirt.
"Wait-weapon-there-is-a-force-here-greater-than-what-you-seek-see-those-
kids-over-there-go-talk-to-them" X-chibi said through the pain of being
thrown.
"All right, your lucky I like you" weapon retorted.
He set down the dusty path only to meet a young kokiri boy strolling with a
young hylian girl who both looked strangely at the tall man in the black
kokiri tunic.
"Who are you cutie??" the young girl said excitedly
"Uhh I'm Mr weapon and who are you two may I ask??" weapon asked.
"I'm link and who do you think you are dressing as a kokiri???" the boy
angrily replied
"Hey don't be mean I think he's cute even though he's older....I'm Zelda
Princess of hyrule" she blushed
Weapon reached for her hand and kissed it delicately as only a gentlemanly
Prisoner should.
"ohhh heee hee hee" zelda turned bright red and link green with envy it
matched his silly tunic.
"grrr I DON'T LIKE YOU MR WEAPON" link growled as navi glowed dark red.
"And-what's-with-your-faerie?"navi chimed in as X-Chibi exchanged mean
looks with navi
"I hope you don't stay long" link said
IF ONLY HE KNEW
TO BE CONTINUED ..........
TO BE CONTINUED ..........
