CHAPTER FOUR: NO ONE MESSES WITH SEPH'S VANILLA COKE!

[back to Kaz, Dante, and Seph]

"Did you hear something?" Seph asked, as a scream ran through the air. Kaz shrugged.

"Probably someone being raped." He said casually.

Dante looked a little worried. "Kaz, Seph, can we go somewhere else, I don't like this place.." he whimpered.

"Aw, shut up, you'll feel better after we buy some Vanilla Coke!" Kaz replied, grinning. Oh, how they all loved Vanilla Coke! Who doesn't?

"WHOO-HOO!" Seph cheered, and they all raced down to some convienice store that is owned by a guy from Asia. No offense, but most of the stores I've been to were, owned by a guy who came from some part of Asia. Seph was about to pay for his Vanilla Coke when a shot rang through the air.

"ALRIGHT, THIS IS A HOLD-UP, EVERYONE GET DOWN!!"

A few people screamed, but Seph, Kaz and Dante looked to see whom the crinimal was. He, of course, was wearing a ski mask, and had a semi-automatic pistol.

"HEY, YOU STUPID KIDS, GET DOWN!" He yelled. Then he guy fired a shot, which missed Seph, but got his Vanilla Coke. As the light-brown liquid poured out from the bottle, all Seph could do was watch.

"....You.....ruined..my....Vanilla...Coke..." Seph hissed through gritted teeth. His angry jade eyes set on the crinimal's brown ones, and the guy stepped back in a shock.

Dante just shook his head and hoped the guy had a good life, while Kaz readied a camcorder that he seemd to have gotten from nowhere. He gleefully pointed it towards Seph who was advancing towards the man slowly.

From what Kaz and Dante painfully learned, NO ONE, I repeat, NO ONE messes with Seph's Vanilla Coke. Seph actually tried to sell his soul to the Devil to get a bottle of it when it ran out, until Kaz reminded Seph it was HIS job to make dealings with the Devil.

The crinimal now fired several shots at Seph, but they all missed because the guy was shaking with fear. Seph glared at him before uttering these words:

"Never, EVER, mess with my Vanilla Coke.."

Then he drew his sword.

Now, the scene was a bit tool violent for me to say. If you really wanna know, this is Dante's non-violent verison of it (wuss):

"Seph, he took his pointy, shiny sword, and he hit the man with it, and tomato juice spilled out of him!! It was scary! And then, Seph just cut off the man's arm, and more tomato juice spilled out! I was really scared, then Seph removed the ground beef from the poor guys head and he squashed it! Oh, the humanity!!"

OK, now, for you more violent readers out there (Whoo!), here is Kaz's account of it:

"DUDE! IT WAS FREAKING AWSOME! Seph, he drove his sword right into that dumbasses stomach, and all this blood, was like, gushing out! Then Seph yelled at him, saying: 'YOU HAD ENOUGH OF THIS MOTHERF*CKING SHIT?? HAVE YA??' and Seph cut off all of his arms, it was soo sweet, then this is the cool part, he actually sliced open the guys face, and took out his brains, then STAMPED ON IT!! Look, I got the fottage right here!! MAAAAAANNNN..."

Ok, there is no difference, except Kaz used more gory terms and swore a bit. But still, fact was, Seph was drenched in blood and he still didn't have his Vanilla Coke.

Seph casually grabbed three bottles of Vanilla Coke and geustered to Kaz and Dante to get out of the store. While they walked on, Dante was whimpering and now had a deathgrip on Kaz's arm.

"Dante, please, why must you always.. touch me??" Kaz groaned in disgust as he pushed Dante off. Dante stared at him with those big puppy eyes.

"Seph scares me, Kaz!! And I forgot to bring Mr. Poofy!" Dante whimpered. Kaz rolled his eyes. Of course. Dante's stupid Disco Aisha he bought a Limited Too. Whenever Dante coldn't cuddle it, Kaz was the next best thing, thought the reasons are unknown (Kaz's leather coat isn't soft and cotteny, ya know).

"Well, can't you just go down the hell and get him?" Seph suggested. Dante stopped, and pondered this for a moment.

"Yes... YES!! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF IT BEFORE! MR. POOFY, HERE I COME!" Dante cheered, and he dove down to the depths fo Hell, while the other two waited. Finally, Dante emerged with his prized Disco Aisha plushie. He huggles it, and they walked in silence for awhile.

"AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Dante stopped at a Claire's store and stared at the window. It was his dream.. they were stocking.. PETPET MERCHINDISE!!

"LOOK!! KAZ!! SEPH!! PETPET PLUSHIES!! AND STICKERS! AND NOTEBOOKS!" Dante squealed, pointing to the various Petpet merchindise. Kaz rolled his eyes.

"Dante," Seph firmily stated. "We are NOT gonna buy Petpet stuff now, we have to find Eden and get the-" before Seph could finish, Dante bolted into the store, forcing Kaz and Seph to wait outside.

"Damnit! That Neopets crap so addicting, the damned author put HER Neopets in the story!" Kaz complained bitterly. Seph nodded in agreement and watched the cars go by while sipping his Vanilla Coke. Time went by, and Dante rushed out of the store with a Noil plushie, a Angelpuss sticker pack, and a Doglefox Notepad.

".... Dante, it took you 3 HOURS to get those measely three items??" Seph said in amazement. Dante nodded and held the items as if he was holding the Nobel Peace Prize.

"I had to use all my psychic powers to find the Rare item codes to get all the rare, cool stuff!" Dante happily reported, while Kaz snorted in disgust.

"That's great, can we go now?" He asked. Dante nodded sadly and once again the crew set off to find Eden..

After meeting up with the Neopets again.

Kaz was the first to notice his Neopet-self. He saw the Neopets on the other side of the street.

"HEY!!" Kaz hollered to them, and he waved. The Neopets saw him and waved back, then waited for the other 3 to come over. When they did, Meep eyed Dante's petpet stuff.

:"Well, you didn't waste any time getting those.." Meep commented. Dante was very happy with his stuff, and showed Meep it while Seph conversed with Yunalesca. Kaz was too busy telling ChibiKaz about the Vanilla Coke incident.

"So.. have you guys seen Eden?" Seph asked, while Yunalesca dug her paw into her bag.

"Yeah, but that damned traffic light turned red on us. We have a new ally though!" Yunalesca grinned and showed Seph the Sui flute, the flute that Suicune gave them. Seph admired the sparkling flute.

"Cool.. what does it do?" he asked.

"Blow it, and Suicune will come, but not now.." Yunalesca explained, grabbing the flute and stuffing it back in her bag. She turned back to Seph. "We should work together now. I'll let you guys use the Ultra Rare Super Shiny Rainbow Shiny Thing for one non-evil wish if you do.." Yunalesca offered. Seph nodded.

"Sure. We can do that, as long as it's Kaz who doesn't make the wish." Seph told her. They agreed to search the West side of Chicago, the Neopets shall search the East.

Now that out two groups have joined forces, let's take a look on how Eden is doing!