CHAPTER FIVE: EDEN 'S DAY OUT (hey, even evil people need a break)
Well, for those of you who have played FF8, you'll wonder how such a big-assed GF like Eden can just wander around Chicago without getting any attention. Well, Eden is a shapeshifter too, cuz I said so, and since he is actually a she, she wanders around looking like Yuna. Except her hair is short. And she looks more American. ANYWHOO..
Eden was coming out of a movie theater, looking visibly tramautized. You see, Eden had just watched Minority Report or whatever you call it (or spell it) and she was scared out of her wits.
"Excuse me miss, er-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Eden grabbed hold of the man's arm and flipped him over. The man landed on the ground with a CRUNCH! Eden started beating the crap outta him too!
"YOU'LL NEVER GET ME! NEEEEVVVVVEEERRR!!" she screeched, while she pounded his head into the sidewalk. The guy had passed out and probably died by the time Eden realized what she was doing. People were staring too.
"Uhhh.. um... just watched Minority Report.." Eden stammered. People started nodding and shot sympathetic looks at her.
She quickly scurried out there and let the poor guy, who wanted to ask her where the snack booth is, bleed to death. Poor guy, people just thought it was ketchup.
From inside her jacket, the ULTRA RARE SUPER SHINY RAINBOW SHINY THING was glowing. Eden's eyes sparkled as she exmained it.
"OOOOOOOOHHHH... shiny..." Eden drooled. Then, a figure caught her eye.
"SSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!"
Squall quickly turned around to see Eden charging at him, ready to give the infamous: FLYING HUGGLE TACKLE OF DEATH!!
OK, it doesn't really kill you, but work with me here!
Squall attempted to jump out of the way, but no one can avoid a FLYING HUGGLE TACKLE OF DEATH!! Eden got him, and it resulted in a mass explosion!
BOOM!
AHEM... anyway...
"OH SQUALLY!! IMISSEDYOUIMISSEDYOU!!" Eden cried, huggling Squall and cutting off his air supply. Squall was sturggling, but to no avail.
"AAAHHHHH!! NEED....A..I...R..."
"Oh! Sowwie!" Eden aploligized and let go, letting Squall fall back on the ground. He gratefully sucked in all the air he could.
"*huff* EDEN!!.. *heave* DON'T...DO...*gack!* THAT!...*wark!*" he gasped, fighting the urge to slice her head in half with his gunblade.
"...Wark?" Eden replied, eyebrow rising. Squall got up and brushed himself off. Eden was thinking about what she was supposed to tell him, but she forgot, because the scaryness of the bacon was getting to her. The only way to defeat the bacon was to summon the mighty McDonalds Mighty Kids meal to combat Lavos and free Schala using the melody of the Seven Belches, which is located in the..
"SQUALL! I SAW MINORITY REPORT AND IT WAS....huh?" Eden looked around, confused. For while she was thinking about saving the Pepsi Fighters from mass destruction, Squall had run off.
"He likes me!" She squealed, twirling around and cheering. But Eden had more important stuff to think about.. like making it to Limited Too before the Cloud Aishas were sold out..
[back to Kaz, Seph and Dante]
Dante stared tearfully at the sign that was hanging over the Neopet cart:
CLOUD AISHAS SOLD OUT
"Dante, why are you so sad, Kaz got one!" Seph muttered, trying to pry Dante away from the sign. Kaz was near the entrance looking at the new Cloud Aisha he bought just to annoy the hell out of Dante.
"But Kaz won't give it to me!" Dante wailed. "He'll just sell it on eBay!"
"DAMN RIGHT I WILL!" Kaz cackled. But then he stared at the Aisha again. "...awwww, it's so cute.." he thought.
Seph's mouth dropped. He couldn't belive what Kaz just said! Kaz hated Neopets, how could he think Cloud Aishas were CUTE?? This from the kid that thinks burning squirrels on barbecues should be the national pastime!
"Well, it is.." Kaz said, tossing the Aisha in the air. "Besides, you have Mr.Poofy, Dante, so I'll keep this guy!" he laughed. Dante watched the Aisha jump up in the air, and land back into Kaz's hand tearfully.
"C'mon, let's go, Dante's gonna cry.." Seph complained. He pulled both Kaz and Dante out of the store and smacked right into... Eden.
"YOU!" They both cried out at once. Eden looked at the Cloud Aisha in Kaz's possesion.
"THE CLOUD AISHA!" Eden screeched, pointing at it. Kaz snickered evily.
"Sorry, this was the last one. They still have rare item codes.." he responded. Eden jumped and raced to the Limited Too, refusing to believe that this was true! But alas, when she entered the Limited Too.....
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Upon hearing Eden's anguished cry, Kaz laughed some more. Oh how he loved to make people cry. He loved seeing people break apart and weep, muttering about how worthless they are. The Cloud Aisha helped.
"Yep, I'm keeping this thing. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" He cackled once more. Seph rolled his eyes.
"...They got Kaz."
Note: Yes, there will be Cloud Aishas in Limited Too on the 27th of July, 2002. There will be around 10 of these plushies available in each Limited Too location, so you may want to sleep outside of your local Limited Too. There are also 25 Rare Item code cards you can get. First come first serve. Just thought you might wanna know ^_^()
