CHAPTER SIX: HOW ABOUT A TRADE?
Dante suddenly turned around. "Guys! She has the ULTRA RARE SUPER SHINY RAINBOW SHINY THING, remember?" he said, speaking rather fast. The other thought, and then remembered that she did have it. All three rushed to Limited Too, where they saw Eden crying on the floor.
"Gone..all gone.." she sobbed.
Seph poked her to get her attention. "Hey, since you're in a nervous wreck now, can we have the ULTRA RARE SUPER SHINY RAINBOW SHINY THING now?" he asked.
Eden glared at them, then saw the Cloud Aisha, which Kaz was still holding. Her mind formulated a plan to get what she really wanted.. the Aisha.. she grinned evily and got up, taking out the ULTRA RARE SUPER SHINY RAINBOW SHINY THING from her pocket.
"Fine. If we trade. This...," she held up the gem, "...for your Cloud Aisha!"
Kaz was stunned, then looked at the Aisha. He had grown attached to it during thier short 15 minutes together, but what the heck, he could wish for one. He nodded.
"After you give us the ULTRA RARE SUPER SHINY RAINBOW SHINY THING!" He stated firmly. Eden cursed, then handed over the jewel. Kaz took it..
Then, as if planned, all three bolted. "SUCKER!!"
Eden stood there, smiling. It was all part of the plan. Soon, she would have ha;f of the world, Squall, and a Cloud Aisha all to herself!
The three, however, were pleased with themselves. Now they can get all the Krispy Kreme Doughnuts they wish! Kaz was examining the jewel when Dante tugged on his sleeve.
"Kaz, can I have a look at it?" Dante whined. Kaz held the jewel in front of Dante's face.
"There, see? You're looking at it!" he joked, when Dante snatched it out of his hand. Kaz was a bit stunned, then chased after Dante. "H-hey! Give it back!" he cried, getting very annoyed.
Dante, however, just laughed insanely, then stopped, floating in mid-air, smirking at Kaz.
"You're gonna regret being so mean to me, Kaz!" He laughed. Kaz was very confused, Dante was never this mean... except.. unless...he and Eden..
"YOU BASTARD! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU'LL-" Kaz's threat was cut off by a loud blast that could be heard. The explosion sent him falling on his knees. As Kaz looked up, Eden had joined Dante in the floating, and both were glaring down on him.
Dammit! And he was so freaking innocent too!, Kaz thought angrily. Oh, how he wished he just listened to his evil side for ONCE in his life and kill Dante all the way back in chapter 2! His hands clenched up into fists.
Eden snatched the ULTRA RARE SUPER SHINY RAINBOW SHINY THING from Dante's hand and held it up.
"C'mon, Dante, when can we make our wishes?/" she complained.
"Soon, when you shut up and we get out of here!" Dante retorted. Unaware to them, as they were bickering, Kaz was preparing a very nice present for them. His evil side had been begging him to do it all these years, and now, finally, Kaz could cast it without regrets.
Seph and arrived just in time to see the events unfold. However, Seph thought that Eden had Dante as her hostage and Kaz thought that casting Ultima was the answer.
Before the deadly spell could be unleashed, Seph tackled Kaz and the Ultima spell blasted into the sky. But as we know, what goes up must come down..
Meanwhile, somewhere in Virginia..
Steve Case was drunk again. His stupid company has been rid of that IDIOT CEO and he was free again to dominate the Internet, soon the world!
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!" He laughed drunkly, the took another swig of his beer. Then he saw the Ultima spiraling down and he pointed at it.
"SHINY!"
And those were Steve Case's last words before all went to hell and AOL blew up, Which resulted to a national holiday. President Bush also is set on finding the guy that did it and give him the Medal of Honor.
Ahem, anyway, while I wish these events were true in real life, they are not. But they will be. They will...
ANYWAYYYYY....
Dante and Eden took this time to escape, leaving a very enraged mage and poor Seph.
"Do..you..have..any..idea..what...you..have..done?" Kaz hissed. Screw this, I'm killing Seph too..
"I-I was trying to save you from killing Dante!! Ya could've hurt him! Killed him!" Seph blurted out, a bit angry at his friend's misjudgement. Kaz shook his head slowly, a murderous look in his eyes.
"Dante was the one that betrayed us. He and Eden were working together.. It's the truth." Kaz told him, bluntly.
Seph had a bit of a hard time believing this. Kaz did tend to lie a lot, especially when he tried to explain why he was trying to kill someone. But Dante did not look scared when he was with Eden.. in fact..he was grinning!
"Wha... Dante..evil...??" Seph was at a loss for words. And Dante was so nice! "I-I don't understand.." he muttered.
Kaz had just about lost it. Whatever sanity was left in him decided to take a one-way trip to Florida to visit Disneyland. He started cackling insanely.
"Yeah, ain't that great.. ehehehehe.. the little bastard doublecrosses us.. Oh why the hell did I come here... mwahahahahahahaaa... " He was muttering to himself.
Seph just stood there, shocked. For awhile, they just stood there, out in the street, with people staring. Finally, Seph had a plan, and he shook Kaz.
"What?" Kaz snapped at the lamp post next to him. Seph could see that Kaz's sanity was still in Disneyland, so he'd have to guide the deranged mage to wherever Yunalesca and the others were. Or he could just leave him alone... but who knows what kind of trouble Kaz would get himself into. Seph decided he lived a long, happy life and shook Kaz some more.
"Kaz? Kaaaaz... KAZ! WAKE UP!" Seph shrieked, and Kaz's eyes snapped open.
"WHAT?" He bellowed back, this time in Seph's direction.
"Are you OK?"
"... no, I've got homicidal thoughts running through my head, I've been stabbed in the back by a 'friend' and I'm hungry! DAMMIT! DO I LOOK FINE TO YOU?"
"Yeah, let's find the Neopets, maybe they can help us.."
Kaz rolled his eyes. "Oh, yeah sure, depend on the little furry creatures!" he sarcasticly commented, but followed Seph anyway as they made their way around the city, resisting the urge to kill Seph with a well placed Flare.
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Well, that wasn't very nice. Were any of you expecting that? I sure as heck wasn't.. what am I talking about?? I WROTE THE STUPID STORY!! Oh well, I wish I could get more reviews just to see if anyone but one person has read the story but I'm still gonna write it, reviews or not. I don't make any sense... *goes off to eat more Krispy Kremes*
