(Angel, Buffy, Xander, Cordelia, Spike, and Willow sit around a huge table with stacks of paper strewn about. Angel is holding a paper at arms length. Cringing he slowly brings it closer until it touches his nose.)

(Buffy waves a paper in the air.)

B: What are we machines? Spike, this ones got us on top of Giles' desk, a bed, a closet, a bed, a coffin, a desk, a bed, a closet, another closet and. look! Here's another!

(Angel looks over her shoulder to read.)

A: Is that even humanly possible?

X: What?

(Xander leans over and his eyes widen.)

X: Not that I know of. It may be. But why would anybody do that to their back? And with Spike?

(Everyone but Spike makes a disgusted sound. He looks around, annoyed. Then Cordelia makes a noise. All turn around to look at her.)

B: What is it?

(Cordelia ignores her and stares at Angel.)

C: Would you bite me if we, uh. you know.?

(Angel looks confused.)

A: Why are you asking?

C: This one has you and me doing it.

A: Oh. No! Not only would it hurt but I might get an artery and you'd die of blood loss or possibly become delirious. You'd also get your sheets all dirty, and it would hurt...

Buffy: You've thought about this a lot, haven't you?

(Xander holds up another sheaf of papers)

X: Same thing in all these.

A: Oh.

(Willow gasps and throws a piece of paper away from her. It hits Spike in the face. He picks it up and begins to read.)

S: Bloody hell!

(He spits on it and throws it down to the ground where he grinds it with his heel.)

B: What? What is it?

S: It's got peaches and I doing the nasty.

X: Okay, that's just gross.

B: Well these freaks seem to like it.

(Spike nods for a while, still grossed out.)

(All of a sudden, Willow squeaks loudly.)

B: What, more nastiness?

(She shakes her head.)

W: No. but this is kind of funny.

(Angel looks over her shoulder. He begins to laugh loudly, slapping his knees.)

(Cordelia reads a bit, then joins in, leaning on his shoulder)

(Buffy reads it and gasps)

B: Why would Angel and Spike kill Riley?

(Everyone is laughing by now but Buffy just waves a piece of paper in front of their faces)

(Xander grabs it and reads)

X: Oh. Wow. Me and.

(He looks at Spike strangely)

B: Why would Angel and Spike kill Riley?

S: Shut up, Slayer.

A: Come on, no fighting. Desk boy.

(Spike growls and his eyes turn yellow. Cordelia pats his shoulder.)

C: Down boy.

B: Why would Angel and Spike kill Riley?

Willow: Hey, here's one with me and Angel and a walrus.

(Cordelia cringes then holds up another.)

C: This is fairly normal. Its just Xander proposing to Anya.

(She pauses and all look at her expectantly)

C: Nevermind. There's a chicken suit involved.

(Xander snatches it away)

X: WHAT? I didn't.

A: Sure.

B: Why would Angel and Spike kill Riley?

(Spike punches her. She faints. Xander rolls his eyes)

X: Thank god. Now we can actually read.