From: "Darth Vader"

To: "Sauron Smith"

Subject: Pen Pals

Date: Sun, 28 Apr 2002 12:01:42 +0000



Dear Sauron,
As you may know, I'm a very hostile person. I'm not sure being pen pals would be the best thing for your health.

However, I will agree to try this out and I will be as optimistic as possible.

Antway, if this is going to work, perhaps you should know more about me.

Things I like:
-Lightsabers
-Banana nut mini-muffins
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
-Very large interstellar wars
-Bunny rabbits

Things I dislike:
-Gungans
-Han Solo (he thinks he's all that and a bag of the Force)
-Alvin and the Chipmunks
-Blueberries
-Sugarless gum (unless it's Orbit gum--have you tried that stuff? It's addictive!)

Anyway, I hope you are satisfied.

Sincerely,
Darth Vader