The Neverending Harry Potter Story



Chapter 6: The Bad Joke
by Kerry Twain
Disclaimer: To sue? or not to sue? That is the question. Well here's your answer, don't.



The genie sighed heavily beore she said to Harry "She has an object that belonged to You Know Who. It is one of the reasons he was so powerful back when he was.That is why Dumbledore sent me to get you and her. He wants to kill you and he wants to get the You Know What from her.

"What is it?" Harry asked Taryn with great interest."Does she know what it can do? Is she a witch or a Muggle? Can she us it? Would she use it??"

"Whoa, whoa whoa, slow down Harry, one question at a time. I am afraid I can't tell you what it is. She has no clue of the dark magic it can do. She thinks it is an item her grandfather gave her. No her grandfather is not You Know Who, thank god if he ever had kids they would look like a monkey that had a kid with a naked mole rat." She giggled to herself.

Harry stared at her. He was too interested in the girl to understand her corny joke.

"Do you get it monkey and a naked mole rat?? OK i am getting to old....anyway. She is a witch around the same age as you. We must go get her because if You Know Who gets her before we do....." Taryn didn't finish the sentence but Harry knew what she meant.

"So how far away are we?" Harry asked

"Um... about two days." Taryn replied

"TWO DAYS!!!!" Harry yelled

"Yes it would but we are gonna use turbo-carpet fuel.Hold on to something."

Harry looked around. There was nothing to hold on to.

"Excuse me, there is nothing to hold on to." Harry said quietly.

"Oh dear me, hee hee" and with a wrinkle of her nose slowly a set of bike handles rose up from the bottom of the carpet.

"O.......k then. Thank you very much." Harry said as if he had just been asked to ride a frog across a desert.

"Now old on!!" Taryn yelled as she poured some chemical on the carpet. "This won't hurt you Harry! It won't even get you wet!"

With a load roar they were off. It was faster than Harry had ever gone before. They were zooming in and out of clouds for a couple minutes when suddenly they landed with a plop.

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Authors Note: wow this is probably the worst chapter so far. sry!! Grace you might want to take some stuff out. lol Kerry