Author's Note: Okay.. Sorry That My Past Chapters Have Been SO freaking damn short.. and

I haven't really put any of my potential ''funnyness'' into them. Sorry, But I'm So

LAZY!!.. yes, yes I am.. So Sue Meh! Well..actually don't cuz i'm broke.. -.-'

Just Read and be Partially satisfied.. And please do meh a favor.. REVIEW!



Disclaimer: Do you think i'm even rich enough to touch an original DBZ!?? Nuuu.. I dun think so..





On That On Special Night...



Chapter 8 - The Plan Is Revealed





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FINALLY, Bulma and Vegeta Stopped from over exuastion! (Lol.. I wonder..)

"Vegeta.. I've..Never.. Done that so many times.. for a damn full day!" Bulma breathed out.

Vegeta could only smirk and fell on top of the bed. Suddenly Bulma heard a loud,

"GGRRRRUUMMMMBBBBBBLLLLEEEEEE."

"Ah! Vegeta!! There's an Earth System Plate Techtonics Movement occuring!" Bulma yelled scared. (AN: Too make it shorter: Earthquake in Bulma's Scientific terms.."

"Erm.. Bulma whatever the hell you just said.. I just wanted you to know that, that was my hungry ass stomach growling!" Vegeta yelled confused.

"Oh.. I..Knew That.."

"Yea..Sure you did, some smart ass you are"

"Hey you piece ol' shit."

"Who are you calling a piece of shit too!?"

"You! You bird, peanut dick head!"

"Hey! Watch your mouth, I'm the Prince ya know!"

"O0o0o0oh! I'm sooo scared! You ACT and LOOK like my granny!"

"ME!?"

"Yes You! You Old Fart!!"

"What the.. Old.. Fart..?"

After there little 'Call-each-other-names-even-though-I-really love-you' convention was over,

they sneaked into the kitchen which was connected to Vegeta's room by a door.

They cleaned the whole refrigerator clean. (AN: I would too.. If I was kinky like that all day and night)

After they were decently filled with food of all variety's Vegeta got an idea.

"Hey Bulma.. You wanna..?" He said while he smirked.

"Vegeta!! NO!"

"Sheesh.. I was just asking.."

Suddenly a small capsule appeared and rolled to them from under the door crack.

"Eh? What's in here?" Bulma asked picking up the capsule.

"Heh.. Probably Dad sending us another play thing, I knew I could always count on him for something!" Vegeta replied.

Bulma gave Vegeta a small disgusted look and opend the capsule. Inside contained a pamplet

from the king. It read:

'When you both young ones are done.. whatever that you were doing. Not that I don't know..

Then please dress mannerly for the feast tonight. DON'T FORGET OR ELSE...'



"Awww..Dad didn't send us a play thing.." Vegeta said sarcasticly.

Bulma smacked him on the arm lightly and said, "You pervert! C'Mon and let's dress!"

"Heh.. Can I dress with you, Woman?"

"Vegeta! Stop! Noo..!"

"Fine then! Instead can I dress you!?"

"Vegeta that's the same thing!"

"No it's not!"

"Well the answer is.. N-O"

"I can't spell.."

"Yes you can you bastard!"

"Fine then! Be like that Bitch!"







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"Yekusa! Ah, There he is! Now remember the plan! Don't you dare ruin this!" The Queen of Qouyusei whispered to Yekky.

(AN: Heh.. like my nickname for Yekusa?)



"Yes mother.. You only told me 239,847,234 Qou times.." Yekusa mumbled.

She watched as their plan came into action.

Kunzoi walked up to Bulma, who was alone for the time being.

"Hello Bulma, Care to dance with me? Just Once?"

"Kunzoi.. you know i'm with Vegeta."

"Yes, but he isn't here right now, and I won't be able to dance with you any other time, and we need to talk."

"Talk? About what?" Bulma asked curiously.

"Well..the other night I think we had an misunderstanding."

"Oh..that.. Well all is forgiven" And Bulma turned to walk away.

"Wait!" Kunzoi yelled and grabed her arm and turned her back around then he continued,

"I really meant what I said, I mean I don't know what you see in that Saiyan Prince but--"

Bulma quickly interupted him. "Excuse me! But nothing my skiny tan-colored ass!. Vegeta is

sweet..gentle.. and a great.."

"Oh Please! Spare me the horrid details!" Kunzoi replied.

Then he leaned forward and whispered huskily in her ear,

"No man could please you like I could.."

"Kunzoi! Get away from me!"

"No! Please believe me! Vegeta is a traitor!"

Bulma paused in shock.

"What did you say..?"

"I said he is a fucking damn ass lying cow sucking monkey brain TRAITOR!"

"I don't believe you. Don't lie to me just to get attention Kunzoi!" Bulma yelled.

"For the last damn time! I'm NOT lying.. I mean.. just look at him!"

Bulma didn't reply.

Instead she turned around and saw...



(AN: Great place to end a cliffy huh? hehe.. ^_^)



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-5 Minutes Ago-



"Stay right here, Onna!" Vegeta told Bulma.

"Why..? I wanna dance!" Bulma whined.

"Sheesh stop your yapping! I'm just going to get us some drinks!"

"Sure Vegeta! I'll be waiting here."

"I'm sure you will..."

And Vegeta went off to fetch them both some punch. (AN: The drink not the action.)



As Vegeta walked to the food table and he saw Yekusa walking through the crowd towards him.

He groaned inwardly, 'No..not here again.. Damnit I don't have time to deal with her..' Vegeta thought.

Yekusa was wearing a bright yellow dress that hung very, very low on her chest and revealed

most of her thighs. She also wore a green long shawl that convered herself when she was around royalty.

He quickly turned around so that his back was to her.

She finally reached Vegeta and tapped on his shoulder.

"What do you want bitch?" He asked her annoyed already.

"I was wondering if you would mind dancing with me" Yekusa asked him 'innocently'

"In fact, yes I would mind" Vegeta replied still standing there with his back to her.

Yekusa snorted and walked closer to him, pretendind to try and get a drink.

She inched closer to Vegeta and 'accidently' brushed her plastic barbie boobs against him.

"Whoops.. oh sorry, My bad.." She said with a smile.

Vegeta grunted and continued to get his drink.

'Damn..this is going to be tough to try and get this potion into him..' Yekusa thought.

Then a lightbulb flashed on top of her thick brainless head.

*DING!*

She reached closer to him then said, "Aw..look how cute Bulma and Kunzoi are when there dancing."

She smiled evily.

Vegeta quickly turned around in anger.

"Bulma?..with Kunzoi..?" Vegeta thought out loud.

"Yep..look at them dance away." Yekusa said with a sarcastic sigh.

"Well, she can dance with bastard she wants to"

"Yes.. exactly and.. so can you."

Vegeta turned and faced her in much anger.

"What hell are you implying!?"

"Oh nothing, sheesh look at the way Kunzoi is holding her.." She lied.

"I don't see much to that.." Vegeta said looking.

"Ha! You'd think they were mating or something!" She lied..again.

"WHAT!?"

"Just Look!" Yekusa pointed to the dancing couple.

Vegeta turned to face the dancing crowd again.

As Vegeta turned aorund Yekusa took out a small bottle of green potion and dumped it into his drink.

She grabbed her cup and said, "I'm soooo thirsty. Since you won't dance with me, can we atleast share a drink?"

Vegeta made his eyes turn from Bulma.

"Yea.. I guess." Vegeta muttered.

"Okay then! Let's drink to.. Yourparty, friends, and for whomever your mate shall be.."

"Ne?"

And Yekusa drank her cup, then Vegeta followed her lead drinking his cup filled with the potion.

"Whoa this drink is..fruity.." Vegeta said almost in a daze.

"Oh really? I don't seem to taste anything..!" Yekusa said with an evil smile on her face.





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Author's Credits: Well..! That's It for now! Well please, please review!

I would really,really appreciate it! Thankies! Oh... by the way..

I'm coming out with a new story called.. ::Drum Roll::

My Mercedes Benz!

Lol.. so check it out soon! And...

Check out my friend's new story!

"Two Godesses One life-tme."

By ryoki-chan

Or something like that.. I forgot the title! Lol.. Goman Nasai Emi!

Well.. I must start writing chapter 9!

I Luf You All!!!

-DarkMistressAngel