The Neverending Harry Potter Story



Chapter 10: Phat Boi
by Kerry Twain
Disclaimer: All hail J. K. Rowling, creator of Harry Potter and all things associated with him



"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Harry heard when he hit the ground with a thump. He wasn't sure where the voice was coming from but it sounded very strange. Sort of like a very old man who thought he was young and hip.

Harry looked around to see he was in a odd dark sort of cave. He was soo confused he

"Ha Ha ! I got you now mr. boy who lived!!!! ah ha ha ha!!!! Wait until my posse 'bout you! whooooooeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! You sure is gonna get me some money!"

"who are you? why did you take me here???" Harry ask the bodyless voice.

"I'm phat boi and i'm a whole lot of phat!!" the very disturbed man said. "I got you here me and my friends bet on who could capture you first! HA HA ! Looks like i won!"

Harry was stunned. People were betting on him???

"But how did you and your...............Posse..........know i would be around here?"

"Is you crazy???? we've had this bet going on of about 14 years! Good thing it is finally comin' to an end!"

" o..... well.....why don't you show you face??? Or are you to scared ?" harry shouted at the voice with more confidence then he felt,

"noooooooooo!!!!! don't make me come out there!!!!!!" harry's captor's voice yelled.

"why? are you toooo scared?" harry said with a little less false confidence. Why was this guy so afraid? was there something in the cave that harry didn't know about? Harry seriously hoped "phat boi" was claustrophobic or afraid of the dark.

"and where is taryn????? what did u do with her?" Harry was getting more and more angry as every minute passed.

Harry pulled his wand out of his pocket, very happy that he snuck it into his pocket before he left the Dursleys.

"Lumos" he said as quietly as he could so Phat Boi wouldn't hear him. Harry rasied his wand and looked all around the cave.

"wow..........." harry was baffled. The ceiling of the cave was way up there so high the light barely reached. But from the bottom Harry could still see a ton of bats, sleeping together. Harry sincerely hoped they were average muggle bats. Harry thought back to every single page he saw of The Monster Book of Monsters but he couldn't remember a single thing about evil bats.

"Your friend is gone" Phat boi's voice startled Harry. He had forgotten all about him as soon as he saw the bats.

"Gone? what do you mean gone?" Harry said nervously as he waved his wand all around the cave looking for a speaker or something so he could see where the crazy guy's voice was coming from. THen he saw a little bug that had been flying around him since........ of course! Harry slowly put up down his wand and cupped is hands and...... smack! he had the tiny little bug in his hands.

"I've caught you now!" Harry said into his hands triumphantly. "Tell me! where is Taryn! and one other thing. Of all the animals in the world why would you want to become an animagi so you could be a nastly little bug??"

"I'll never tell you where she is! i'll take it with me to the grave!!!" As tough as Phat Boi sounded, Harry could still hear a tiny quiver of fear.

"Yeah and you could be at your grave sooner than you think if you don't tell me right now! i'm warning you!!!!!" Harry said.

"nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"TELL ME !!!!!!!!!!"

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

"YES!!!!!!!"

"Fine ok! jeeezz!" Phat boi the bug gave in. " Your friend is down up stairs in the store. She is in a half asleep half awake state. She doesn't realize you are gone." THe tiny little bug said.

"Take me up there!" Harry yelled fiercly at the bug. "Or i'll squash you like a..o wait.. you are a bug! Well or else i'll squash you!"

"OK go out the door over there." Phat boi said.

"what door???" harry said

"that one over there you stupid kid! i mean! that door over there behind that big rock sticking out of the wall."

"Ok" Harry said once out the door.

"Now go left left up the stairs and you'll be in the shop" phat boi said very calmly so he wouldn't lose his temper.

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"Ohhhhhhhh.... what pretty stars......... i think i see........ooohhh look at the moon!" Taryn said. She was walking around bumping into things when Harry and the bug came out of a secret door ing the floor.

"Oh god. Fix her right now!" Harry said to Phat boi.

"ok if you let me go!" the crazy bug said slyly.

"No, I dont' trust you. You'll probably hit that little button again and send me down there. So.... Tell me how do i wake her up?" the human said to the bug.

"Ok she might get mad at you but it is the only way if you dont' let me go back into my human form." Phat Boi said. "you must slap her across the face"

"Wow that is nice. But if it'll get is out of here......" Harry walked over to Taryn and slowly raised his hand that wasn't holding Phat Boi and smacked Taryn.

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! What did you do that for you horrid meanie??!?!?!" Taryn said sobbing. THen as suddenly as she started, she stopped. "I'm sorry Harry, what did you say?"

"Oh, nothing" Harry said surprised. He held up his other hand and said " We would like some Flying Powder please."

"oh certainly, anything you want, just ask." the bug said in a strangely nice manner. "Just let me go"

Harry gave Phat Boi a very stern look and let him go. Before his eyes the bug changed into a short old man. " the flying powder is next to the never-dying flowers."

"Thank you." said Taryn "bye!" and she left the store with Harry right behind her.

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"Where are we going to get the map to the girls house?" Harry asked Taryn as they both got on the carpet and started to fly away very slowly.

"Where do Muggles get there maps?" Taryn said to Harry.

"Uh..... Tourist info centers, I guess." Harry replied.

"exactly!But why come to Egypt, you may ask." she said.

"Yes i would like to know that if it isn't to much trouble"

"This tourist info center is kinda like diagon alley.If we hit a certain brick we will go into a different tourist info center, hidden from prying muggle eyes........... at least that is what i think it is. I am not really sure. " Taryn said to her young compainion.

"How long until we get there?" Harry asked hoping it wouldn't take long at all.

"Well. I am not really sure where it is. But.... we can always stop and ask directions..." Taryn said quietly.

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS????? Ok sry. do you have any idea what direction it is in?" Harry asked, very much annoyed.

"Yeah i think it is um.......south of England?? yeah south!" Taryn said to Harry.

"Point Me" Harry said to his wand. "ok. go....... that way.." Harry pointed in the opposite direction his wand was pointing . He looked over his hand and saw...................

The Caprona
Genie Shop

"HAHAHAHA!!!!!! where were there the entire time!!! hahaha !!!!! that is funny!" Harry said while laughing hysterically. He got off the carpet and walked over to the door. Taryn was right behind him. They went inside.

"Back so soon?" Phat Boi said with amusment. "Your looking for the map aren't ya??"

"Yes and we would greatly apreciate it if we could have it." Taryn said in her sweet little girl voice.

"Nope. Not giving it to ya. There ain't nothing you could give me. Unless you have any good rap music??? No? No good rap music? o. well. there is one thing. I always, always wanted a little toy dragon. But they stopped making them years ago. I had all of them..... the Norweigan Ridgeback, the Chinese Fireball even the Common Welsh Green. But I never got a Hungarian Horntail. I spent half my life searching for one....." Phat Boi looked away from Harry and Taryn so he could wipe away a tear.

Harry was amazed with his luck.

"Will you excuse me for one minute????" Harry said as he went outside.He opened his truck and searched for the model of the Hungarian Horntail he had had to get past last year at the triwizard tournament at his school. He found it and ran inside to find.......................................


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Author's Note:
That is the end i can't write any more. Can whoever writes next try to make Taryn seem more heroic? lol well i hope it is long enough!!!!!!!byebye

Editor's Note:
sry for the veeeeeery long delay. stuff happened involving peeps who...well never mind that...she might read this so i can't say anything bad. thankfully, Kerry offered to write it today and she made it real long. everyone say "Thank you Kerry, you're the best person in the whole entire world!" hehe