c B U Red Riding Hood B U

B U Characters B U Red Wolfie Granny Mom

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Mom: Red, your Granny isn't feeling well and---

Red: Of course she isn't, she's dead!

Mom: No, no the other one.

Red: You mean the rich one?

Mom: Yeah, that one. I have to finish this. (points to paper work) Bring this basket of goodies to her. I found the recipes on Martha Stewart. (leaves)

Red: Sure, whatever. (to herself) Hmmmmmm... if I transform Granny into a pig, then I get her money! And I get that new BLUE riding hood I had my eye on. (pause) What you didn't think Red Riding Hood was my real name, did you? Gosh, that outfit is SO last production. Now where's that potion that Mom made? (looks around, and picks something up). Ah, here it is. Heh heh heh. I'll put it on these homemade chocolate-raisin-almond-banana- nut-oatmeal-lemon-cream-sugar cookies. I'll put it on all but this one, which I'll eat later (puts it on cookies).

(Mom comes in) Mom: Red, are you going yet? I need to get those sent before twelve o'clock, because then I have another appointment.

Red: Oh, yeah, sure. I'm going, I'm going!

Mom: Good. I have a lot to do. Now, where's that pig potion the kosher butcher wanted? Martha Stewart showed me how to make that, too. I learn so much about.

Red: Okay. Now I'm really going! (Runs out of house)

Mom: YOU FORGOT YOUR RIDING HOOD, RED RIDING HOOD!

Red: Can't you just call me Beag like a normal person? That's just an article of clothing!

Mom: What? A Beag? No, that's a type of.

Red: Whatever (grabs riding hood).