b Scene 2 b
Red: Ladedadeda. Why oh why can't I get a car? I HATE WALKING!!!!!!
Wolfie: I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down! Hey! Where's the house? Where are those stupid pigs? THEY DON'T HAVE A PERMIT! I HAVE TO REPORT THEM! Oh wait, wrong fairytale.. And here comes that annoying brat Beag Riding Hood. She's such a greedy girl. and with that smirk on her face. I wonder what's she's up to? (to Red) What are you doing here?
Red: I'm bringing Granny cookies! She's sick! Also, she's really rich. uh. sorry. these cookies are really rich!
Wolfie: (aside) She's going to try and get Granny! Red, can I have one of those delicious cookies?
Red: NO! I mean. they'll put you off your diet, Wolfie!
Wolfie: I thought Jenny Craig was confidential! How did she know? I'd better stop her! Say, Red, why don't you pick some flowers for Granny?
Red: Flowers? Pick? Flowers come from stores!
Wolfie: Then go to the store!!! (to self) I better warn Granny (leaves)
Red: Should I? Well, some roses would look smashing with my hood... (takes out a cell phone). Hello? Floral Florists? WHAT? I'M ON HOLD??? FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES??? (Sits down and waits)
Red: Ladedadeda. Why oh why can't I get a car? I HATE WALKING!!!!!!
Wolfie: I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down! Hey! Where's the house? Where are those stupid pigs? THEY DON'T HAVE A PERMIT! I HAVE TO REPORT THEM! Oh wait, wrong fairytale.. And here comes that annoying brat Beag Riding Hood. She's such a greedy girl. and with that smirk on her face. I wonder what's she's up to? (to Red) What are you doing here?
Red: I'm bringing Granny cookies! She's sick! Also, she's really rich. uh. sorry. these cookies are really rich!
Wolfie: (aside) She's going to try and get Granny! Red, can I have one of those delicious cookies?
Red: NO! I mean. they'll put you off your diet, Wolfie!
Wolfie: I thought Jenny Craig was confidential! How did she know? I'd better stop her! Say, Red, why don't you pick some flowers for Granny?
Red: Flowers? Pick? Flowers come from stores!
Wolfie: Then go to the store!!! (to self) I better warn Granny (leaves)
Red: Should I? Well, some roses would look smashing with my hood... (takes out a cell phone). Hello? Floral Florists? WHAT? I'M ON HOLD??? FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES??? (Sits down and waits)
