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Red: Ladedadeda. Why oh why can't I get a car? I HATE WALKING!!!!!!

Wolfie: I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down! Hey! Where's the house? Where are those stupid pigs? THEY DON'T HAVE A PERMIT! I HAVE TO REPORT THEM! Oh wait, wrong fairytale.. And here comes that annoying brat Beag Riding Hood. She's such a greedy girl. and with that smirk on her face. I wonder what's she's up to? (to Red) What are you doing here?

Red: I'm bringing Granny cookies! She's sick! Also, she's really rich. uh. sorry. these cookies are really rich!

Wolfie: (aside) She's going to try and get Granny! Red, can I have one of those delicious cookies?

Red: NO! I mean. they'll put you off your diet, Wolfie!

Wolfie: I thought Jenny Craig was confidential! How did she know? I'd better stop her! Say, Red, why don't you pick some flowers for Granny?

Red: Flowers? Pick? Flowers come from stores!

Wolfie: Then go to the store!!! (to self) I better warn Granny (leaves)

Red: Should I? Well, some roses would look smashing with my hood... (takes out a cell phone). Hello? Floral Florists? WHAT? I'M ON HOLD??? FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES??? (Sits down and waits)