Chapter 1:  Relaxing Party

            Goku was enjoying himself on the roof of Capsule Corp laying out in swimming trunks on a beach chair (A/N:  Not THAT way).  On his side was a capsule table with a glass of lemonade and an open bottle of suntan lotion.  With sunglasses on, he began to relax. 

            "Man.  After all that training this last year, it's good to finally relax.  I've got to thank Bulma for throwing this swimming party.  Chi-Chi's always telling me I'd look good with a tan.  Well, I've got to make her happy."

            He could hear a splash coming from the bottom of the building.  Sounds of laughter followed.  Then he heard a very familiar voice.

            "Stop that!  It's not like this hasn't happened to you!  Get back here you brats!"

            Goku instantly recognized it as Vegeta.  Something had happened that made his yell out like that.  Suddenly, he felt his son's energy come up and head towards him.  After taking off the sunglasses, he only saw Goten's smile as he embraced him.

            "Dad," he said cheerfully. 

            "Hey, son.  Having fun?"

            Suddenly, Vegeta flew up and pointed to Goten.  He was pulling up his own swimming trunks.

            "You!  You and Trunks are in very big trouble!"

            "Hey, Vegeta," Goku greeted, "what's that matter?"

            "I'll tell you what's the matter.  First off, Bulma makes the gravity room malfunction so I can 'relax.'  Second, I have to swim around in this 'pool' and 'have fun.'  Now, Trunks and your spawn take my swimming garment while in mid-dive."

            "Aww.  Come on, Vegeta.  What's a party without some jokes?"

            As soon as he said that, Trunks flew out of nowhere right past Vegeta.  Goten shot after his friend laughing.  Vegeta followed madly behind.  Goku only smiled and put on his sunglasses again.  He slowly started to drift off into sleep.  Goku could see images of the past events that had gone by in his dreams.  First, he saw Emperor Pilaf summoning the Dragon.  He realized he was a kid again and looked up to see the full moon, and then the words "scene missing" appeared.  Next he knew, he was on the ground without any clothes.  After that, members of the Red Ribbon Army appeared.  More fighting scenes were being played in his mind.  After easily defeating them, he saw Piccolo's father.  Then, he saw Piccolo himself.  Much of the rest of the dream was Goku fighting the past villains:  Vegeta, Frieza, and Cell.  Then, something odd happened.  The words "scene missing" came up again just after he saw World Marital Arts Tournament a year ago, but this time, it seemed to last several minutes.  It was at that time Goku woke up from his little nap.

            "What a strange dream."

            As he opened his eyes, he realized he was not lying on his beach chair.  It seemed flatter and harder.  He also felt more air on his body.  Finally, he began to sit up.  Suddenly, laughter broke out.  He could see that he was on a surfing board in the middle of the pool.  Everyone was pointing a laughing at him from the sides.  He looked down and saw he was not wearing any swimming trunks, which left him with nothing on.  Goku fell over in shock and made a mild splash.  When he came back up, he still saw everyone laughing at him.

            "Gezz, Dad," Gohan said, "I know you like to be comfortable, but this?"

            Goku looked directly at Goten and Trunks, but they struggled their shoulders.  A voice came from above him.

            "So, I assume the party has had its second joke.  Wouldn't you say, Kakarot?"

            Goku already knew who's voice it was.  As soon as he heard the villainous laugh, he flew out of the water to grab him.  Vegeta, however, super speeded away, leaving Goku floating in the air, bare to the world. 

            "Hey, Kakarot," he heard Vegeta from the left. 

            Goku looked and saw Vegeta throw his swimming trunks into the front yard.  After super speeding, Goku grabbed them and put them back on.  Finally, he super speeded back to the roof.  After sitting back down on the beach chair, he knew that he was a beat red that was not from sunburn. 

"I guess I just asked for that one."

Suddenly, he found himself falling a short distance and hit the ground.  While in bewilderment, he looked up and saw the Supreme Kai, Mr. Buu, the Elder Kai, and Cell looking down on him.  He was also dressed in his usual orange uniform.

            "You really need to practice your teleportation skills sonny," he heard the Elder Kai say. 

            "Yup," Goku said, "I've definitely been in the sun too long."