Chapter 3: Recruiting
Frieza kicked harder at the door. The Ginyu Force was firing their strongest energy blasts at the frame. Nothing worked. King Cold just stood at one corner cheering on his son. Increasingly, Frieza pounded the door that held him and the others in confinement.
"Eight years," he shouted giving the door another punch, "eight years out of eternity. I'm going to get out!"
"Come on, son!" King Cold shouted, "I wish your brother where here. He'd be able to open it."
"Are you doubting my abilities, father?" Frieza questioned shortly pausing.
"Quite! All of you!!" a thundering voice came from the other side of the confinement area. The others stopped and looked at the other being. Cell rose up from his corner and walked to the door. The others where baffled at what he was doing.
"Cell! What are you doing?! You can't get it open!" Frieza snapped.
Cell immediately grabbed Frieza's neck and threw him at the Ginyu Force. He gave one look at King Cold, who immediately put his back against the wall in fear. Even though they could not be killed, the others did not want to endure any pain.
"I can hear them," Cell said.
"Hear who?" Recoome asked.
"The guards. I can hear them talking about me. Perhaps the Namekian hearing is in my cell structure as well."
"What do you mean you?" Frieza asked.
Cell was silent for a minute.
"King Yemma has granted me twenty-four hours outside this place."
"What!!!!" all of them yelled in alarm.
"Why the fuck do you get to get out of here!?" Jeice protested.
"Perhaps its on good behavior," King
Cold hypothesized. "Ever since we saw
Goku defeat Buu, he's only been meditating in that corner."
The door of the cell suddenly
clanked. It opened to reveal a red
demon employee.
"Cell, one of the high-ups wants to see you."
"I know."
Cell began to step out of the confinement area.
"This isn't fair!" Frieza yelled out charging right at the opening. Cell turned around and fired an energy blast that knocked Frieza back into a corner of the room. The others charged after they saw the blast. Cell only raised his power and blew them back as he stepped out of the cell. As the red demon employee closed and locked the door, a blue one came out in front of Cell nervously.
"Uhhh…a…a…Kai would…like to…"
"Yes, I know. Just point in his general direction."
The blue demon pointed up. Cell closed his eyes and found the Kai's energy. Suddenly, he was gone.
The Supreme Kai could feel Cell's energy as he was instant transmitting. The Elder Kai was a little taken back by the bio-android, as was Supreme Kai. He just stood there with his arms crossed.
"Well?" Cell asked. "Not that I'm ungrateful you've released me from that urine soaked hell-hold, but I am curious to know why you called me, considering my background."
"Cell, the universe is in danger," Supreme Kai answered.
"So what else is new? You always have those damn Saiyans to help you."
"It's a bit different from that."
After five minutes of explanation, Cell became intrigued.
"Let me get this straight. You want me to team up with Goku and the good form of Majin Buu to defeat a fallen Kai. What do I get?"
The Elder Kai stepped forward as a negotiator would to a criminal.
"In exchange for helping us defeat the Dark Kai, you will get to touch a woman's breasts of your choosing."
Both Cell and Supreme Kai looked at Elder Kai wide-eyed. He, however, smiled at the dirty thought, being reminded of his lost deal to touch Bulma's breasts.
"That's it!?" Supreme Kai yelled. "That's the thing we're negotiating with to preserve order in the universe? A woman's…"
"Enough!" Cell snapped, "I'll help you defeat this evil."
"Really?" both Kai's asked in mild surprise.
"Yes…under one condition."
"Name it," Supreme Kai said suspiciously.
"I want you to help me take Gohan's life."
"You want what?!"
"Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha! I'm only kidding. The only thing I ask for is to get out of that cell with the others. I'm sick and tired of there whining, and I don't think the destruction of the universe will rectify that."
After some relief, Supreme Kai said, "Yes, of course. I'll talk to King Yemma."
"Then you have a deal."
Supreme Kai teleported Mr. Buu to the world of the Kais immediately after the negotiating.
"So you want Buu to help you eat bad guy?" Mr. Buu asked.
"Yes. It would be potentially saving the earth from a takeover."
"Mmmmmm…Buu agree."
Finally, the last thing for Supreme Kai to do was to get Goku. However, Goku was a bit harder to teleport than usual, as for some reason, he was in swimming trunks. He managed to get some clothes on him, but Goku appeared several feet from the ground and dropped like a rock.
"You really need to practice your teleportation skills sonny," Elder Kai said.
"Yup," a bewildered Goku said, "I've definitely been in the sun too long."
