Chapter 4:  Getting Down to Business

            The Dark Kai stood at the balcony of his castle on his new world.  It was twice as big as the Supreme Kai's and dark as night on all corners.  As he stood there, he was contemplating a course of action.

            "How shall I take over the universe?  I could grow an army of cybernetic creatures whose only purpose would be to add others to my group.  Nahhh!  Too slow.  Maybe I can erase space-time and create my own universe.  No.  It's been tried.  When is Supreme Kai going to attempt to stop me?  I'm sure suggesting that mortals could beat him would drive his ego to come here himself."

            Suddenly it came to him.

            "I've got it!  I'll cause time to reverse to the beginnings of the universe, then I'll reconstruct it in its smaller state and…no, no.  Messing with time is, well, too messy.  Oh, hell.  I'll just do what I usually do, raise the gravitational constant of the center of each galaxy and bind them into one massive point."

            "It's perfect!" he thought, "I'll do the North Galaxy first.  I never like that Northern Kai, especially when he wanted to be called King Kai.  What a stuck up."

            After another five minutes of explaining, Supreme Kai asked Goku to join the odd team that would try to save the universe.

            "Well, I don't mind," Goku answered, "But…"

            "But what Goku?" Supreme Kai asked.

            Goku got close to Supreme Kai and whispered, "Are you sure it was wise to release Cell and put him on this mission?  He doesn't exactly like me."

            "Believe me Goku, I would get your friend Pikkon, but the Dark Kai specifically said only Northern Galaxy warriors.  He may do something irrational if we don't play his game, and that could be hazardous to the universe."

            "Ok," Supreme Kai addressed everyone else, "your mission is to infiltrate the Dark Kai's headquarters and defeat him.  Mr. Buu will transform him into a piece of candy, but Buu, under no circumstances are you to eat him."

            "Buu no can eat candy?"

            "I'm sorry, but I need him incapacitated, not taking over your body."

            "Awww."

            "Now I must warn you, this Kai is much stronger than I.  He relies mostly on his dark powers rather than actual fighting.  I will teleport you to his planet."

            "Kai!" Cell said, "You better not be lying to me.  I may not be the strongest, but I still can do some damage to this Other World."

            "Don't worry.  You'll get your part of the deal.  Good luck."

            With a thought, all three fighters disappeared.

            "Do you think they'll defeat him?" Elder Kai asked.

            "If they don't, we always have plan B."

            "Which is?"

            "Submission."

            The Dark Kai was still standing on his balcony when the three Northern Galaxy warriors appeared in the air, taking him by surprise.

            "Ahg!  Who according to Hell are you?  Where's the Supreme Kai?"

            "He asked us to come here in his place," Goku answered.

            "What?  He actually sent three mortals to face me?  How foolish."

            "It's you who are foolish.  You used your powers for your own selfish desires."

            "Are you the voice of this group or do the rest of you have a voice?"

            "Buu have voice," Mr. Buu answered, "Me here to save universe, like friend Goku."

            "Look," Cell said, "I'm only here through a deal, to which you have no business asking.  I am here for one purpose: to defeat you."

            "Hold on.  Let's spice things up a little bit."

            A force field surrounded the Dark Kai.  Cell fired an energy blast, but it did not have any effect.  Suddenly, something grabbed Goku, Cell, and Mr. Buu, and pulled them back away from the Dark Kai.  They shook it off and turned around, seeing who was responsible.  Floating in the air with them was, not an army, an entire population of Saiyan warriors.  Some of them had broken armor, while some of them looked like they were almost dead.

            "Saiyans?" Goku questioned, "But, they're supposed to be dead."

            "You're right," Dark Kai responded, "But, I've brought them back."

            "How?" Cell asked, "He's not King Yemma!"

            "Oh, King Yemma," Dark Kai said, "He never managed to take care of the loopholes created by my powers.  Good for me.  Bad for you."

            Goku looked closely at the Saiyans, and noticed their eyes glowed a faint dark purple.  It was apparent Dark Kai was controlling them. 

            "Attack!" one of them yelled.

            All of them charged for the three warriors.  They seemed to from a ball of people on them.  Dark Kai laughed as the Saiyans covered up the three.  Suddenly, the Saiyans flew in every direction due to the three powering up.  They fired multiple energy blast that killed everything they hit.  Goku fired a continuous Kamehameha wave that he moved around in a three-sixty circle.  Mr. Buu fired a huge ball of energy that plowed through the multitude.  Cell used an energy disk attack that sliced many of the dead warriors.  No attacks the Saiyans used, however, fazed the three at all, much to the Dark Kai's surprise.  It only took a minute for all of them to dispose of the un-dead Saiyans, not even wasting much energy.

            "This may be a tad more difficult than I thought."

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