Cliff Notes
I promised Snodin I would Cliff Note her Digital Keepers saga, so that's what I'm doing. The following is for the first couple chapters.
"Hey there. Lia has me doing the Cliff Notes, since I'm her 'muse.' That and the fact that I don't have my own fanfic series and if she gave me one I'd be her slave for a month. So, here it is, my very own cliff note series. Gabumon, can you get over here?"
"What? I was watching Card Captor commercials. I'm trying to figure out if that's really Julian or not because it's bothering me. That and I'm waiting for my ice cream to be sent up."
"Well, do you mind recapping what happened in the saga? It's kind of important."
"Oh fine. The Digidestined were just hanging out and doing their thing when everything started going haywire. Turns out it was because the four Digital Gods were crossing into the real world. The Digital World is being threatened by an evil known as the Shadowmon and…"
A charcoal-gray and blue cat teleported herself onto Matt's dresser, right next to his vat of hair gel, and stared at the Guardians of Friendship.
"Somebody say my name?"
"No, Shadowmon, we weren't talking about you," Matt sighed.
"Yeah, this is a different Shadowmon."
"A different Shadowmon? Are they as cute, or amazing, or absolutely fabulous as I am?"
"No, they're evil and are trying to take over the Digital World," Gabumon stated.
"Evil kitties?"
"They're not cats."
"Well then what are they?"
"We're not sure yet. Keep up the good work, Gabumon."
Matt grinned. "It's good to be the bishounen."
"Yeah, but you grow up to have a chin like Jay Leno and space out…literally," Shadowmon pointed out.
"Not here. This is a different reality, which means you're allowed to exist and I can be a teenager forever. So go bother somebody else and let me do my show."
"Fine. I think you're a jerk anyways and that's why Nicki's going to…oops, too much information."
"Nicki's going to what?"
Shadowmon ported herself out of the dressing room in a cloud of chalky-smelling smoke.
"Well, we'll probably find out soon enough, eh Gabumon?"
Gabumon wasn't listening, he was too busy indulging himself in several pints of Ben & Jerry's ice cream.
"All right, I know this wasn't the most thorough of Cliff Notes, but next set I promise they'll be a bit better. Hey, this is my first series so be nice…or else."
Lia stuck her head into the dressing room. "How'd it go?"
"Not bad. We need to do something about Shadowmon barging in unexpectedly."
"I'll talk to Nicki about it. In the meantime, how about we lock up and get an ice cream?"
"My ice cream! My ice cream!" Gabumon hollered, clutching the cartons possessively.
"You've certainly got your hands full with this show, Matt."
"Mm-hmm. I just hope since I'm doing the show I'll get more reviews than you."
~*~
So, that's like chapter one of my own series of Cliff Notes. Send me reviews so I can taunt Lia for being the better author.
Yeah, like that'll happen. Remember, T.K. grows up to be the author, you're the astronaut.
Astronaut my digivice. I'm immortally fifteen, so it's Teenage Wolves or nothing.
Uh-huh, sure. Just
send the Ishida reviews and swell his ego.
