Cliff Notes
More excitement per ounce
than any Batpig fic!
Matt's lounging by the company pool, relaxing under the shade of an umbrella with a cold drink. Tsunomon bounces over, seemingly excited.
"Guess what guess what guess what guess what?" he questions, being the hyperactive horned basketball thing he is.
"What?" Matt asks, sighing as he humors the creature.
"I digivolved to Metalgarurumon all by myself!"
"And…?"
"I blew up an ice cream truck!"
Matt chokes on the ice cube he had in his mouth. "What?!"
"You want a Sno-Cone?"
"No! I can't believe you blew up an ice cream truck, really Tsunomon! I've got to do my show, I'll deal with this later. Hey, welcome back to Cliff Notes. I'm your host, Matt, and in case you have noticed, our employer Snodin posted a few new chapters to the saga."
The blonde bishounen pulls out a page's worth of notes written while reading the fanfic.
"And now, a recap. The whole gang goes back to the Digital World and meets up with their partner digimon. However, it's not as happy as it seems. They…well, it's us but in a different reality so it's not us…man, I sound like Izzy…anyway, they get ambushed by the Shadowmon."
Once again we are interrupted by the black-and-blue cat digimon with the same name.
"You rang?"
Matt glowers. "Must I remind you that this isn't about your species?"
Tsunomon grins. "Want some ice cream? I blew up a truck!"
"Ooh! I wanna fudgeicle!" Shadowmon squeals.
"Shadowmon, giving you anything that contains sugar is like giving Izzy to Yolei," Matt states, causing the cat to leave in a huff.
"Okay, so the Shadowmon attacked. Now see, all the champions combined should be enough to take care of them, but when the Shadowmon digivolved to a mess of evil ultimate digimon, we basically got our butts kicked. However, this magic tree Mimi found provided some help…and jewelry. Tai, Mimi, and Ken were given necklaces corresponding with their crests…you know, Courage, Sincerity, and Kindness. Cody was given a nifty little bracelet with his very own crest, Justice. Fitting, isn't it? Yeah, so now we have the assistance of Metalgreymon, Lillymon, Shakkoumon minus the Angemon half, and Stingmon's ultimate form of Dinobeemon. The Shadowmon, needless to say, were driven off."
Tsunomon digivolves to Gabumon while Matt's recounting the tale, and runs off to collect his booty.
"Mmm, ice cream…" the lizard-dog drools.
"Now this magic tree isn't your average, run-of-the-mill magic tree," Matt continues, "it's actually part woman…sort of. In reality, she's Gaiamon, the Digital Keeper of Earth. She and her sisters Polarimon, Keeper of Sky, and Oceanamon…do I even have to explain her?…protect the Digital World and actually helped create it. Yet, not everything is peachy keen. There's also the Keeper of Darkness. He's either this guy Daru, a human, or the evil Master he works for. Daru is actually responsible for the Shadowmon and now he's running amok with the seven Sin Digimon…you guessed it, named after the Seven Deadly Sins. We also get a reunion with Gennai, who's been reformatted to be a geezer again, along with Gennai's ward Kellen, who makes digimon like Kurumon, this fluffy thing…sorry, Lia takes lousy notes. So now the team has to find the other two Keepers, stay away from the Shadowmon, defeat the villains, and wouldn't you know it? There's a thirteenth Digidestined somewhere."
And now, after being thoroughly interrupted, Matt is bothered further by Terriermon, randomly showing up on the scene.
"But our group has fifteen Digidestined! More if you count the Around-the-World Digidestined!"
Matt sighs. "Different reality. Now go shoot some Trix commercials or something, I'm working."
Terriermon leaves as suddenly as he appears.
Matt rubs a temple, feeling a migraine coming on. "Yeah, so stay tuned here because I'm sure our boss'll put up another chapter or two in the near future. For Cliff Notes, I'm Matt Ishida. Send me those reviews…Lia doesn't deserve them."
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T DESERVE THEM?!
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Elsewhere, Nicki sits and watches surveillance tapes of Matt and his show. Shadowmon, with her coveted fudgeicle, sits close by.
"Look at Matt. His head is so empty! When I am through with him I will fill his head with juice! And then I will drink the juice in a victory juice…drinking………thingy."
"I like juice!" Shadowmon interjects.
"Be quiet, Shad!"
As you can see, I enjoy Invader ZIM way too much.
~*~
Like I said before, send the reviews! I will prove to
Lia I am the superior being!
Matt, I think all that hair gel has leaked into your
brain.
Yeah, right. Now if you'll excuse me, I will be elsewhere, teaching Ken the finer points of being a moody, blue-eyed bishounen.
