Chapter 2
The next thing he knew, Obi- Wan was in a room with three other hims! On his right was the him from episode 1 and to his left was the him from episode 4! *Well, this is certainly far away from the Senator, but there's only one problem... Luke's not here!*
"Why am I- er why are we here?" asked episode 1 Obi.
"Well, I wanted to get Luke away from the Senator, that's Queen Amidala in your time, so he wouldn't end up telling her that she's his mom, even though he called her 'mom' earlier... anyway, Misfit beamed me here and I have no idea where he is now... nor do I really care." Ep.2 Obi answered.
"Unless, of course, he's with the Senator." Ep.4 Obi- Wan pointed out.
"Why?"ep.1 Obi asked. He had no idea what his older selves were talking about. But before any of the Obi- Wanssess...ess ... could answer, Luke fell into the room.
"OW! ::starts crying:: "
"What's this?" ep.1 Obi asks upon seeing, and hearing, the farm boy.
"A local- er wait... that's what Qui- Gon said... this is Luke, the very annoying, forgetful, cry baby, wimpy son of a very annoying, easily amused padawan of mine- ours, I guess... well, soon to be padawan of yours." ep.2 Obi said, turning to ep.1 Obi- Wan.
"Anakin!?!"
"yup."
"How?? How did we get stuck with that BRAT!?!"
"Ahhh! Master! I think I broke my eyes!! I see three of you!" Luke said, when he finally stopped bawling.
Then he stared at them for about an hour. And finally ep. 4 Obi- Wan said, "Maybe we should tell him that-" But Luke had just figured it out.
"I get it! You two" He pointed at ep.1 Obi-Wan and ep.2 Obi- Wan. "Are twins, or perhaps the same person! Except you have longer hair and a beard and you don't!" well, he kind of figured it out... then for some reason, Ewan McGregor appeared. Now Luke was even more confused, but soon, well, it was accually 30 minutes, but that's soon for him figuring something out. "Ok, you" Luke pointed to Ewan McGregor. "are the same person as you" and Luke pointed to ep.4 Obi- Wan.
"That's not even partially true, Luke." ep.4 Obi- Wan said.
"You mean my other guess was kinda true?!! That's amazing! Normally I'm fully wrong like now!"
"Wait a minute!! Who are you?!" Luke turned, and when he did, Ewan McGregor dissappeared, so he turned back. "Where'd Master Obi- Wan go?" All three Obi- Wanssess sigh. And ep.1 Obi- Wan tried to explain, "Luke, we are all Master Obi- Wan."
"Huh? Well, we'll see about that!"
"Who are you?" Luke asked ep.1
"I'm Obi- Wan Kenobi/"
"then who are you?" He asked ep.2 Obi
"I'm Obi- Wan Kenobi." Then he asked ep.4 Obi the same thing and the response was, "Obi- Wan Kenobi"
" One of you are an imposter! There can't be three of you!!" Then he proceeded to ask them they're names once again. Getting bored with the humor in this, the Obi- Wanssess decided to play Poker. But, because they knew what they're bluffing face looked like, it didn't work out that well.
"Well, this isn't going to work." ep.4 Obi- Wan declared. Then Luke asked him what his name was. "Obi- Wan."
"You want to play Go Fish?" ep.2 Obi- Wan suggested, and seeing Luke come towards him, he said, "Obi- Wan Kenobi, Luke."
"Why not." Then all of a sudden, Luke stopped asking them their names and started yelling towards the ceiling, "Don't worry, Master Yoda! I will figure out this puzzle!! I will discover the true imposter." At this, the Obi- Wanssess looked at each other in confusion, then continued to play Go Fish. Laughing hysterically at this, Master Earthbound Misfit decided to have Yoda take a visit to this room. And all of a sudden, Yoda appeared in the room.
"Why didn't you fall in here like I did?" Luke wondered.
"Because clumsy I am not, Farmboy."
"Master Yoda! What are you doing here? You didn't seriously tell him that one of us was an imposter did you?" ep.1 Obi asked.
"Of course he did!! And YOU just addmitted that you were the imposter!"
"How??"
"uh... er... um..." Then all of a sudden, Jedi Master Earthbound Misfit!
"Well, Luke, if you think that he is an imposter, then why don't you follow Episode 1 Obi- Wan arround!"
There was a look of terror and utter disgust written all over Obi- Wan's face. It looked as if he was trying to say something, but wasn't able to get his vocal cords working. Then Earthbound Misfit continued.
"Since there are no objections from either side, I believe it's settled." Then she turned to Episode 1 Obi- Wan. "Have fun! BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Then, all the Obi- Wans went back to their own time. At the moment, Ep.2 Obi had no apprentice and Ep.4 Obi was, unfortunately re-united with his. Meanwhile, in the Phantom Menace timeline, they had just landed in the Trade Federation's docking bay and were brought into that little room. Luke wasn't there yet. Obi- Wan figured that Misfit had a specific time for him to drop in and he wasn't looking forward to it.
"I have a bad feeling about this." Obi- Wan said to himself, thinking about when Luke was going to come.
"I don't sense anything." Qui- Gon replied. Realizing his master heard him, he tried to cover it up. "Oh, it's not about the mission, Master. It's, er, something elsewhere, elusive!" *That worked out very nicely! Even if I was a little to happy about how it worked out at the end... oh well! I bet he didn't even notice!*
"You sounded very pleased with yourself at the end of your sentence... why?"
*damn! note to self: Become a Vulcan* "Uh... did I Master? I-er- didn't notice! heh heh..."
"Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs."
"But Master Yoda said I should be mindful of the future."
"But not at the expense of the moment. Be mindful of the living force, young padawan."
"Yes, Master." Then, the moment Obi- Wan had dreded came. Luke came falling into the room.
Obi- Wan tried to go on with the conversation, hoping, for some strange reason, Qui- Gon forgot about the weakling crying on the floor.
"How do you think the Viceroy will deal with the Chancellor's demands?"
"Obi- Wan!" Qui- Gon sounded shocked. "Did you not notice this person fall into the room!?!"
"yes... but I was hoping he would dissappear." Obi- Wan mumbled.
"What was that, padawan?"
"Oh, nothing, Master."
"::SOB!:: I'm lost and I don't know where I am!!!!" Luke sobbed.
"Isn't being lost and not knowing where you are the same thing?" Obi- Wan asked.
Suddenly Luke stopped crying, looked around and then pointed at Obi- Wan and said, "Your an imposter!!"
"Not with this again!!"
"What's your name? You seem to be confused." Qui- Gon asked.
"Lukie- wait... I can' t remember if I was called Lukie or Luke."
"Which one do you like better?"
"Lukie."
"Lukie??" Obi- Wan said, perplexed.
"I think... I don't know"
"Well, we'll call you that ok, Lukie?" Qui- Gon said. Obi- Wan was trying to keep from laughing at Luke's stupid name. And Qui- Gon continued. "What were you saying? About someone being an imposter?"
"Yeah! Him!!" Luke pointed at Obi- Wan.
"But that's my padawan. How is he an imposter?"
"He's not Obi- Wan Kenobi!!! By the way, who are you?"
"I'm Qui- Gon Jinn"
"That's a funny name- wait! There's no such person as Qui- Gon Jinn!!"
"What is he talking about, Master?"
"I don't know, but I want a midi- chlorine count."
"uh... ok but were going to need blood, Master"
"AHH!! Don't take blood! That always involves needles!!!! I don't like needles! expeccially ones given by people who are imposters and people who don't exist!! "
"Don't worry, Lukie we won't" Qui- Gon lied. "but what are you saying? How am I talking to you if I don't exist?"
"Jedi Mind Trick."
"You do know that Jedi Mind Tricks only work on weak minded fools, don't you?" asked Qui- Gon.
"But, Master, that's a perfect description of him!" Obi- Wan said, not able to hold it back.
"Why would we- nevermind. Why do you think Obi- Wan is an imposter, Luke?" Qui- Gon asked.
"He told me so!" just then, TC- 14 came into the room holding a tray of drinks. And Luke said, "Look! It's silver Threepio!!"
*::sigh:: This is going to be a long, long, long movie, I mean how ever long Luke's gonna be here... It's going to be very annoying when Luke's here... Oh Force!! How am I going to deal with this when Jar Jar comes?!? Then when Anakin comes!!??!! ::sigh:: this is going to be bad...*
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