Ch.4

"We've better get out of here before more droids show up." Qui- Gon announced.

"More? More did you spake?… Exquese me! The mostest safest place would be gungan city! Tis where I grew up! Is a hidden city!"

Obi- Wan and Qui- Gon looked at each other with surprise.

"What's a gungan?" Asked Luke. Ignoring Luke, Qui- Gon said to Jar Jar, "A city? Can you take us there?"
"Uh… on second thought, no. Not really no."

"No? You hear that?"

"Yeah"

"No, what??" asked Luke.

"That is the sound of a thousand things heading this way." Qui- Gon said trying to persuade the stubborn Gungan.

"Terrible!?! What are they going to do??" Luke said, exasperated.
"And when they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces, and blast us into oblivion!" Obi- Wan added.

"uh, yousa point is well taken. This way! Hurry!"

"WHERE ARE WE GOING!?!?"

"Come on, Luke. Don't slow us down or we'll leave you to the droids."
"AGH! Alright! I'm coming!!!!"

~~

Skip to scene in front of a large lake:

"Yousa follow me now, okey-day? But mys warning you… don't expect a warm welcome!"
"Oh don't worry. This hasn't been are day for warm welcomes." Obi- Wan said.

"Why not?" asked Luke, "Is it because of the Trade Federation and stuff?" Everyone, including Jar Jar, just stopped and stared at him. Until Obi- Wan replied, "uh… yeah." And Jar Jar jumped into the lake with a rather annoying and odd scream. "AYIYIYIYIYI!!!!!!!!"

"What was that?"

"Just put your breathing mechanism in your mouth and shut up, Obi- Wan." Snickering, Obi- Wan replied, "Yes, Master."

[A/N: I don't know what their breathy thing is called so…yeah…]
"Alright, Luke. You don't have one of these, do you?" Qui- Gon asked, holding up the mechanism that allowed Obi- Wan and himself to breath for hours upon hours at a time underwater.

"No… what is that? Looks like something from Star Trek!"

"What's 'Star Trek'?"

"It allows us to breath." Qui- Gon replied as Luke looked at his belt.

"Nope. Nothing like that… I have some flimsy-looking yet remarkably strong string, though!! Can I finally use it!?!"

"Well, I don't see how… but what are we going to do about the present matter?"

"Make 'im hold his breath." Obi- Wan replied, matter- of- factly.

"I bet I could! How long of a dive could it be??"
"Where's Jar Jar, we can ask him… JAR JAR!!!!!!!!!!!" Qui- Gon yelled and Jar Jar came up looking rather annoyed.

"What?"
"How long of a dive is it? Will Luke be able to hold his breath the whole way down?"

"No way! Unless he's a Gungan!"

"Am I?"
"Alright. Obi- Wan, your going to have to share your breather with him." Qui- Gon said.

"WHAT!?! Why me? Why not you? You're the one who wants him to live! If it was up to me he'd have to hold him breath!"

"Hey!"
"Because it's a good way for you to learn that every live form is just as important as the next." Qui- Gon replied.

"Suuurrree… you just don't want his spit on yours!" Obi- Wan mumbled.

"And you have to make sure that you give him just as much air as you breath in. Now, let's go." Qui- Gon said, thinking that Obi- Wan hadn't figured out his true reason for not wanting to share his breather thing with Luke, and they left.

One minute later, Luke was frantically trying to grab the breathy thing from Obi- Wan, who just kept turning away from his frantic self. About thirty seconds later, Luke opened his mouth to say something to Obi- Wan, but realized that he can't talk underwater. Meanwhile, Obi- Wan was laughing at Luke's stupidity. Qui- Gon looked back to make sure Obi was sharing nicely with Luke and upon seeing the real situation, turned around and grabbed the breather from Obi- Wan's mouth and shoved it into Luke's. Obi- Wan was so surprised by this, he, by habit, opened his mouth to protest but found himself in the same situation as Luke except now Luke had the breathing mechanism and he didn't. Luke looked over and saw Obi- Wan's predicament and laughed. But upon doing this, the breather fell from his mouth and into the dark depths of the sea- er lake. Obi- Wan turned and glared a glare worthy of Vegeta at Luke, who cowered back in fear, and dove after the breather. [A/N: Vegeta is a character from Dragonball Z] But it was all in vain. So, Obi- Wan turned back to the direction of Ohto Gunga and swam like hell. Meanwhile, Luke was freaking out, opening his mouth to yell but getting it full of water so Qui- Gon ended up sharing breathers with him. Obi- Wan was the first to get there, closely followed by Jar Jar. Looking though the translucent material that constructed the outer walls of the Gungan city, Obi saw his Master sharing his breather with Luke and had to laugh and point. Qui- Gon glared at his padawan and started to open his mouth is response, but remembered what would happen if he did. Why can't anyone remember to keep their mouths shut under water!?!?! Anyway, Qui- Gon and Luke finally got to the city and Obi- Wan immediately started ranting Luke about how much of a clumsy oaf he is until he was cut off by Captain Tarples, the Gungan security officer who zapped Jar Jar.

"Can I borrow that?" Obi- Wan asked Tarples, pointing to his zapping stick.

"Well, I don't see why not." He replied and handed it to Obi, who immediately started to chase Luke around with it saying things along the lines of "Don't worry Luke! I'm not going to hurt you just because you nearly killed me by dropping the damn breather!!!!!!! HEY! GET BACK HERE!!" Chuckling, Qui- Gon said to Tarples, "We'd like to speak to the leader of the city, please."

~~

"Yousa cannot bees here. This army of mackinecks up dere is yous we saw." Boss Nass said to the odd fellowship.
"The droid army is about to attack the Naboo. We must warn them." Qui- Gon said in response.

"Wesa no carein about the Naboo"

"You and the Naboo form a symbiant circle. What happens to one of you will affect the other. You must understand this!" Obi- Wan said, astounded Boss Nass didn't realize this.

"HA!! His name is Boss Nass?! That's the stupidest name I've ever heard!" Laughed Luke.

"Well, Luke, maybe Boss Nass thinks Luke Skywalker is a stupid name!" Qui- Gon replied sternly. But no matter how sternly the Jedi said it, it made Obi- Wan laugh. And through these stifled laughs, Obi- Wan tried to tell Luke to wait outside, but it was impossible to understand him. Finally, he pulled himself together and preformed the 'Jedi mind trick' on the weak minded Gungan leader. "You did not take any offense to the stupid joke the brat made about your name and you will lend us a Bongo to get to Naboo through the planet's core."
"I will do everything you just said." Replied Boss Nass. So, the two Jedi, the weakling, and the annoying Gungan made their way through the planet's core encountering more than a few monsters on the way… wait… they encountered four monsters… ok, here's the new sentence: … encountering more than a couple monsters on the way! I mean 'on the way…' the three peroids add a mysterious feeling to it, don't you think? Anyway, that's the end of this chapter… I think it's getting funnier, don't you? …Well, I don't care if you don't think so- it doesn't matter! BWE HEE HEE HEE HEE!! The laugh makes it more mysterious too, don't you think? Hee hee hee hee…