*High Levels of Stupidity Presents. The Legend of Zelda*

Digital Nekko: Hi and welcome to my first fic! YAY!

Nyam-Nyam: Somebody's excited.

TheGiantGrandma: -has a sudden craving for chicken noodle soup- Damn, we don't have any..

Digital Nekko: Anymore random comments?

TheGiantGrandma: Yes actually. Rock just farted and it smells pretty damn bad

Nyam-Nyam: Little too much information there.

Digital Nekko: ::pokes nyam in the side with a stick of bamboo:: DISCLAIMERS!!!!

Nyam-Nyam: *mumbles* No we don't own Zelda and if you think so then all I can say is I am sorry for you. If you realized that before I even said anything then congratulations to you and your magical butt.

Digital Nekko: ::blinks:: Don't get over excited Nyam.

Nyam-Nyam: Shut up.

TheGiantGrandma: I love how when people yawn, they lose their ability to hear for a second or two

Nyam-Nyam: *blinks*

Digital Nekko: ::blinks:: Okay. ON WITH THE SHOW!!!

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[A quick little note. These ** are little footnote thingies and yes these are based on real people.]

The 5 friends sat in the tiny living room together, crowded on the tiny couch. All were staring at the television as a girl sitting at one end of the couch with long loose curly black hair used a gray controller to move a blonde guy in a green tunic around the screen. She wore a blue halter-top with a black dragon design on it and blue flares. She was 14 years old and seemed a bit frustrated with the game.

Next to her was a girl with long brown hair and a bored yet casual expression on her face. She was the shortest of the group standing at 5'1" but not the youngest. She wore a black tank top with a sparkly red dragon on it and blue flare jeans with a design on the bottom. Her name was Rachael but they called her Nyam.

Nyam-Nyam: DID U HAVE TO MENTION MY HEIGHT STEPH!?

Digital Nekko: Yes of coarse! Muahaha! Now shut up and let me finish.

Nyam-Nyam: *grumbles a bit*

Nyam sat next to Jeff. He was the tallest of them standing at 6'5" and it seemed quite strange to see him sitting next to someone so short. His hair was blonde and he was the youngest of the group strangely. He wore a casual t-shirt and jeans. Nothing really special.

Next on the couch was Lauren. Her hair was dirty blonde and she wore glasses. She just stared blankly at the screen with her arms crossed. Who knows when she would suddenly say yet another random comment. She wore a black T-shirt and blue jeans.

TheGiantGrandma: Who said randomness is a bad thing? -snickers-

Digital Nekko: Shut up and let me just finish!

Last was David. His hair was black, his clothes were black, and everything on him was black. He was the oldest at 15. His hair was spiked and he wore a black Marilyn Manson T-shirt and black LFOs. He was probably the best at this game and was a MAJOR pyro.

Steph: Shut up you stupid fairy! AGH!!!!! ::attempts to whack the fairy with the master sword::

Jeff: ::looks at David:: Yesterday, wasn't paintball awesome dude?

David: How could I forget? ::looks at Nyam with a smirk::

Nyam: ::glares at David and rubs her neck:: I will get you one day.*1*

~David and Jeff laugh~

Steph: What the - IT FROZE!

~Everything disappears right before them and they are knocked out cold~

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Link: ::wakes up and he's wearing all black clothing:: What in the Goddesses name just happened?

Navi: Hey! Link! Look! Listen! Hey! ::jumps up and down like crazy wearing glasses::

Ganondorf: ::snores:: It's mine! MY TEDDY BEAR! *2* ::now his hair is blonde and he's quite tall::

Zelda: Oh my! What on Hyrule has happened? ::looks down at her tank top and jeans:: I want to go home! ::cries hysterically::

Gerudo Thief [GT]: Give me your Rupees! *3* ::sticks a controller into Zelda's side thinking it's a sword::

Zelda: ::still crying::

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David: ::wakes up wearing a green tunic and boots:: Wha- ::looks around his little tree house thing:: Holy sugar *4*

Lauren: ::outside house stuck in a fence:: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE! ::flutters her little wings:: I'm stuck. Bah! *5*

David: ::looks outside to see little midgets in tunics running around with fairies following them and then hears Lauren's voice:: Lauren? Is that you? ::looks at the fairy stuck in the fence::

Kokori: ::whacks Lauren with a Deku Stick which sends her flying at David::

Lauren: ::hits him in the head and hovers while wobbling:: Whoa butterflies.*6*

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Nyam: ::wakes up to find herself lying on a large bed draped with curtains:: Where the hell am I? ::walks to a nearby mirror as she realizes her hair is short:: OH MY GOD! THIS IS NUKING FUTS! *7* I'M ZELDA!!!???

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Jeff: ::swings his large sword around, enjoying himself:: This is wicked man! I get to be the King of Evil! Nice!

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Steph: ::panicking:: I'm lost, I'm in a desert, and I have swords! Woohoo! ::swings the swords around like crazy and does a little dance while chanting:: I got swords! I got swords!

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Footnotes:

1 - David hit Nyam in the back of her neck with a paintball last time we went together :)

2 - Jeff was talking in his sleep. Nuf' said.

3 - Once I snuck up on Nyam from behind and pretended to stick a knife in her back and I said, "Give me your money!"

4 - David almost slipped in front of the teacher! Good save!

5 - Lauren says that a lot

6 - She says that a lot too

7 - A good save by Nyam from her teacher!

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Nyam-Nyam: YOU MADE ME ZELDA! *twitches*

Digital Nekko: Yes I did :p

Nyam-Nyam: I hate you.

Digital Nekko: Love ya too Nyam!