*High Levels of Stupidity Presents. The Legend of Zelda*

Digital Nekko: Did you like the first chapter? Did ya? Did ya? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Nyam-Nyam: I can't believe you made me Zelda.. I have to wear a dress!

TheGiantGrandma: I think it's funny. Like the time you got stuck in 3 feet of mud and fell over.

Nyam-Nyam: O.O ..........

Digital Nekko: ::whacks nyam upside the head with her bamboo stick:: Disclaimers!!!!!!

Nyam-Nyam: *looks all perky and stuff* Sorry but we don't own Zelda and if we did then Steph wouldn't be making this fanfic. She would be busy designing a new game. *stops perkiness* So I guess that really sucks, doesn't it?

TheGiantGrandma: Have you guys ever seen headcheese?

Nyam-Nyam: .. Whatever...

Digital Nekko: Yea okay so review or die!

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~In the Kokori Forest~

David: Christ Lauren! Watch where you're goin'! ::rubs head::

Lauren: The Great Deku Tree has summoned you!

David: .. What are you doing?

Lauren: I can't help it! The Great Deku Tree has summoned you!

Saria: YAHOO! Link! ::waves violently::

David: What? I'm not Link! I'm David! And.. I wanna wear black! ::looks down at Saria to see her grinning. Sighs and walks to the ladder but trips and falls down::

Saria: WOW! YOU GOT A FAIRY! NOW YOU'RE A TRUE KOKORI!

David: Stop screaming woman!

Saria: THE GREAT DEKU TREE HAS SUMMONED YOU? WOW! WHAT AN HONOR!

David: Huh? How did you know that?

Saria: I DON'T KNOW! ::laughs hysterically::

Lauren: ..Right.. The Great Deku Tree has summoned you!

David: CAN IT! *1*::shoves Lauren in a bottle::

~Suddenly, David realizes he has his lighter~

David: ::laughs insanely as he lights Saria on fire:: Wow! Kokori make great firewood!

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Nyam: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'm wearing a prissy little dress!

~Impa comes in~

Impa: Do not scream Zelda for if you do our doom is surely to come! By the way, I tried to give you a haircut like mine while you were sleeping to surprise you. Do you like it?

Nyam: Doom? Haircut? ::looks in mirror to see she has the same hairstyle as Impa.. horrible:: Eep! ::grabs a little turban thingy and puts it one her head:: GOD! My eyebrows are green! *2* Why me?

Impa: Zelda.. You must calm yourself because the walls have ears and they will send us bad luck!

Nyam: ::looks at Impa with an insane look on her face:: First of all, my name is not Zelda, It's Rachael but call me Nyam! Secondly, go get some help!

Impa: ::nods:: Yes your majesty.. ::walks away yelling at no one in particular:: DOOMED! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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~Somewhere in the castle~

Jeff: ::still fooling around with his sword, enjoying himself:: Dude! This is wicked!

Scrawny Little Guard [SLG]: Ganondorf, the King requests your presence immediately..

Jeff: ::looks at him:: Dude.. I'm not Ganondorf man.. I'm Jeff.

SLG: Right.. Come with me.. ::leads Jeff down a hallway::

Jeff: Dude.. Have you ever been to The Rock? They got paintball, high ropes, and chicks -

SLG: ::chuckles:: I thought you weren't interested in women. Remember last night? You were great..*3* ::has a screwed up dreamy expression::

Jeff: Hooooooly Moses in a basket! *4* This sucks man! Why do I have to be gay? I'm not gay!!!! ::looks at the guard angrily:: DUDE!!! I'm not gay!

SLG: ::screams like a 5 year old girl and runs away, arms flying::

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~In Gerudo Valley~

Steph: ::runs around like a mad man, swinging her swords:: Swords! SWORDS!!!!!!! ::runs into a pole with a flag on it and is knocked out::

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~Back on earth~

Navi: ::still jumping around the room, breaking everything:: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! LOOK! HEY! HEY! WAIT! LISTEN! *5*

Zelda: ::cries a river of tears, flooding the room:: I WANNA GO HOME NOOOOOW!!!!!

GT: ::smacks Zelda across the face:: Shut up stupid princess!

Zelda: ::stops and looks at the Gerudo:: THAT HURT! WAAAAAAAA!!! ::cries some more::

Ganondorf: ::wakes up:: Linkypoo, darling, creampuff? ::looks around for Link::

Link: ::looks at Ganondorf:: GANONDORF! My precious wittle woegems! ::starts making out with Ganondorf.. nasty site::

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1 - David's way of telling people to shut up

2 - As a kid, her eyebrows look green.. Did you ever notice that?

3 - Wouldn't be interesting if Ganondorf was sleeping around with men? I dunno, I thought it would be kinda funny..

4 - Jeff's creative little thingy

5 - I hate that fairy..