*High Levels of Stupidity Presents. The Legend of Zelda*

Digital Nekko: MORE REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .o

TheGiantGrandma: .... Can I bash people with your bamboo stick? Please?????

Nyam-Nyam: Steph... I warn you, do NOT give that thing to her

Digital Nekko: Whatever, here Lauren! ::gives her the stick::

Nyam-Nyam: O.O Help me..

TheGiantGrandma: YAY!!! -bashes nyam over the head continuously screaming like a maniac- DISCLAMERS! DISCLAMERS! DISCLAMERS!

Nyam-Nyam: We *bash* dOn'T *bash* OwN *bash* ZeLdAaAaaa... *knocked out*

Digital Nekko: Okay.. Now for the Reviewers Chat thing! Today's chosen review thing is about a comment made by...

TheGiantGrandma: Funky Monkey! Yes that is very true! Navi never did anything for everyone; she's just there to be hated.

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~In the Kokori Forest~

David: ::laughs hysterically as he watches Saria run around in circles, twitching violently::

Lauren: ::pops beside David:: The Great Deku Tree has summoned you! ::looks at Saria:: Pretty..

David: Well, we might as well just play along.. ::starts walking away from Saria as some Kokori gather around her roasting marshmallows:: We gotta get the sword first then that stupid shield..

Lauren: The Great Deku Tree has summoned you! Can get the shield? PLEEEEEEEEASE? I wanna get the shield!

David: Yea, yea, yea whatever.

Lauren: YAY! ::zooms to the shop and looks at the crazy psychotic shop keeper [CPSK] *1*:: Hello can I-

CPSK: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO WELCOME TO KOKORI KRAP! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOUUUUU? ::hops up and down with a menacing look::

Lauren: Kokori.. Krap?

CPSK: WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU CALL IT!? WOULD YOU RATHER DEAL WITH MY OTHER HALF?

Lauren: No I just want to buy-

CPSK: ::starts twitching and giving crazy looks:: WHAT DO YOU WANT ALREADY? I HAVE SERIOUS EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS!!!

Lauren: ::annoyed, burps so loud that the windows break:: *2*

CPSK: ::screams like a little schoolgirl on crack and hands the fairy everything:: TAKE IT! TAKE IT!

Lauren: Um.. Thanks..

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~Hyrule Castle~

Nyam: Stupid dress.. ::storms out of the room as she struggles with the dress:: What the hell is going on here? ::trips in the hallway and looks up, frustrated::

Jeff: ::looks down at her and points:: Nice view, I can see down your shirt. *3* ::grins::

Nyam: YOU STUPID PERVERTED CYCLOPS THINGY! *4* ::stands up and smacks him across the face::

Jeff: Holy Moses, Nyam?

Nyam: Jeff?

~Both stare and blink at each other~

Jeff: ::bursts into tears from laughing:: YOU'RE WEARING A DRESS!!! *5*

Nyam: Shut up, at least I'm not gay!

Jeff: Dude, I'm not gay!

Nyam: ::raises a brow and points to the SLG who was running around in circles still screaming::

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~Gerudo Valley~

Steph: ::wakes up in some weird room:: Whoa, where am I?

Gerudo Thief 1 [GT1]: It's alive! ::shakes Steph vigorously:: Speak! Speak!!!

Steph: AhAhAHAHAH! ::hits head on wall and gets knocked out. again::

Gerudo Thief 2 [GT2]: ::gasps:: You broke her!

GT1: Did not!

GT2: Did to!

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~On Earth~

~Everything seems to be floating in Zelda's tears~

Zelda: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Navi: ::bounces all over:: WHAT WAS THAT STUFF CALLED AGAIN? OH YEA! COFFEE!!!!!! ::slams into the coffee machine and swallows some coffee::

GT: SHUT UP!!! ::bashes Zelda over the head::

Zelda: ::stops, sniffles then continues::

Navi: ::laughs insanely and crashes into Zelda, knocking her out:: TAKE MY REGARDS TO BROOOOOOADWAY!!!

~Link and Ganondorf are still kissing and stuff.. Nasty~

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1 - Doesn't the shopkeeper look insane though?

2 - The loudest burper I have ever met.

3 - That's how Nyam and Jeff first met, LoL! She really slapped him too.

4 - Is it just me or does her have a big red ball thingy in the middle of his head?

5 - Nyam is the last person that you would expect to wear a dress