I don't own X-men evolution, I would really like to because then I could make up better stories but I don, so there :p
Road Trip!
By Race Baj
"Its so boring!" Todd moaned as he sat upside down on the couch. Lance was sitting looking equally board while Pietro paced. Fred walked in with a large sandwich that consisted of anything edible.
"Freddy, that's your fourth in the last hour, we're going to be out of food soon!" Lance grumbled.
"Actually we are out, and I eat when I'm bored."Fred said as he ate the mammoth lunch in one bite.
"Well we gotta find something to yo, I'm going insane."
"We could bother Evan and his under developed friends." Pietro suggested.
"No!" Lance angrily replied. "Ever since you gave them the exploding birthday cake Kitty has been giving me the evil eye."
"Gee we don't want that." Fred rolled his eyes.
"Think about it yo, what have we done lately?" Todd asked.
"Well yesterday we blew some things up, buried Tabitha alive-"
"She still thinks we're going to let her out." Pietro snickered.
"As I was saying, we buried Tabby alive, and yesterday I filled up the tank on the jeep." Lance finished.
"Exactly, so I'm thinking..." Todd didn't need to finish, the other three erupted with a cheer of.
"Road trip!"
Soon the 4 boys had piled into the jeep and Lance had a road map out.
"So where are we heading?" Lance asked.
"Canada! I want to see some Eskimos!" Fred suggested happily.
"Fred its summer, and the Eskimos only live in the higher places in Canada." Pietro pointed out.
"Actually that's a good idea." Lance said, everyone looked at him in disbelief "Not seeing Eskimos, going to Canada.
"Yeah, Toronto is a great place to start!" Todd urged.
"Not a bad idea." Pietro agreed.
"Ok then, Toronto it is!" Lance announced as he drove off, leaving the house, and the front yard, where shouts of "Guys... guys? Ok this isn't fun anymore!" could be heard, deep below the earth.
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"I have to go to the bathroom." Todd whined as they drove along.
"Todd why didn't you go at the gas station we stopped at before?" Lance asked, very agitated.
"Because a fly was buzzing around and I couldn't concentrate."
"That's the stupidest thing I ever heard." Lance grumbled.
"Man my kidneys are going to burst!" Todd cried.
"For crying out loud!" Lance pulled the car to the side of the road and Todd ran into the forest next to them.
"Hey!" He yelled intrigued and hopped out of the forest and farther down the highway.
"I won't look ." Lance said holding his face in his hands.
"Todd found Duncan Mathews' car at the side of the road." Pietro laughed.
"And now he's urinating on it." Fred added.
"And now Duncan and his friend are running out of the woods with beer bottles." Pietro continued.
"And their throws are off and Duncan's car window got busted, and here comes Todd." Fred finished.
"Go! Go! Go!" Todd yelled as he leaped in and Lance hit the gas, and the car sped off.
"You empty now?" Fred asked Todd as the young mutant got settled in the car.
"I am, Mathews' car isn't. Todd laughed as the group drove off. They continued with not much talking for another ten minutes.
"There is a convince store, lets get some supplies." Lance suggested as they pulled into a parking lot. The four got out and walked in.
"Hey nice camera!" Todd exclaimed as he hopped onto the counter and looked straight into it.
"Get down from there!" The shop owner angrily told him.
"What the zoom length on this thing?"
"It doesn't have one, its just a security camera!"
"Ah I see, went with the X-21 model?"
"I don't know!"
"Well why not?" Todd acted slightly agitated.
"Because its just a camera!"
"But if you get a bad one, it can break off as easy as this." Todd said and pulled on the camera, yanking it out of the wall.
"You punk!" the store owner shouted as he lunged at Todd.
"I'm not a punk, more of a rebel." Todd informed him, jumping out of the way.
"You're going to pay for that!" The owner yelled as he threw a can of soda at Todd.
"And you have to pay for that." Todd replied, moving out of the way of the soda can.
"I'll kill you, you little creep!" The store owner leaped at Todd again, missing of course.
"Death threats are a felony, but I can't sue you now, I have to go." responded Todd as he hopped out of the store, and into the jeep where the brotherhood was waiting.
"Nice touch." Pietro laugh, pointing out Todd still had the camera in his hand.
"I prefer stylish annoyance. So what did we get."
"About 6 cases of pop, some bottled water, milk bottles. Cans of soup, chips, cracker, other snack food." Lance explained.
"Gummy bears, chocolate bars, sunflower seeds." Fred continued.
"About a thousand feet of shoelaces, dog food, cool whip, and tons of gum."
"Excellent, Canada will be devastated by our pranks." Todd laughed, as the Jeep continued on to Toronto.
