I don't own X-men evolution, I would really like to because then I could make up better stories but I don, so there :p
Also in response to reviews I got, I live in Canada :P The reason I called them Eskimos is because I doubt Fred would say, I wanna see the Inuit, and I know what Much Music is but I fail to see what that has to do with anything...
Finally yeah, a lot of stuff in here is unrealistic, but it's a fan fic.
Road Trip!
By Race Baj
"Well, here we are in good ol' Toronto." Lance pointed out as they passed the big blue sign that says 'Toronto'
"Lance, we're in Canada eh' start blending in eh'." Todd told him.
"Shut up Toad."
"That's no way to threat your Canadian Brother eh'"
"Toad I said shut up."
"Here in Canada, we value family eh'"
"Toad shut up or I'll break your legs."
"So what are we doing first?" Pietro asked.
"I wanna see a Blue Jays game!" Fred shouted.
"Yeah! Eh'!" Todd agreed.
"I need to hit a bar." Lance groaned.
"Good idea, we can get Canadian beer, watch Canadian beer commercials, and make fun of Canadian Beer drinkers."
"But we want to see the game!"
"Fine." Lance groaned, "we can drive you there, where do they play"
"The sky dome!" Todd shouted.
"No, the moved to the air Canada center!" Fred argued.
"That's hockey!" Todd retorted.
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is!"
"We'll just ask someone." Lance groaned as they stopped at a red light. Todd rolled down his window and tapped on the car next to their's window, he rolled it down and Todd addressed him.
"Hey there, eh', we are wondering eh' in this great country of hockey and getting drunk eh', and the country with the cute little beaver eh' where be the great blue jays of Toronto playing eh'?"
"What an odd Canadian gesture." Pietro chuckled as the guy in the other car gave Toad the finger and drove off.
"No Pietro, I think that a pretty universal term." Lance laughed as he to drove away.
A few hours later Lance had found the sky dome, dropped Todd and Fred off, and him and Pietro headed for a bar.
"How can you be sure we can even get in?"
"Easy man, this is Canada, the land of the home of Indians, snow people, and under age drinking."
"Alright then..." Lance said, still unsure as they pulled up to a bar. They walked inside and sat down.
"I'll take any kind of Canadian beer!" Pietro exclaimed, excitedly.
"You some American?" The bar tender said giving him the evil eye.
"I sure am, eh'!" The bartender rolled his eyes and went to cleaning out a mug. "Hey look the game is on, I wonder if we can see Todd and Fred."
"Pietro give up, you won't find them in the crowd."
"Well... not in the crowd..."
"What did they do?" Lance asked, burying his face in his hands.
"They charged the mound." Lance looked at the TV, and sure enough Fred and Todd were running out into the field and Fred rammed the pitcher for the team Toronto was playing. They took off running again, followed by a security officer.
"This has lawsuit written all over it."
"Do they need a get away vehicle?" Pietro asked, standing up and grabbing his jacket.
"Not yet... I need a drink."Lance groaned. Pietro kept asking to help them, but Lance was convinced they could handle it. After a while they disappeared of the screen and Lance and Pietro went back to drinking the Canadian beer. Soon a important news flash came on the TV.
"We interrupt your program to bring you more on the two maniacs that have been terrorizing Toronto." A woman said as they showed a video clip that said moments ago, on the bottom of the screen. Todd was perched on the CN tower and Fred, in a chopper that said 'property of Canadian Government.' Todd hopped into the air and spit a wad of slime. It plummeted to the ground and caused the CN tower to fall over. Todd hopped in the chopper and it flew off.
"Oh kill me!" Lance whined. Just then a loud rumbling was heard. Lance and Pietro ran outside to see a horror of a site. A beaver stampede! Lead by Todd and Fred, in a chopper. A rope ladder was lowered down to Lance and Pietro and they grabbed on. As they flew off the shout that could be heard, as Toronto said goodbye to the four teens was:
"Forget the jeep, today, we travel in style!"
AN: yeah it was short, lack of interest for Toronto, next they will be headed to a town called North Bay, where they will visit me! YAY! Race Baj!
