This is a simple SSBM match between Fox McCloud, and Link. In this match, they are placed in Final Destination, and must use every item that appears. All items appear at least once, so let's watch the havoc, shall we?

READY, GO!

Fox pulls out his gun and unleashes on Link, Link just stands there, holding up his shield, deflecting the blows. The first item appears: a party ball, in the center of the course. Fox ran faster than Link, grabbed it then threw it at Link. Link rolled out of the way, and it opened. Out popped two bob-ombs. Link got the first and threw it at Fox. Fox used his reflector and it bounced right back at Link. Link grabbed it in the air and threw it, and then its partner off the course.

Then, when Link was throwing the bob-ombs, Fox came up behind him and gave him a Fire Fox up his back. Link landed face up, and saw a capsule appear above him. It fell, Link grabbed it and threw it down. He picked up a beam sword, the only one that appeared. Soon Link did a stance (no, not his actual Fighter's stance in the game) when an anonymous arwing appeared above the course. Soon, James McCloud's speech bubble appeared at the bottom of the screen. "Fox, *heavy breathing* I am your father." "WHAT?!" "Here, Fox." Soon after, another beam sword dropped from the arwing. Fox picked it up. Fox and Link clashed together. Link gave a swipe, Fox ducked, and hit Link in the leg. Link cried in pain and stabbed the sword through the ground, missing Fox. Link rushed at Fox, ready to give a swipe. Fox blew Link's sword from his hands. Link quickly grabbed his Master Sword from its sheath, and knocked Fox's out of his hands.

After that, a box appeared behind Fox, and he ran to get it. He opened it, and put on the bunny hood that appeared. Link threw arrows, bombs, and even dust on the ground at the newly fast Fox. He couldn't hit him. When the bunny hood disappeared from Fox, he fell short of a jump, and landed right on top of Link. Link gave a swipe at Fox, sending him flying. Fox got back on the course, and just in time for the Pokemon battle. Three pokeballs appeared at the edges of the course. Link got his three, Fox got his three, and then they threw one each onto the field. Link got a Charizard, Fox got a Bellossom. "Charizard, Flamethrower!" "Bellossom, Sleep Powder!" Charizard's flame slowly died down, and then it fell asleep. Link then threw another pokeball in. Then Fox threw his other. Link got a Venusaur, while Fox got a Goldeen. "Venusaur, Earthquake!" "Goldeen, Splash!" What was amazing was that the Goldeen was actually flopping with the rhythm of Venusaur, and when it was close enough, smacked Venusaur with its tail. Venusaur fell down. They both threw their last pokeballs. Link got a Mew, while Fox got a Celebi. They just floated away.

Then, a green shell, and a homerun bat appeared. Fox got the bat, while Link grabbed the shell. Link threw the shell, and Fox hit a grand slam. It flew back at Link, and nailed him in the face, causing him to flip over and land face-down. Fox went over to him, and gave a sweeping move, made Link fly over to the left side of the course. Link slid a little farther, and grabbed onto the edge just in time. He looked down and noticed the course finally reached the landscape. If he fell, he would surely be dead. Fox came over to him. Link got up and ran around him to the other side, where a barrel had appeared. He picked it up, tossed it down, and gazed at all the food that appeared. He crouched down and began stuffing himself. Meanwhile, a parasol appeared by Fox, and he picked it up. He walked over to Link, and brought the parasol back, and then rammed it CENSORED TEXT. Link was lying on the ground, food coming out of his mouth, with an umbrella up his, well, maybe we won't go there.

A red shell appeared in front of him. He pulled the parasol out, with a small cry of pain, and threw the shell towards Fox. Fox reflected the shell until it disappeared. Fox came up, ready to attack, when a super scope, and a ray gun appeared. Fox picked up the ray gun, and Link got the super scope. Link fired multiple rounds, while Fox fired his new gun, and his blaster for double fire power. Both ran out of ammo (yes, Fox's blaster too) and then the Announcer called, "HALF-TIME BREAK!"

End of Chapter 1