I don't own X-men evolution, I would really like to because then I could make up better stories but I don't, so there :p
Also I know a lot of stuff can't happen (a horse going 90mph) but don't bug me about it or I'll sick the rubber chicken of death (I call it RCOD for short) on you.
Road Trip!
By Race Baj
The brotherhood's jeep was crashing along the road, disobeying every traffic law in the Provence.
"Lance, can't you do more illegal stuff?" Todd whined from the back seat.
"Oh great, what now?" Lance groaned.
"We want to see a Mountie." Fred replied excitedly.
"Guys, Mounties don't really ride horses to track law breakers anymore." Lance stated. But just then a tall man wearing a red coat, a brown cowboy-like hat (you know what I'm talking about) And he was riding a horse... that instead of neighing, screeched like a police siren.
"Now this is just pathetic." Pietro said, shocked at the appearance.
"Quick Lance, horses bite!" Todd whined as the horseman went in close pursuit. Lance gunned the gas petals but the horse seemed to just go faster.
"Come on Lance!"Fred cried.
"I am sorry guys!" Lance snapped. "But this piece of junk can't go past 90 miles per hour!"
"We're in Canada now, so that's around 150 kilometres." Todd pointed out.
"Shut up Toad!" Lance screamed as he gunned the gas petal.
"Pietro get out and push!" Fred shouted.
"Do have to?" Pietro grumbled as he stood up.
"YES!" The other three shouted. Pietro slowly lowered himself near the ground and started running in air. He then lowered his feet to the ground and the car took off at incredible speeds. The Brotherhood let out a sigh and slumped down in their seats (with the exception of Pietro. Suddenly a shot rang out. The Mountie had out a AK-47! The brotherhood screamed and Todd spit a wad of slime into the horse's face. The Mountie screamed and the horse veered off the road and hit a tree, exploding.
"We did it!" Lance shouted holding up his hands in victory, while the brotherhood cheered. "And that's the end of that." Lance sighed happily as he put his hands behind his head and closed his eyes in relief.
"Uh Lance?" Pietro said as he climbed back in the jeep.
"Yeah?" Lance asked looking at the boy.
"Who's driving the jeep?"
"Uh oh." Lance turned around to face the road, as they ran off a cliff. The four leaped out of the jeep as it tumbled down the road and crashed at the bottom.
"My JEEP!" Lance cried.
"Ah crap! I had Jube Jubes in there!" Fred whines as he fell to his knees.
"Its ok buddy." Todd said patting Fred on the shoulder.
"But they were Canadian Jube Jubes!" Fred gasped.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Whaled Todd as Lance reached into Pietro's pant's side pocket and snatched his cell phone. He punched in some numbers and a click was heard on the other end.
"Yes, Brotherhood house." A cheery female voice said.
"Tabby, thank God you're there." Lance sighed happily.
"Oh, you will never guess how I got out of the ground."
"That's nice Tabby." Lance quickly turned off the phone and gave a happy sigh.
"What did you do that for yo?" Todd asked confused, but Lance gave no answer, he picked up the phone and dialled another number.
"Yes? New York science research department." Lance began. "You still willing to pay for a human test subject? Good, how quick can you get the money to us? Great, ok, pick her up at the address I gave you before. Great, bye." Lance flicked off the phone. "Now, to get a tow truck."
Later as they waited from they waited for the car to get fixed the four guys sat in a diner. Four tough looking motor cycle riders came in and sat down in the booth next to them. Pietro giggled a bit and Lance gave him a stern look.
"Ah come on." Pietro whined
"We don't want anymore incidents!"
"Hey, punks!"One of the bikers said reaching over and grabbing Todd by the hair. "We'll take your meal if you don't mind!" he laughed reaching for Fred's burger, upon when he felt Fred's mighty hand grab and crush his wrist.
"How about you don't." Fred laughed as the bike let go of Todd. Fred let go of the guys wrist and he grasped it in pain.
"You freaks are gunna pay for that." one of the bikers said as the four of them got out of the booth, as did the brotherhood. One of the bikers ran at Todd. Todd leaped to the side onto a wall, then leaped back as the attacker past him and kicked him in the back. The biker went forward without control and Lance punched him in the face. The his speed and Lance's fist made for quite a punch. The biker stepped back and spit out a bloody tooth, then threw a punch at Lance. Lance easily moved his head to the side and delivered his own punch to the biker's stomach. He groaned, falling down clutching his stomach in pain.
After Todd hand landed he had been targeted by the youngest biker of the group, the only teen. He ran at Todd, but with much greater agility Todd dropped to the side and he ran past him. Todd in lightning speed grabbed a mop out of a bucket and used it to jab the biker in the back, sending him flying out the window!
Pietro of course was using his speed to dodge the bikers attacks, so the biker, angered, grabbed a chair and threw it at him. Pietro ducked and leaped up to the biker, so arrogant that he squeezed his nose. The biker got angry and ran at Pietro, who simply stepped to the side as the biker dove at him. He went flying over the counter which Pietro was standing in front of and smashed into a series of cupboards, sending pots, pans, and utensils, falling on him.
Fred of course had no problem, the biker dove at him, and he picked him up, and tossed him into a Jukebox.
"Put it on their tab." Lance said as the four grabbed their food and walked out, much to the amazement of the people around.
The gang got back in the car (now fixed) and took off on the dirt highway.
"Hey Lance?" Todd asked him after a while.
"Yeah?"
"Did you remember to pay the guy for the repairs on the jeep?"
"Uh oh..."
"Ah cheer up Lance, its just another thing we could possibly get arrested for."
"Why do I feel a bad dukes of hazards episode coming on?"
A/N: Ok My Writers block and laziess delayed this chapter and I want to thank the reviewer who inspired the speeding scene I just found that too funny to pass up.
