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Fox and Link resume their battle in the second half. Link jumps, and drops with his sword down low. Fox rolled out of the way and hit him with his blaster. A box appeared behind Fox, and he smashed it open. Out popped a star rod Fox shot stars out from it, while Link deflected them with his shield. Fox was finished when Link picked up a Freezie. Link threw it at Fox, and picked up a Fire Flower in the meantime. Fox, on the other hand, reflected the Freezie back at Link. Link stood up after picking up the flower, looked at the oncoming Freezie, and got smacked right in the face. Link encased in a block of ice, used his new flower to melt the ice. When Link was warm again, Fox picked up a motion-sensor bomb, aka proximity mine, and threw it near Link. Link fired his arrow, and it pierced the mine, exploded, and the arrow continued to fly towards Fox. Fox was pierced, and picked up a tomato nearby to recover.
Fox then heard the sound of another arwing coming. Slippy said, "Use this." A cloaking device dropped from his ship, while Link threw a bomb up onto Slippy's ship. While Slippy was leaving, it exploded. Stupid frog. Anyway, Fox picked up the cloaking device and decided to have a little fun with Link. He walked up to Link, and then knocked him up into the air. When Link fell, he landed face down. Fox quickly climbed on top of him, and gave him a couple of punches. Then, Fox grabbed Link's ears and pulled back hard on them. Link was screaming in pain when Fox finally let go. He then got off of Link, and Link got up hastily. Link was ready with his sword in hand, when Fox walked up to him again. Fox brought out his hand, closer, closer, and closer and flicked Link's nose rather hard. Link swiped his sword, but Fox sidestepped, caught it, and threw it onto the other side of the course. Then Fox's cloaking device ran out.
Link went to get his sword, while Fox picked up a lip's stick. He threw it at Link, and Link had that crazy flower planted into his head. Fox snickered. Link looked awfully mad. He pulled out a Heart Container when the flower came off, and recovered his health, then charged. He came across a metal box and picked it up. Now metal, Link grabbed Fox, and threw him down to the ground. Fox landed face up, and just in time to see Zelda appear out of no where (using Farore's Wind, of course). Link always thought Zelda was gorgeous: Her long, golden hair; her soft skin; her, uh, you know. Anyways, when Link was thinking these things, Fox was still down low, resting, and looking up, and noticed a little, um, thing happening. Fox though, "Wow! That must be one HARD CENSORED TEXT. Anyways, Zelda came over to Link, now back to normal, and she gave him a little kiss on the forehead. "I'm rooting for you." She said that, and then left.
Meanwhile, Fox crawled through Link's legs (though regretting it), unnoticed, and walked over to a barrel cannon. He crawled in and fired, knocking over Link, and landed on top him. Fox then got a real feel of what he, um, never mind. Anyway, Fox leaned over Link's head, and since he had him pinned to the ground, he grabbed the fan and gave Link multiple paper cuts. When Fox was tired, Link grabbed Fox and tossed him backwards. He then got up and picked up the Mr. Saturn that appeared, He spun around quickly and bowling rolled it towards Fox, nailed a strike, and Fox was left on the ground. Fox then picked up a hammer when he got up, while Link touched an invulnerability star. They collided with no damage done, but Link could attack Fox, and he did. He gave a low swipe, cutting off the Hammer's head, and then Smash attacked Fox. Fox got up, hammer finished, and threw a flipper out at Link. It stopped a couple of feet above Link's head. Link charge Fox, but Fox, with quick reflexes, smashed Link into the flipper. Link managed to grab and end of the flipper, and was being spun quite rapidly. When he couldn't hold on anymore, he let go, and flow towards Fox, legs spread because of the force. Fox was knocked over by Link colliding with Fox between his legs, and Fox got a taste of that, well, I guess I'll quit with that.
Link landed a few feet away from Fox, and he got up, and threw a couple of arrows at him. Fox reflected them, picked up a screw attack and threw it at Link, sending him to go flying. Link landed on his feet, and picked up an egg. He threw it at Fox and cracked open. Fox picked up the warp star that was inside, and tried to guide it at Link, but no such luck. He hit the center of the stage, and there he stood, transfixed, staring at his weakened opponent, with himself also weak. Then on both sides of the stage, two mushrooms appeared. Link grabbed the one next to him, while he watched Fox wait for his to come to him. Link was laughing insanely. "HA, HA, HA, You fool! Look's like I've got the better item. You shall never match against the great Link ever again." *Link laughs insanely* Fox slowly reaches down to pick up his mushroom, depressed. Link then takes a large bite of his mushroom, threw the rest of it behind him and threw his head backward. He felt the change coming on, and began a cry of slight pain, but mostly of triumph. Fox didn't dare to watch, but turned his head at the sound of Link's voice getting higher. Fox watch Link shrink down to a tiny elf in a green tunic. Fox then bit a small portion of his super mushroom and grew to a giant beast. With a very good ear, Fox barely heard Link's cry of defeat, "uh, oh" Fox began charging his low sweep move when Link jumped into the air, did a midair jump, and then did his Spin attack, which sent him soaring upwards. Fox then charged his upper smash move, and sent Link flying into the background. But this time, Fox could hear his squeaky scream quite clearly.
(Does not, and can not happen in actual game(s)--) Link was sent downward from the Final Destination platform. He fell and actually was falling directly on Hyrule's Lon Lon Ranch. Link was falling rather slowly because he was so light, and was landing above the center pen with the horses. Link (still tiny) fell with his scream, and landed right on Epona, when he heard Malon and her father talking. He got up, tried to get out of the saddle, and slipped, and landed face up. Malon was looking at her father while mounting Epona, and didn't even notice Link lying there. She straddled Epona, and was sitting on Link's legs. Link couldn't move, but was enjoying the view *snicker*.
As for Fox, He waited for the Great Fox team to answer his call, and jumped on Great Fox when it got there, and I mean on. Fox's change wore off in a couple of hours, but since Link took such a large bite, he remained tiny for a few days. Malon found him after her horse ride, but she played with him so badly (you know what I mean). Even though she was an adult, Link could hardly believe that Malon could be this cruel.
Fox and Link resume their battle in the second half. Link jumps, and drops with his sword down low. Fox rolled out of the way and hit him with his blaster. A box appeared behind Fox, and he smashed it open. Out popped a star rod Fox shot stars out from it, while Link deflected them with his shield. Fox was finished when Link picked up a Freezie. Link threw it at Fox, and picked up a Fire Flower in the meantime. Fox, on the other hand, reflected the Freezie back at Link. Link stood up after picking up the flower, looked at the oncoming Freezie, and got smacked right in the face. Link encased in a block of ice, used his new flower to melt the ice. When Link was warm again, Fox picked up a motion-sensor bomb, aka proximity mine, and threw it near Link. Link fired his arrow, and it pierced the mine, exploded, and the arrow continued to fly towards Fox. Fox was pierced, and picked up a tomato nearby to recover.
Fox then heard the sound of another arwing coming. Slippy said, "Use this." A cloaking device dropped from his ship, while Link threw a bomb up onto Slippy's ship. While Slippy was leaving, it exploded. Stupid frog. Anyway, Fox picked up the cloaking device and decided to have a little fun with Link. He walked up to Link, and then knocked him up into the air. When Link fell, he landed face down. Fox quickly climbed on top of him, and gave him a couple of punches. Then, Fox grabbed Link's ears and pulled back hard on them. Link was screaming in pain when Fox finally let go. He then got off of Link, and Link got up hastily. Link was ready with his sword in hand, when Fox walked up to him again. Fox brought out his hand, closer, closer, and closer and flicked Link's nose rather hard. Link swiped his sword, but Fox sidestepped, caught it, and threw it onto the other side of the course. Then Fox's cloaking device ran out.
Link went to get his sword, while Fox picked up a lip's stick. He threw it at Link, and Link had that crazy flower planted into his head. Fox snickered. Link looked awfully mad. He pulled out a Heart Container when the flower came off, and recovered his health, then charged. He came across a metal box and picked it up. Now metal, Link grabbed Fox, and threw him down to the ground. Fox landed face up, and just in time to see Zelda appear out of no where (using Farore's Wind, of course). Link always thought Zelda was gorgeous: Her long, golden hair; her soft skin; her, uh, you know. Anyways, when Link was thinking these things, Fox was still down low, resting, and looking up, and noticed a little, um, thing happening. Fox though, "Wow! That must be one HARD CENSORED TEXT. Anyways, Zelda came over to Link, now back to normal, and she gave him a little kiss on the forehead. "I'm rooting for you." She said that, and then left.
Meanwhile, Fox crawled through Link's legs (though regretting it), unnoticed, and walked over to a barrel cannon. He crawled in and fired, knocking over Link, and landed on top him. Fox then got a real feel of what he, um, never mind. Anyway, Fox leaned over Link's head, and since he had him pinned to the ground, he grabbed the fan and gave Link multiple paper cuts. When Fox was tired, Link grabbed Fox and tossed him backwards. He then got up and picked up the Mr. Saturn that appeared, He spun around quickly and bowling rolled it towards Fox, nailed a strike, and Fox was left on the ground. Fox then picked up a hammer when he got up, while Link touched an invulnerability star. They collided with no damage done, but Link could attack Fox, and he did. He gave a low swipe, cutting off the Hammer's head, and then Smash attacked Fox. Fox got up, hammer finished, and threw a flipper out at Link. It stopped a couple of feet above Link's head. Link charge Fox, but Fox, with quick reflexes, smashed Link into the flipper. Link managed to grab and end of the flipper, and was being spun quite rapidly. When he couldn't hold on anymore, he let go, and flow towards Fox, legs spread because of the force. Fox was knocked over by Link colliding with Fox between his legs, and Fox got a taste of that, well, I guess I'll quit with that.
Link landed a few feet away from Fox, and he got up, and threw a couple of arrows at him. Fox reflected them, picked up a screw attack and threw it at Link, sending him to go flying. Link landed on his feet, and picked up an egg. He threw it at Fox and cracked open. Fox picked up the warp star that was inside, and tried to guide it at Link, but no such luck. He hit the center of the stage, and there he stood, transfixed, staring at his weakened opponent, with himself also weak. Then on both sides of the stage, two mushrooms appeared. Link grabbed the one next to him, while he watched Fox wait for his to come to him. Link was laughing insanely. "HA, HA, HA, You fool! Look's like I've got the better item. You shall never match against the great Link ever again." *Link laughs insanely* Fox slowly reaches down to pick up his mushroom, depressed. Link then takes a large bite of his mushroom, threw the rest of it behind him and threw his head backward. He felt the change coming on, and began a cry of slight pain, but mostly of triumph. Fox didn't dare to watch, but turned his head at the sound of Link's voice getting higher. Fox watch Link shrink down to a tiny elf in a green tunic. Fox then bit a small portion of his super mushroom and grew to a giant beast. With a very good ear, Fox barely heard Link's cry of defeat, "uh, oh" Fox began charging his low sweep move when Link jumped into the air, did a midair jump, and then did his Spin attack, which sent him soaring upwards. Fox then charged his upper smash move, and sent Link flying into the background. But this time, Fox could hear his squeaky scream quite clearly.
(Does not, and can not happen in actual game(s)--) Link was sent downward from the Final Destination platform. He fell and actually was falling directly on Hyrule's Lon Lon Ranch. Link was falling rather slowly because he was so light, and was landing above the center pen with the horses. Link (still tiny) fell with his scream, and landed right on Epona, when he heard Malon and her father talking. He got up, tried to get out of the saddle, and slipped, and landed face up. Malon was looking at her father while mounting Epona, and didn't even notice Link lying there. She straddled Epona, and was sitting on Link's legs. Link couldn't move, but was enjoying the view *snicker*.
As for Fox, He waited for the Great Fox team to answer his call, and jumped on Great Fox when it got there, and I mean on. Fox's change wore off in a couple of hours, but since Link took such a large bite, he remained tiny for a few days. Malon found him after her horse ride, but she played with him so badly (you know what I mean). Even though she was an adult, Link could hardly believe that Malon could be this cruel.
