The Ikari Charm
A Neon Genesis: Evangelion Fanfic written by Marzee for 'In Depth Eva'
Disclaimer
I don't own Eva, well at least not yet. Gainax does so the characters in this fic are not mine, and like most people I just borrow them for a while. Hopefully Gainax won't sue me. If they do they won't get much. The wages of an unemployed 17-year-old student in Australia is getting less and less. J
Warning
Also there may be swearing in this fic (of various languages) so I thought I would warn you. I have decided to pretend to be German so I will get away with the poor English that is bound to be in this fic (I only get C's plus the occasional B- in English at school) so I'm sorry to all those who pride themselves on that sort of thing. I'll try my best.
Sex will be implied in this fic but nothing in great detail. I read lemons but I don't write them. So if you are under age please don't read it (or do so at your own risk).
Notes
1) I am SO sorry this took so long. It isn't even that long but I've been busy with school and literally forgot about this for a while. Hopefully you're not too mad. The first chapter of NGE: Reincarnation will be out soon for your reading pleasure and I'll get started on the third chapter of this very soon. Once again, SORRY.
2) Blah blah blah is a translation of something that wasn't written in English.
3) (Blah blah blah) means that is not part of the story and just a message or something.
4) Blah blah blah means a comment from Dark Marzee.
Thank You Messages
Thanks go to all the people who reviewed the first chapter. You were a great help. When this was finished the listed included 14 people.
Can't leave out Sunlit Computers who sold me a computer that doesn't cool itself properly. Without them I wouldn't be writing this right now. I'd be playing Jedi Knight 2 or something. Must start looking into the case mod arena.
Thanks to Bene for pre-reading.
The Ikari Charm
Chapter 2: Happy Birthday, Shinji
(Version 1.0)
Shinji walked down another hallway in the vast underground facility call NERV. He had his head bowed and was deep in thought.
Why does father want me to sleep with Asuka? It doesn't make sense for him to do this for some family pride thing. Maybe he plans to videotape us or something, and jack off over it. It's just like that sick bastard to do something like this to me. He always uses me for his own ends no matter what that entails.
Just as he was about to reach Fuyutski's office, Shinji turned around a corner and collided with someone running around the same corner.
"Oh Shinji, I'm so sorry," he heard Maya say as he stared at an unfamiliar ceiling from his position on the ground. "Are you ok?"
Shinji groaned in reply as he began to sit up. When he laid eyes on Maya, who was sitting on the floor, he realised she was dressed in her normal uniform, except she wasn't wearing a shirt, just a bra and a pair of pants. Her hair was wet and it appeared that she had only just got out of the shower.
(Had this been a fanfic that likes to use nosebleeds when Shinji sees a larger then normal portion of female flesh, I believe Shinji would now be unconscious from blood loss and in need of a blood transfusion. Although, if it was, he would have already been dead from the Ritsuko encounter)
"Ah…um….ah….yeah," Shinji stammered, as his face turned red.
Maya noticed his face and looked down to realise she didn't have a shirt on. She quickly covered herself with her arms and stood up.
"Ah….one of my uniforms is missing. I ran out here to see if someone had taken it and then I ran into you," Maya said.
"Oh, so somebody took your shirt?" Shinji asked, as he stood up.
Maya blushed. "No. I must have forgotten to put it on in my rush. I have to find my uniform".
"Ok. Do you want me to help? What does it look like?" Shinji asked, now looking slightly concerned rather then totally embarrassed.
Maya's blush worsened. "Well, it's a bunny rabbit suit". Maya turned her head and started looking at the wall.
"Th..that's yours?" Shinji asked, shocked. He mentally slapped himself.
"What? You've seen it?" Maya asked, wide eyed.
Shinji contemplated running away. He would have if all his blood hadn't started to gather in one part of his body at the thought of Maya wearing the suit. Unfortunately this caused Shinji to cringe as his pants become rather tight in the crotch area. He had to lean forward to relieve some of the stress.
"Oh my" Maya said, covering her mouth with one of her hands, worsening Shinji's situation by allowing him a better view of her breasts. If the mention of a bunny rabbit suit did this to him then he had seen her suit. "Where did you see it Shinji?" Maya asked. She walked over to him and grabbed him by the shoulders and began to shake him.
Shinji, who was in pain before, nearly fainted at the pain that began to radiate through his body at the sight of Maya's breasts bouncing as she shook him. If he had a spine that was composed of more then nerves he would have jumped Maya in the hallway, lesbian or not. Since this was not the case he could do nothing but stand there and take the pain.
"Ri…..Ritsu…….Ritsuko……has……it," he managed to get out after a few seconds.
Shinji was no longer supporting his own weight and when Maya let go of him he fell in a heap on the ground. He then stood up and watched as Maya ran off in the direction of Ritsuko's office. He nearly jumped through the roof when he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned around to see Sub-Commander Fuyutski standing behind him, also watching the woman run off.
"Get used to it, Shinji. Most of the better ones are on the other team now". Fuyutski said calmly.
"But won't most of them be wearing shirts?" Shinji asked.
"It depends on which college you go to," Fuyutski replied with a smile.
Shinji cringed. He didn't think he could take much more of that. He made a mental note of asking his father if it was possible to get the school uniform changed to include a pair of tracksuit pants.
"Now then, I believe you are here to collect some items from me, correct?"
Shinji nodded.
"Well come into my office. I have everything you need ready and then you can go home. You don't want to sleep through your birthday."
With that Fuyutski began to walk back towards his office, with Shinji following a few steps behind.
*****
"So all the information you need is in the folder your father gave you, like installing the listening devices, good places to put them, stuff like that".
Shinji stood opposite of Fuyutski, with his desk between them with Fuyutski sitting in his chair. Shinji was looking at the three small boxes that sat on the table. One of them contained five small listening devices, which he was to place in the kitchen and living room of the apartment, and the other two were the Rammstein boxed sets, containing all six of Rammstein's albums in SDAT format.
"Ok, I have work to do here and you have to go back home before Misato or Asuka wake up. Don't worry about any of this stuff until tomorrow".
Shinji picked up the boxes and went to walk out of the office. Just as he was about to walk out the door he heard Fuyutski's voice.
"Oh, and Shinji," the old man said, smiling. "Happy Birthday".
Shinji nodded and walked out of the office.
Fuyutski put his feet up on his desk as the door shut and then put his hands behind his head. "The odds of that happening are about the same as Maya agreeing to have sex with Agent Kaji". Fuyutski smiled to himself as he remembered the young woman running down the hall - "he's got no hope in hell".
*****
As Shinji walked through the hallways of NERV on his way to the Geofront to catch the train to the surface he once again encountered Maya. She still had no shirt on but this time she held a bunny suit over her left arm. When she spotted Shinji she gave him a worried glance.
"Shinji, have you seen any women walk past here?" She asked him.
Shinji shook his head. "No, why?"
"No reason. Thanks for telling me were my suit was".
Both of them blushed and Shinji nodded.
Then the faintest sound was heard. "Maya, where are you?"
Maya blushed again. "I have to go. Bye Shinji".
She then walks off as if looking for something.
As Shinji was about to continue, he heard a rustling from behind him. He turned around to see one of the air conditioning vents open and a head poke out from it, looking in the direction Maya walked off in. When he realized the coast was clear, Kaji jumped out of the opening and landed on the floor. As he turned around to close the vent he noticed Shinji staring at him.
"Hey, Shinji. Did you go and collect that stuff from Sub-Commander Fuyutski?" Kaji asked as he reached up and closed the vent.
Shinji nodded. "Was that your voice that I heard just before?"
Kaji grinned. "I have her so worked up. She's beginning to think she's hearing things. And whenever she hears the word lesbian she runs off to go get her bunny rabbit suit". Kaji began to chuckle.
"Just like Misato, she will soon fall to my persuasive charm. Then I shall have them both and there will be a heaven on earth, in my bedroom". Kaji begins to imagine what it's like to have two women and a sly grin spreads across his face.
Shinji is confused. One minute Kaji is speaking about how he wants to sleep with Misato. Now he's going on about having sex with Misato and Maya. Shinji could hardly contemplate pleasing one woman, let alone two. And wasn't Maya a lesbian? When Shinji had been watching some post-impact comedy called Seinfeld, which was on its 52nd rerun, it was explained that once you were on that team there was no changing back.
"Kaji, why do you want to sleep with two women? And isn't Maya a lesbian? Lesbians only sleep with other women."
Kaji shook his head with a smile on his face. "Shinji, you are so naive. When you have had as many women as I have you will begin to understand. The best thing about sex is experimentation; you start to get bored with it if you keep doing it the same way. You try something new to make it better.
"With me, I now desire to have two women. It is a goal of all men to have two women at once and the fact that Maya is a lesbian will add to my triumph! Turning a lesbian back to our side is no easy feat - but I think I can pull it off. Do you understand?"
Shinji nodded his head in agreement. Kaji had got bored with scoring with one woman and wanted to have two at once but Shinji knew what he would end up pulling. When Shinji thought about having both Misato and Maya in his bed with him, it was a very pleasant thought. To stop himself from getting too excited, Shinji thought back to the briefing. He remembered how Kaji had disappeared so quickly before Ritsuko had come in.
"Kaji, how did you leave my father's office so quickly? I didn't even see you leave".
Kaji cringed. "I thought the Commander was just demonstrating his power so I hid under his desk. Unfortunately he wasn't". Kaji shuddered. "Watching your father use a penis pump to get it up while being within a meter radius is something I intend to avoid from now on. And even though I am a bit of a voyeur, I didn't enjoy the view I had from under the desk. Ritsuko could do with a shave once in a while."
Shinji turned bright red. "Yeah, I noticed she wasn't a true blond".
Kaji cracked up laughing and smiled at Shinji. "That's one of the things I've always wondered about Asuka".
He winked at Shinji. Shinji turned even redder. This caused Kaji to laugh even more.
"I'd better get going Shinji. I can't leave Maya alone for to long. She might get lonely. I'll drop by your place later; I might even have a present for you."
He smiled and walked off.
Shinji stood in the hallway and watched him walk away before turning and heading for the train station. Had he been paying attention to his surroundings he may have noticed a naked Ritsuko sneaking through the hallways in an effort to get back to her office and her cloths, while covering as much of her body as she could with her arms and hands.
"Maya can be so protective over her love toys. She hates it when I borrow them without asking," Ritsuko muttered, hiding in a doorway.
*****
When Shinji arrived back at Misato's apartment he silently opened the door and walked inside. It was about five and he knew that neither Misato nor Asuka would be up by now. He sneaked through the apartment and into his room.
Since he was wide-awake by now he wouldn't be able to go back to sleep, so he pulled out his SDAT player and begun to inspect one of the Rammstein boxed sets. He slowly opened it, trying not to make too much noise with the plastic, and took out the six albums. In order of release they were called: Herzeleid, Sehnsucht, Mutter, Leidenschaft, Gottin and Ehebruch.
Translation: The titles in order mean Heartache, Longing, Mother, Passion, Goddess and Adultery.
(Currently there are only three Rammstein albums, which are the first three. Herzeleid was released in 1995, Sehnsucht in 1997 and Mutter was only released in 2001, so it isn't likely a new album will be released for at least a year, probably longer. I made up the last three)
Shinji stared at the titles in bewilderment. He had no clue what they meant so decided to start with the first album, Herzeleid, which was pre-impact. He opened the case, placed the tape into his SDAT player and hit the play button.
*****
After two hours Shinji took of the earphones and placed his SDAT player on his desk. He picked up the Rammstein boxed sets, the two folders and the listening devices and put them in one of his draws.
He had listened to both Herzeleid and Sehnsucht, but hadn't bothered to look at the lyrics yet. Shinji had decided that his favourite song was Sehnsucht, although Engel, Spiel Mit Mir, Heirate Mich, Tier and Wollt Ihr Das Bett In Flammen Sehen were also good.
Translation: Engel = Angel, Spiel Mit Mir = Play With Me, Heirate Mich = Marry Me, Tier = Animal and Wollt Ihr Das Bett In Flammen Sehen = Do you want to see the bed in flames?
Looking at the clock on the wall, Shinji decided it was time to get up and have a shower so he could make breakfast, do the lunches and still get to school on time. So he slowly got up off his bed and went into the bathroom and had a shower.
(The shower seen was rather uneventful so I emitted it. No one really wanted details, did they?)
When Shinji emerged from the shower he was surprised to see Asuka standing in the kitchen cooking breakfast. Since it was his turn to do the cooking he was very surprised that Asuka was doing something she didn't have to. He was so surprised that he didn't even notice the towel slip from around his waist and land on the floor.
When Asuka turned around to tell Shinji breakfast was ready she was shocked at the sight of him standing naked with his mouth open and the towel around his ankles.
Most girls would have turned away embarrassed but Asuka had a way about her. She could turn any situation into a positive one. Well, at least from her perspective.
"Gee Shinji, I thought it was only guys who were good looking that liked to show themselves off," Asuka said. She then laughed and pointed at Shinji's package. "I guess the little boys like to come out and play too, huh?"
To add some flavour to the story I think a challenge should be put to the author as to how many names he can come up with for penis throughout the story. Let's see what you got.
(Marzee smiles broadly)
Shinji, being totally clueless, looked down and finally realised that his manhood was showing. He quickly grabbed the towel, wrapped it around his waist and ran to his room faster then Elton John after buying that low cut purple dress he found at the shopping centre.
Asuka frowned at the open door that Shinji had run out of.
"Such a wimp. I don't even know if it was small or not," Asuka said, before sighing. "If only Kaji hadn't locked the door every time he had a shower on the trip here I would have had something to go on". She turned around and continued cooking breakfast.
*****
By the time Shinji returned to the kitchen, Asuka had finished breakfast and she, along with Misato, was currently eating breakfast. Shinji noticed that a plate had been placed in front of his seat, which was next to Asuka, so he walked over and sat down.
Misato gave Shinji a warm smile as he sat down. "Happy Birthday Shinji-kun," she said happily before standing up, walking around the table and embracing the boy.
Shinji smiled and hugged Misato back, noticing that she hadn't bothered to put on a bra so early in the morning. He may be able to use this against Kaji later on.
Misato then when and sat back down before reaching under the table and retrieving the present she had left on the chair next to hers.
"Happy Birthday Shinji-kun," Misato repeated, handing him the present with a loving smile on her face.
Shinji took the present and stared at it in his hands. It was a present slightly bigger then Shinji's whole hand. He was a little worried that it may contain something along the lines of what he had received earlier in the morning. He knew Asuka was obviously not involved but he was unsure about Misato. Father had mentioned only four, but there may be more.
He slowly unwrapped the present to reveal a……….
New Sony SDAT player.
Shinji was excited. Sony made the best SDAT players. Opening the box Shinji found the player, which was slightly smaller then his old one, a pair of earphones and some batteries.
"Th….Than…Thank you, Misato," Shinji stammered. It was the best gift he had ever been given. It was also the biggest sign of affection anyone had ever shown towards him.
"You're welcome, Shinji-kun," Misato said, smiling. His reaction was one of surprise and happiness, which was what she was hopping for. "You seem to use that other one of yours quite a bit and when I picked it up one day I noticed it was an old model and thought you might like a new one".
Shinji nodded and placed his present on the table, wrapping everything up to make sure it was protected. He then began to eat again, with a small smile on his face this time. Misato, however, looked slightly perplexed.
Um……Asuka, don't you have something to give to Shinji?" Misato asked, wondering if the girl had bothered to buy Shinji anything.
Asuka stopped eating and nodded. Since Shinji hadn't expected anything he looked up surprised, just in time to see Asuka's palm heading for his face. When it connected Shinji was thrown from his chair and landed on the ground. Still dazed, Shinji stared at the ceiling like he had been hit with a baseball bat. If Asuka had of had one handy he probably would have been.
"Asuka," Misato yelled out, shocked. "Why did you do that?"
Asuka turned away from the boy and pointed a finger at him, accusingly. "He had the nerve to reveal his doodle to me while I was cooking breakfast. I don't care if it's his birthday. You don't do that to a girl of my standing," Asuka replied, angrily.
Yeah, Bitchy Asuka is in the house. When is she not? –ed
Misato stared back at Asuka blankly. "What's a doodle?"
Asuka blushed. "You know… his winky".
Misato looked at Shinji, questionably. She still didn't understand what Asuka was talking about.
"His penis, God damn it! He revealed himself to me," Asuka yelled across the table.
"Oh," Misato replied, intelligibly. She then glared at Shinji. Had he had not already been on the ground, he would have been now.
"It….it…it wasn't my fault!" Shinji stammered a response. "Asuka was cooking and I couldn't believe it. I didn't notice when my towel fell down".
"What are you saying?" Asuka yelled. "That I don't do my chores??"
Shinji began to wonder if it was all worth it. Maybe he should just become a mute or something.
He shook his head. "No. It's just that it was my turn to cook breakfast and when I seen you doing it for me I was surprised, that's all," Shinji attempted to recover a little dignity.
Misato smiled slyly. "He's got a point. You did something nice for Shinji and I didn't even have to ask".
Now Asuka was on the defensive. "Well… my birthday is on a day when I cook so I was just sending Shinji the message that I want him to cook on my birthday. So don't forget, baka". Asuka then looked at the clock. "Shit, it's nearly time for school". She ran off to have a shower, forgetting about Shinji's present and leaving him in the kitchen with Misato.
Misato looked over to Shinji, who had now picked himself of the floor and had sat back down in his seat. "Shinji, just because you're fifteen doesn't mean you can just go around naked in this house," she said smiling. "I think I might get Kaji to have a talk to you. I'll see if he can come over after school".
She then stood up and walked into the lounge room, on her way to her room.
Great, Shinji thought, "just what I need, Kaji to explain the benefits of having two women at once…again".
Shinji stood up and took the plates to the sink.
As he began to wash up he began to wonder if Asuka did buy him a present like she said.
*****
Authors Notes
*****
Well, what did you think? Some R&R would be good. Whether it is good, bad or ugly, it's all welcome.
The next chapter, which I'm going to start over the next couple of days, will be about their day at school and then chapter 4 will be about after school and a party. That's the plan anyway. Next chapter should be done soon.
Thanks to Bene for pre-reading. I'm not that flash with English and Bene gives me an idea of how good the story is as well.
The first chapter of NGE: Reincarnation will be out soon. It's a more serious attempt at a continuation fic. Check it out soon.
See ya,
Marzee
