The Swamps of Naboo
*Qui-gon and Obi-wan have landed on Naboo and have been seperated. We find Obi-wan is in search of his master...*

Obi-wan: *yelling* "Qui-gon! Qui-gon!? Where the hell are you? Qui-Gon!?"

Qui-gon: *is at the other end of the swamp and is running for his life because he's about to be run over by a MTT* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jar Jar: *is just now noticing the Jedi and huge machines that are heading straight for him* "Oh no!"
Qui-gon: "Get outta here!"
Jar Jar: *is frozen with fear*
Qui-Gon: "Hey! Get out of the way!!"
Jar Jar: *still not moving*
Qui-Gon: *flips over Jar Jar and keeps running*
Jar Jar: *is decapitated by the MTT and trampled by the fleeing swamp creatures*
Qui-Gon: *looks back to survey the damage and sees what remains of Jar Jar* "Dumbass."

Obi-Wan: *turns and notices his master* "There you are! Where were you?"
Qui-Gon: "Never mind that my padawan learner, now..."
Obi-Wan: "Master, I literally ran into a creature that could help us get to Theed!"
Jar Jar: *steps out from behind Obi-wan* "Hello dellee!"
Qui-Gon: "What the hell? You were killed!!"
Jar Jar: "Uh huh!"
Qui-Gon: "Well then, how did you...?"
Jar Jar: "My no know. Meesa did not write dee script!"
Qui-gon: "Righhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht..."
Obi-Wan: "Anyway master, he's going to take us to his underwater village and the leaders there can help us."
Jar Jar: "Yes! Now follow meesa into that lake that hasa soodenly appeared from nowheres!" *he then does a spastic jump into the water*
Obi-Wan: *tries to do the same jump but ends up doing a belly flop. there is a loud and sickening SMACK!! and Obi-Wan sinks into the water*
Qui-Gon: "Oooh...I keep telling him not to show off." *Qui-gon then expertly back flips into a mid-air corkscrew and dives perfectly into the water without making a splash*