Note: Just so you know, I'm not in love with Phil nor think he's hot. I think He's cool and all but this is just a joke fic. I did a fortune telling test on the net. I posted it in my live journal. It said" Hairy guys named Phil like your Style". And I thought straight to Prince Phil and well the joke stuck.So I decided to write about me and Phil for the heck of it. Also, I really don't care much of Gendo either.sorry, he's ok.(btw he's from Eva.). And just to let you know.yes, I did write One Ring to Rhyme them all, if your questioning my sanity.

Hairy Guys named Phil like you Style By Bethany

Narrator: One day Prince Phil got real lonely. He didn't have anyone around except servants and stuff. Infact Amelia either seemed to be traveling or with Zelgadiss. So he decided to get a girl friend. Phil started by looking in the personals. And it just so happened Amelia was home on that day.

Phil: What do you think about this one? She seems pretty cool.

Amelia: Daddy.that's a guy.

Phil: Are you sure? This Nuriko person looks mighty fine!

Amelia: Um Daddy.that's a guy .

Phil: * looks at the top * Oops well it looks like your right. * Changes pages * Here we go!!! Hey how about her? She's a little young but man I like her style!!!

Amelia: A little young? DADDY SHE'S YOUNGER THEN ME!!!!!!!!!

Phil: Well she maybe only 16 but man I like her style.

Amelia: Well if your happy I guess I don't care. Hey Daddy I need to go. I said I met up with Mr. Zelgadiss to day. * leaves *

(A/N, Normal Amelia would probably care more but.she's going on a date with Zel.)

Phil: Ok. Have Fun!!! *dials number *

Bethany: Hello?

Phil: Hello!!! I'm answering you Ad in the paper. I like your style!!!

Me: That's nice but who are you?

Phil: The names Prince Phileonal of Sayruun but you can call me Prince Phil.

Me: Really? Cool!!! * Thinks * * to self * wait this is Amelia's big scary dad.what should I say? *To Phil * So do you want to date me?

Phil: Yes!!! I like your style. But I do have one question.

Me: Um that would be?

Phil: Do you like justice and try to up hold it when you can?

Me: Yes I love justice. But I don't tell many people about that kinda stuff.

Phil: Sounds Good!!!

Me: Well I dunno if I want to date you.

Phil: Why not?

Me: Well Gendo asked me just yesterday and I think he's pretty cool.

Phil: I know where to kind good Doujinshi

Me: huh?

Phil: and I'll get you all the Team Rocket one's you want.

Me: well.

Phil: I even get some Mr. Zelgadiss Greywords and my daughter doujinshi for your friend.

Kelly: *holds a knife to Bethany's throat* I NEED THEM!!!

Me: Ack!! Ok I'll go!!

Phil: ok see ya tomorrow

~Next day~

N: So Phil and Bethany are sitting in eating dinner.

Phil: So what kind of stuff are you interested in?

Me: Well I play the Viola, um I like anime, and ahh Video Games, and um Kenshin.

Phil: Really? That's interesting.

~Awkward silence~

Phil: So Bethany well will you marry me?

Bethany: EH???

Phil: Please?

Bethany: I dunno.

Phil: I'm sorry if I rushed it but I like your style!!!

Gendo: Bethany, Will you marry me?

Bethany: ::With shoujo:: Yes, my love

~Bethany and Gendo walk off~

~Later~

Amelia: I'm sorry your date didn't work out daddy Phil: That's ok,:: looks at personals:: Hey what about this Utena girl?

Amelia: Daddy, that's the female looking for female page.

The end





~disclaimer~

All the proper characters are belong to the owners of them. Except me Bethany. I not a character. I hope this fic was enjoyable, stylish, and refreshing. However I not wanna be sued. Please don't I have not money.