Steve Irwin was enjoying the sight through his camcorder viewfinder. Kitty Pryde's svelte, elegant figure was showed off nicely by her leotard and her somewhat frizzy brown hair was bobbing about beguilingly as she went through her exercise regime.
"Crikey check this beautiful Sheila out. This friends is the Shadow Cat a small and beautiful feline previously looked after by the Canadian Wolverine before he moved on to the Sparkling mall rat. She's a gorgeous little cat and I can't wait to get up close and personal with her."
"Look at the time. I'd better get going if I don't want to be late for the art exhibition. Peter said I'd love the portrait he did of me."
Kitty swiftly changed into slacks and blouse and was ready to go. As she was in a hurry she simply phased through the wall. A frown marred her features as she was sure she could spot someone lurking behind a wall.
"Just check that out. She walked right through that wall with her ability to phase. That's a real useful power that this small but beautiful cat possesses."
Kitty's eyes blazed with anger as she realized that some creep had a camcorder and was filming her. She was looking forward to demonstrating her Ninja training on that pervert. Steve Irwin nearly had a heart attack when Kitty Pryde phased through the wall right in front of him.
"Strewth. Just check that out. We got a real close up of her phasing ability there. Look at how angry she looks. I don't think our little kitty cat likes being spied on."
"Too right I don't creep."
Kitty phased through the camcorder disrupting its circuitry and rendering it useless. Steve realized that he was probably going to receive the same fate.
"Err you're alright mate?" gulped the Crocodile Hunter.
Sensibly he took to his heels and fled at top speed. He only paused to hide behind a wall and catch his breath. Gazing and wheezing he mopped his brow and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Crikey I think I had another lucky escape there. It just goes to show that even small and beautiful cats can really get mean when they get annoyed. I sure would have liked a closer view of that gorgeous girl though."
Kitty then appeared again phasing through the wall.
"You're about to find out just how mean this Kitty can get when she's really annoyed you stupid Aussie jerk."
She then proceeded to inflict a great deal of extremely gratuitous physical violence on the hapless Crocodile Hunter before finally phasing him through the brick wall and leaving him trapped there by his boots. Finally she smiled triumphantly and went off to the art exhibition where she planned to have a word with Peter.
Steve awoke some time later to find a tall muscular, blue eyed, black haired Russian looming over him. Peter's handsome face was marred by an angry glare.
"Crikey the Russian Collosus and he's gorgeous. You're alright aren't you mate."
"Nyet my tovarisch, I am most unhappy at you harassing my good friend Kitty Pryde. I am sorry that I have to teach you a lesson. I hope you realize that this will hurt you a lot more than it hurts me."
Collosus shifted to his organic steel form and at that point it may be best to draw a veil over this unhappy scene. Never fear though because the Crocodile Hunter will be back sooner or later to harass more mutants. You would think he'd learned his lesson by now.
