3:47 PM 7/19/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "The Brak Show"
Brak's Mom: It's the first house on the left, you can't miss it.
Brak's Dad: Except for the fact that you already did.

Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Hello and welcome our newest story "Up Up and Away!" along with our newest Reviewer Request Corner! Today's was
by Miss Sheba who suggested we have Veggie give us a tour of his room.
Goku: (grinning) (bouncing up and down on Veggie's waterbed) And *bounce* that's why *bounce* we're in *bounce* the bestest
most amazing room in all of Capsule Corp instead of at the studio! VEGGIE'S ROOM! *bounce*
Vegeta: [kicks the door open; panting] Runs off and leaves me back there, honestly--AHH! [shrieks and points at Son who is
currently still bouncing and making a mess in general of Veggie's bed] GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF!
Chuquita: (innocenty) Get WHO off?
Vegeta: KAKARROT!!! HE'S ON MY BED! GETTING HIS FILTHY KAKO-GERMS ALL OVER IT!!
Chuquita: (glances at the bed; Son is hiding under the sheets; but is sitting up straight so it looks like there's a giant
mountain on the bed) Really? Uhhh, I don't see anything.
Goku: [sticks his hand out from under the sheets and gives them a thumbs-up sign]
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You people are truely morons, you know that. [walks over to Son and rips the sheets off him] NOW GET
YOUR HUGE BODY OFF OF MY BED!!!
Goku: (whimpers) But It's comfy...
Vegeta: I DON'T CARE NOW GET OFF IT!!
Goku: (pouts and does so) [dusts himself off]
Vegeta: (grumbles) For crying outloud! Do you know what would happen if Onna decided to drop by and smelled YOUR odor on MY
bed! SHE'D KILL ME--or, TRY to kill me. AND THEN SHE'D TAKE YOU BACK HOME, LOCK YOU IN THE BASEMENT AND I'D NEVER SEE YOU
AGAIN!!!
Goku: (whispers to Chu) But we don't HAVE a basement at my house.
Chuquita: Vedge, Chi-Chi's not coming anywhere near here. Besides, we're here for the tour so-- [she and Son pull out a pair
of fancy cameras, some sunglasses, and a couple flower lays] --start touring!
Goku: (grins at his flower lay) I'm a hula King!
Vegeta: ... (looks around his room) Uhh, oh-kay, let me see...
Chuquita: ...
Goku: ...
Vegeta: Well, this is it. (shrugs)
[Son & Chu fall to the floor animT style]
Chuquita: WAAAAHHHH!!!
Goku: (accusingly) Little Veggie we know there is more in this room than what is just able to be seen here!
Vegeta: Alright, alright, (grumbles) just don't touch anything. [walks over to a cabinet] THIS is the cabinet I keep most of
my training clothes in, [pulls out the three bottom drawers; one consisting of shirts/pants, boots, and gloves]
Chuquita: (sarcasm) Yawn.
Goku: (complaining) VEGGIE SHOW US SOMETHING NEAT!
Vegeta: (glares at them, points to top drawer) This drawer contains some of the few items from Planet Bejito-sei that I have
managed to save over the years.
Goku: (eyes widen in amazement) OoooooOOOoooh! (squeals) LEMMIE SEE!
Vegeta: (nervous) CALM DOWN! [opens the drawer to reveal it near-empty with the exception of about 8 or 9 items] This is a
medallion capable of hypnotizing peasants. As you can see from the outside of it it display's the royal family's insignia.
Goku: [grabs the medallion] Ooh! It looks like a little Veggie!
Chuquita: (blinks at the insignia) Hey, I never noticed that. It DOES look kind of like Veggie-head. Wearing saiyajin armor
of course.
Vegeta: (snatches the medallion) GIVE ME THAT! [puts it back in the drawer] [takes something else out] And THIS was my crown!
[proudly holds up a child-sized crown that reads saiyajin no ouji on it in gold lettering]
Goku: Wow! You mean Veggie ACTUALLY used to be even littler than he is now!
Vegeta: ACK! [facefaults]
Chuquita: Hahaha! I wonder how he held all that hot-air in such a little head!
Goku: Heeheehee!
Vegeta: Grrr...YOU KNOW IF YOU TWO ARE GOING TO KEEP SASSING ME THAN THE TOUR WILL END STARTING NOW!
Goku: (gasps) Oh I am sorry little Veggie! I won't make fun of you ever again!
Vegeta: (smirks) Good. Now let's continue... [walks the other saiyajin to another part of the room]
Chuquita: (smiles; turns to the audiance) Today's story has to do with superheros!
Goku: (grins) Like me!
Chuquita: Actually, you're one of the villains.
Vegeta: (perks up) (evil smile) Reeeeaaaaallly?
Goku: (uneasy) ...why did you say "really" like that?
Vegeta: (gulps) Uhh, no reason.
Chuquita: Anyway, this little fic's been turning around in my head for a while, I hope you like it!

Summary: Saiyaman and Saiyagirl. They can beat anybody..right? According to Chi-Chi they can. After watching her boastful
interview our favorite ouji's out to prove her wrong. What happens when Veggie decides to create a supervillain squad
composed of himself and Goku? Will Saiyaman and Saiyagirl save Gohan's "kidnapped" mother and younger brother? Will Videl
ever get that funky smell out of her helmet?

Goku: (gasp) Cute little ME? A SUPERVILLAIN?!
Vegeta: (snickers) Actually I can see some pretty big things for us if we ever decided to join forces, Kakarrotto.
Chuquita: (rolls her eyes) Oh brother.
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" *BANG* *ZOOM* OH NO! BOSS LOOK OUT! "
" AHHHHH--*CRASH*!! "
" Hahaha! " Vegeta laughed as he watched the TV, " Those hampsters crack me up. " he took another sip of his Pepsi.
" Ohhhhhhhhh... " the front door just ahead of him kicked open and two figures covered in green goop sluggishly
walked inside. Well, the first one sluggishly walked inside, the second marched proudly, whistling to itself.
" So! How's the happy couple? Back from another day of fighting evil over-sized monsters I see! " Vegeta mockingly
cackled at them.
" Shutup shorty. " the first one muttered, taking her helmet off and sitting down in the kitchen.
" Hey Vegeta have you seen Bulma? " the second one took his own helmet off as well, " We need her to make some
adjustments to our super-suits. "
" Down in the lab, Kaka-spawn. " Vegeta replied, his eyes frozen on the TV screen, " Stupid commercials. "
" UGH! "
" *splat!* " Vegeta cringed to see a glob of the goo had splattered all over the back of his head, " Ech. Watch
where your throwing that stuff supergirl! " he grumbled, then paused as Videl stomped over infront of him, furious.
" IT'S SAIYAGIRL! "
" Yeah yeah, whatever. " Vegeta chuckled, " So? Enjoying life in Kaka-land? "
" Kaka-land? " she looked at him skeptically.
" Yes, you know, that state of being that effects all people who come into close contact or relations with anyone
containing a large amount of Kaka-genes where it's nearly IMPOSSIBLE to say NO to whatever source is supplying you with
kaka-germs. " the ouji rubbed his hands together, slightly frustrated.
" No? HA! I WISH I COULD SAY NO! I SAID "why do you have to fight crime in that goofy outfit! I fight crime in my
regular clothes and I still win!" and then Gohan said, "well I bet you could practically double the amount of badguys we stop
if YOU had a cool outfit like MINE--hey--I got it! You could be my sidekick! Wouldn't that be cool!" and I said, "WHAT ARE
YOU! CRAZY! I'D NEVER GO PARADING AROUND IN SOME STUPID COSTUME LIKE THAT!".... "
" ... "
" ... "
Vegeta scoffed, " And yet here you are parading around in-- "
" Aww shaddup! " Videl groaned, wiping the goop off her shoulder, " YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WENT THROUGH THIS
MORNING!! "
" LITTLE VEGGIE COME PLAY PRETEND WITH ME! " Goku squealed, sticking his head out of one of the doors upstairs.
Vegeta sweatdropped and sunk into his chair.
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, don't I? " Vegeta laughed nervously at her.
" Veggie? Veggie you down there? " Goku shouted, worried. Vegeta gulped, " Hey, Videl! Is Veggie down there? "
" Oh! Yes! Here he is! " Videl grinned widely, pointing at the chair.
Vegeta snarled at her, " Why you Onna-ish brat I oughta-- "
" VEGGIE! " Goku teleported beside him on the chair, " Why hel-lo little Veggie! I've been looking EVERYWHERE for
you! " he gave Vegeta a big hug, causing the ouji's face to glow bright red, " You scared me SO MUCH! " he pouted.
" Did I? " the ouji said in a daze.
" Mmm-hmm. " Goku sniffled, hugging tighter. He pushed himself away from Vegeta and perked up, " But now I've found
you and we can go finish our game of pretend! "
" But--but my show...it's not over yet and they haven't come back from the commercials and-- " Vegeta stuttered.
" BYE VIDEL! " Goku waved to her happily, then teleported himself and Vegeta out of the room.
" Don't worry! I'll tell you what happens! " Videl called out after them, then sighed and sat back on the couch,
" Finally some peace and quiet. "
" HEY VIDEL! COME DOWN HERE AND GET A LOOK AT THESE COOL LASERS BULMA INSTALLED IN OUR HEAD-GEAR!! " Gohan peered
out of the lab, grinning excitedly.
" NOT NOW! I'm trying to relax and I KNOW any minute now the hotline's going to start ringing and we're going to have
to save the day from another stupid monster or a bank robbery or something so will you please give me just 5 minutes to take
a rest and see the rest of shorty's cartoon here because I really don't feel like looking at any stupid lasers right now! "
she groaned. Gohan walked up to her and gave her a kiss on the cheek.
" *smile* "
" ... "
" ... "
" Buuuuut, what do I know. " she sighed, then got up and followed him to the lab, smiling at him.


" Aww, VEH-GEE! " Goku whined, " I don't wanna! "
" HEY! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO INTERUPTED MY HAMPSTER SOAP OPERA FOR A GAME OF "Let's pretend" SO _I_ SHOULD GET TO PICK
WHAT WE PLAY! " Vegeta shouted as they sat him the ouji's room.
" But Veggie everytime you choose I'm either the peasant, the servant, or the maiden in distress. AND I DON'T LIKE
EITHER ONE OF THOSE! "
" But you're so good at those. So very convincing. " the ouji smiled.
" REAAAAALLLLLY, little Veggie? " Goku looked at him with big sparkily eyes.
" Duh, really. " Vegeta tried to keep himself from glowing.
" Oh little buddy! That's so sweet of you! " Goku hugged the ouji, " I think you make a great actor too! "
" Why thank you Kakarrotto-chan. " Vegeta beamed, still glowing bright red.
" SO! " Goku let go of him, " What should we play? "


" You won't get away with this Evil Mc.Evilman! " Goku shouted at Pookee; Vegeta's stuffed teddy bear; who was
sitting on the ouji's TV set wearing a black cape, hat, and fake mustache.
" ... "
" Oh yeah? Well your mommy wears army boots! "
" ... "
" Train? What train? " Goku blinked, then shrieked at the plastic toy train that was slowly chugging towards him.
"Pookee" had tied Goku to the train track and was holding the televison remote which 'supposedly' controled the movement of
the train, " EEK! THE TRAIN! THE TRAIN IS COMING SOMEBODY HELP ME! SOMEBODY SAVE ME! "
" Da da da da da DA da da da da! " heroic music blasted from the small cassette player in Vegeta's hand, " Da da da
DA! *click*! " he spoke up, " Never fear citizen, for I have come to save you! "
" IT'S THE MASKED AVENGER! " Goku cheered, raising his arms in the air and thereby ripping apart the ropes around
him, " Whoops. " he quickly re-tied himself to the train track and grinned. Both Vegeta and Pookee sweatdropped.
" Yes, it is I, the MASKED AVENGER! " Vegeta announced, wearing a red cape around his neck and a black piece of cloth
with eye-holes around his head.
" Hurry Masked Avenger! The train is a-pproaching! I am in dire need of assistance! " Goku fake-panicked, " Oww! "
he yelped suddenly. The small plastic train was repeatedly backing up and bumping into his side, trying to drive past Goku,
" Oww oww oww oww--VEGGIE THIS HURTS MAKE IT STOP! " he wailed, pointing to the train.
" Ha-ha! HERE I am! " Vegeta flew over to him, " Stop right there you miserable piece of plastic! " he put his foot
inbetween the train's path and Goku's side, causing the train to ram straight up Vegeta's leg and knocking him from under the
chin each time a cart came by. The train continued chugging up into the air until gravity took hold and it fell back down,
only to have Vegeta angrily lash out and snap the thing in two, " STUPID JUNK! HOW DARE YOU WHACK THE GREAT AND POWERFUL
SAIYAJIN NO OUJI IN THE FACE!!! " he threw it to the ground.
" Lala lala la. " Goku whistled as if to get attention. Vegeta, remembering he was there, turned to Goku, " Veggie
gonna untie me or just leave me on the floor the rest of the day? "
" Huh? OH! Hai! " Vegeta quickly untied the bigger saiyajin.
" My HERO! " Goku giggled, squeezing Vegeta, " You SAVED me! "
" Why yes my fair maiden, I DID _SAVE_ you, didn't I? " Vegeta boasted proudly.
" THE END! " Goku chirped happily, " And now I am going to change out of this itchy dress and back into my gi. " he
headed for the bathroom.
" Whatsa matter? You don't like being the maiden? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" NO! I don't like having to wear this poopy dress either! I look stupid. " Goku pouted, grabbing his gi and exiting
the room.
" ...I don't think you look stupid. " Vegeta offered, now talking to the door Goku had left through, " Oh well, we
still had fun anyway didn't we Pookee? " he grinned as he took his stuffed teddy bear and placed it on his lap.
" ... "
" You like playing the bad guy, eh? Huh, who'd have guessed it. " he took the remote out of Pookee's paws and turned
the TV on, displaying the news.
" So you say your son is quite the visionary, is that right? "
" Well, yes, but then again he's been a natural genius since before birth. Why I remember actually feeling his
intellegence while he was still in the womb. "
Vegeta's jaw hung open to find the newswoman was interviewing none other than Chi-Chi. The words at the bottom read
nothing more than Saiyaman's mother.
" HA! Look at Onna, making a fool of herself on TV. "natural genius before birth" "feeling his intellegence inside
the womb", what a butt-load! KAKARROTTO! COME QUICK! ONNA'S EMBARASSING HERSELF ON NATIONAL TELEVISION! " Vegeta shouted at
the bathroom door. Goku burst into the room clad only in his boxers and his little blue wrist thingys.
" CHI-CHAN'S ON TV! WHERE! " he looked around eagerly.
Vegeta pointed casually to the TV screen. Goku teleported across the room and sat down next to Vegeta and Pookee.
" Wow Chi-chan sure looks pretty on TV. " Goku smiled.
" Hmmph, they say the camera adds 10 pounds. " Vegeta boasted.
" ...to what? "
" ... "
" ... "
" Kakarrot why do I bother. " Vegeta sighed, shaking his head.
" Aww, that's because YOU LOVE ME! " Goku grinned at the ouji.
" AHH-I-SAID-NOTHING-OF-THE-SORT!!! " Vegeta shrieked, his face glowing bright red. He had one hand now on either
side of his glowing cheeks.
" Silly Veggie. You don't have to bother expressing it in words! I can feel it in your SOUL. " Goku's eyes widened on
the last word, then returned to normal.
Vegeta gulped, then scooted about a foot away from Goku on the bed, trying to lighten the deep glow on his face; the
ouji was now frozen stiff.
" And he could do level 8 algebra AND lift the refridgerator by age 3! " Chi-Chi went about boasting to the reporter
about her son, "The Great Saiyaman".
Goku sweatdropped, " That's not true. She didn't even let me train Gohan till he was 8! "
" Hmm. " Vegeta smirked, the workings of an evil plan formulating in his mind.
" So what your saying is that your son, also known as the great Saiyaman, is practically invinsible! " another
newsman said, shoving a second microphone in Chi-Chi's face.
" Invinsible? HA! In fact he's unbeatable! " the Chi-Chi on the TV screen folded her arms, " Why there isn't a person
on Earth that he and his rich sidekick/girlfriend, Saiyagirl can't beat! "
" And yet she sees the fact that I'M rich and YOUR little buddy as a bad thing. " Vegeta muttered. Goku just shook
his head and sighed at the TV.
" Really? Would you like to add on that? " the man asked.
" Oh yes, that's right, inflate her ego even more why don't ya. " Vegeta grumbled.
" Well, my genius/superpowered son was also the one who defeated Cell all those years ago-- "
" --and because he had to show off Onna-style he ended up MAKING ME LOSE MY KAKA-TIME FOR 7 YEARS!!! " Vegeta snarled
Goku sniffled, " I missed you too little Veggie. "
" And him beating that big green bug was NOTHING! Heck, WE were the ones who ESSENTIALLY beat Majin Buu! " Vegeta
waved his arms in the air.
" Thanks to Veggie's engenius strateegees and my energy-gathering ablilty we saved the day TOGETHER! " Goku clasped
his hands together and beamed at the ouji, who turned the other way before his face had a chance to glow; whistling a nervous
tune. He sighed sadly, " And yet we did not get any recognition for it. "
" Yeah, stupid media. " Vegeta crossed his arms, then smirked at the TV.
" --yes, well Will, the main fact is that there is absolutely NO VILLAIN on the face of the planet that can DEFEAT,
OUTWIT, OR OUT MATCH my baby! "
Vegeta pressed the remote, shutting the TV off, " Wanna bet? " he turned to Goku, " Say, Kakay, how'd you like to
take this little game of "pretend" to the next level, eh? "
Goku cocked his head to the side, confused, " What do you mean little Veggie? "
" I'm saying that the Masked Avenger may be switching to the side of EVIL or a little while. " Vegeta adjusted his
mask.
Goku gasped, " OH VEGGIE HE COULDN'T! The Masked Avenger's my favorite he'd never become a bad guy. " he said,
worried.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " You moron! _I'M_ the Masked Avenger! " he lifted up his mask.
" *gasp* I never would have guessed! " Goku said, shocked.
" As I said it would only be temporary, " the ouji re-adjusted his mask over his eyes, " Say, Kakarrotto, how would
you like to play a game of pretend with not only me, but Onna and Gohan and Goten and the whole rest of the city? "
Goku's eyes widened with joy, " You mean like a city-wide game of "play pretend"??? "
" Yup. " the ouji smiled.
" That would be....THE GREATEST GAME EVER!!!! " Goku cheered happily, bouncing around the room anxiously.
" Heh-heh-heh.. " Vegeta rubbed his hands together, " Perfect. Now, Kakarrotto, here's the plotline for the game. "
Vegeta cleared his throat, " I, the "Masked Avenger", must reclaim his title of the world's greatest superhero by outwitting
the so-called UNoutwittable Saiyateam by kidnapping the very person who claims the Saiyateam is an unbeatable force--Onna! "
" WOW VEGGIE! Just like in the movies! " Goku grinned widely.
" Yes, only better because this 'movie' contains my natural royal-sneakiness! " Vegeta said proudly, then smirked at
the bigger saiyajin, " You know, Kakay, I'm going to need someone to aid me in my "evil plot". You know, a sidekick,
a companion, a special attendent, a BIG BUDDY... "
" OOH! ME ME ME!! " Goku squealed, waving his arm in the air with excitement.
" Aww, does Kakay wanna be my VERY own VERY special sidekick? " the ouji giggled, embarassed.
Goku took a deep breath, then squealed at the top of his lungs, " HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII----heeheehee, hai. " he grinned.
" ... " Vegeta sweatdropped, " Ehh...why do I even bother! "


" Veggie what are you doing with your head in your closet? " Goku asked curiously, now completely back in his gi and
hovering with his feet indian-style. His elbows on his knees and his cheeks resting in his hands.
" I'm trying to find something for you to wear. If you're going to be my sidekick you at least need a costume! "
Vegeta said while looking through a box in the closet.
" Hn, can't I just wear a mask and a cape like you. I can just grab a towel from the bathroom and I'm sure Bulma
won't mind if I use one of her washtowels to punch a couple holes in it for a mask. " Goku pouted.
" NO WAY! " the ouji snapped at him, " As my sidekick I get to choose your sidekicking attire. "
" Ohhhh...that's not fair. " Goku folded his arms, then floated towards the prince, " So what does little Veggie
think his "sidekick" should wear? "
" Heh. I was thinking something sassy but not too fancy, you knowhatImean? " Vegeta said, holding up a piece of
cloth.
" ... " Goku blinked, " NOPE! " he chirped.
Vegeta facefaulted, " --GAH! Ehhhhh, Kakarrotto you are hopeless! "
" Ooh! Lookit these pretty outfits hanging on the rack back here! " Goku said in awe, staring at the row of what
looked like unused clothes.
" AHH! HEY GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF MY CLOSET, BAKA! " Vegeta shrieked, kicking the larger saiyajin away. He whipped out
the box and slammed the door shut, " Can I keep NO privacy while you're around!!! "
" Yes, no, maybe? " Goku grinned at him.
Vegeta blinked, utterly confused, " OOH! CUT THAT OUT! " he yelled, shaking his fist in the air, " Stupid Kakarrot!
No wonder Onna doesn't want him in my room! Even _I_ am starting to think it's a bad idea to bring him in here! "
" Yoo-hoo-hoo! Little Veggie look at me! " Goku said in a sing-song voice from behind him. Vegeta narrowed his eyes
in resentment.
" I'm not sure I even want to. "
" Aww, come on! I'm so preeeeeettttyyy! " the larger saiyajin said, then burst into laughter.
" ERR, KAKARROT WILL YOU PLEASE LET ME--EEK! " Vegeta gasped in terror. Goku was now wearing what appeared to be a
fluffy pink robe overtop of his gi.
" Isn't it beautiful little Veggie! I found it in the closet! " Goku giggled, " AND it fits me just right! Isn't that
funny! Like it was made just for ME! "
" GIVE ME THAT!! " Vegeta yanked the robe off him and shook it out like a rug, " Honestly! This is not for NOW. It's
for a certain time! " he muttered, " I DON'T GO DRESSING UP IN CLOTHES I FIND IN YOUR ROOM DO I!!! " he snapped at Goku.
" I--I don't know, do you? " Goku backed away.
" ... "
" ... "
" WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!! " Vegeta said, offended, putting the robe back in the back of the closet.
" One that you still haven't answered me yet. " Goku responded.
" ...well I don't think that's any of your business is it. Besides it has nothing to do with the matter at hand. "
Vegeta sputtered, " Now let's find you a costume. " he set the box on his bed. He narrowed his eyes at Goku, " Alright? "
" Alright little Veggie--but you better not have been doing stuff to my clothes in my room when I wasn't lookin... "
Goku trailed off suspicously.
" I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOUR STUPID GI'S YOU BIG IDIOT!!! " Vegeta roared.
Goku looked over his shoulder to avoid eye-contact, " Whatever you say little Veggie... "


" I don't know. It looks a little dark doesn't it? "
" No! Of course not! Look the wristbands and the headband lighten it up. And look! You've got a pretty cape too! "
Vegeta said, trying to butter him up.
Goku frowned at himself in the mirror, " But I look like I'm EVIL! "
" No! NO! You don't look "evil". You look "PRETEND" evil. " he patted the larger saiyajin on the shoulder.
" You--think so? "
" Yes of course I think so. "
" Really? "
" Really. " the ouji sweatdropped.
" Reeeeeeeaaaaaaalllllllyyyyy? " Goku looked down at the ouji with big sparkily eyes.
" YES REALLY!! " Vegeta gritted through his teeth, beginning to get annoyed.
" WOO-HOO! LOOKIT ME EVERBODY--- " Goku paused and glanced about the room, " I mean, LOOKIT ME POOKEE VEGGIE AND
VEGGIE'S ROOM! I'M EEEEeeeEEEEEEeeeVVVvvvvVVvvvvVVVviIiIIIIIIIiiiiIIIillLLLLLLLLL!!!! " he cheered.
Vegeta slapped himself on the forehead.
" Heeheehee. " Goku grinned and looked down at his outfit, which consisted of the afformentioned black cape, a mask
over his eyes similar to Vegeta's along with a training uniform which also beared a similar resemblance to the ouji's, only
matched his cape and mask in color. He kept his orignal boots and was now wearing instead of his regular blue wristbands a
pair of fluffy pink ones. His headband was the same color as his new wristbands only it looked as if it were made of cotton
or satin; a big puffy bow on the headband was on the front right side, slightly tilted.
" Hmm, how about we call you "THE BLACK FOG OF TERROR"!!! " Vegeta suggested, grinning.
Goku looked at the ouji half in pity and half as if he was looking at someone who was slowly losing their mind to
trama and old age, " Umm, I don't think that'll work. "
" Why not! " Vegeta snapped at him.
" Well, first of all it's a really long name and most super-people normally have up to only 3 words instead of 5 per
name. And second---the fuzzy pink stuff kinda blows the whole "terror" part out the window...not to mention the black part
too. I mean, wouldn't this make me "The black and pink fog of terror"?? "
Vegeta glared at him, " Well Pookee's mustache doesn't make HIM look that MENACING but he still wears it anyway!!! "
" ... "
" ... "
" We'll think of a better name for you on the ride up. "
" YAY! "


" Ridin in the car! Ridin in the car with Veh-gee! " Goku sang to himself as he sat in the backseat, leaning over
the driver's seat.
" Must you loom above me like that. It's annoying. " Vegeta grumbled, opening one eye and glancing up at Goku.
" ...oh. Sorry Veggie. " Goku sat back in his seat, " You know Veggie, you still haven't told me where we're going. "
" I'll tell you when we get there. "
" Fair enough. " Goku nodded, " Hmm, if I were a Super Villain what would I be called... " he thought outloud.
" How should I know!....OH! What about "The Evil Mist"! " Vegeta said, tapping on the wheel as they stopped at a red
light.
" Heeheehee. Mist. " Goku giggled.
" Yeah. Hey Kakarrotto do you think you could teleport while giving a "mist"-like effect? That could be your insignia
...you know, if we decide upon that name. " Vegeta said, half-smiling. He turned to the empty passanger seat to his right and
shrieked to see a huge Son-grin hovering there by itself. Seconds later the rest of Goku's body appeared in the seat going
from little powder-ish sprinkles to a solid shape. Vegeta sat there staring at him, scared out of his gourd.
" How's THAT little Veggie? "
" ...well that title's off the list. " Vegeta muttered, creeped out.
" Awww. " Goku pouted, disappointed. He buckled his seat belt and sighed, " I dunno Veggie...you know, I bet I would
look more menacing without the headband and the wristbands. They kinda say "I'm cute" while the rest of the outfit says
"I'm evil". " he reached to take his headband off.
" YOU LEAVE THAT RIGHT WHERE IT IS!!! " Vegeta yelled at him. Goku sweatdropped, " Besides, I already told you, we
are "playing pretend". "Pretend" villains can wear pink and still look evil. "
" You're not wearing any pink. " Goku narrowed his eyes.
" HEY! The Masked Avenger has had this same costume for decades now! It would be voodoo to mess with the formula! "
Vegeta boasted, " That and I like the head and wrist bands on you. "
Goku cocked an eyebrow at him, " Veggie, sometimes I really think you're losing your mind. "
" Nonsense Kakarrotto! " Vegeta scoffed, then groaned to himself, " It moved out years ago. "


" We there yet? " Goku whined, crossing his arms.
" ALMOST. " the ouji gritted through his teeth, " Honestly that's GOT to be the 16th time you've asked that same
question!....about the name-- "
" Aww Veggie not again! " Goku sighed. They had been through nearly 30 different names and neither could agree on any
of them.
" No! This one's good, in fact it's very exotic. " Vegeta smirked.
" Really. " Goku yawned, half interested and half tired of arguing with the saiyajin prince.
" How about Zanahoria! "
" ... "
" ... "
" Zanahoria. It's, umm, it's your saiyajin name in spanish. " Vegeta said with a blank look on his face.
" Yeah, but then you'd call me Zany. You know, crazy, wacky, insane! " Goku exclaimed.
" Kakarrotto you are already all 3 of those things so why should it matter. " Vegeta said flatly.
" ..well, alright. We can use Zana-whatsis. Just as long as you don't make fun of it. " Goku nodded.
" Good---WE'RE HERE! "
" *gasp* YAY! Mf pequeno compeche es muy incredfble! " Goku cheered.
" ... "
" ... "
" --what? " Vegeta blinked, confused.
" LET'S ROLL! " Goku grinned, kicking open his door and literally rolling out of the car and onto the grass. He
laughed, face up, " Heeheehee...that was fun. "
" Yah I'll bet. " Vegeta said sarcastically, standing over him, " NOW GET UP! WE HAVE A JOB TO DO!! " he yelled, then
stomped over to Goku's house. The bigger saiyajin sat up.
" Home? We drove all that way just to get to my home?! " Goku gawked, getting to his feet, " VEGGIE I COULD HAVE
TELEPORTED US HERE IN LESS THAN 3 SECONDS FLAT!!! " he exclaimed.
" The newscrew would have still been here...and besides, we needed to come up with a proper sidekick name for you. "
he explained.
" Veggie you really worry me sometimes. " Goku said, conserned, then perked up, " SO! What's the plan? "
" I already TOLD you the plan, nimrod! We are going to "capture" Onna, take her back to our "hideout", phone the
Saiyateam hotline and...well I'll figure the rest out later! " Vegeta said, peering in through one of the windows.
" ... " Goku scratched his head, " We're not gonna HURT Chi-chan, are we little Veggie? " he said, worried.
" Of course not Kakarrotto-chan. We're playing "pretend", remember. It's all fake. " Vegeta reassured him, " Now we
are going to "pretend" that we're kidnapping her and that we're both on the side of EVIL, got it? "
" HOORAY FOR VEGGIE AND HIS BRILLIANT IM-AGIN-ATION! " Goku threw both arms in the air.
Vegeta sweatdropped.


" *knock* *knock* *knock*! "
" What the--? " Chi-Chi spun around to hear someone knocking at the front door, " Hmm, must be more news reporters
here to congradulate me on birthing the world's greatest superhero! " she boasted, then fixed her hair and opened the door,
" I wonder who it could be this time? CNN, NBC, MSNBCNN? " Chi-Chi blinked when she realized no one was there, " OOFF! " she
yelped as something lept ontop of her, knocking her face-first into the grass and dirt.
" HAHA! WRONG! " a voice laughed from the branches of a tree before her.
" That VOICE. " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
" CORRECT ONNA! For it is _I_! The MASKED AVENGER! " Vegeta lept out of the tree and landed on the ground before her.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped at him.
" Vegeta what do you think you're doing? " she asked, tired.
" *gasp*! I am NOT "Vegeta". I am the MASKED AVENGER! " he corrected her.
Chi-Chi rolled her eyes, " Nooooooo, you're Vegeta with an identity problem. In fact, you always have an identity
problem; but that's besides the fact. "
" I DO NOT--I mean, HE DOES NOT HAVE AN IDENTITY PROBLEM! In fact my secret identity is so secretly guarded even _I_
don't know who I am!!! " Vegeta grinned.
" Ya got that right, Ouji. " Chi-Chi remarked, " NOW WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA! "
" As you may have recently guessed Onna, I came here for a reason. And that reason is to KIDNAP YOU!!! " Vegeta
laughed maniacally.
" ...shouldn't you be kidnapping Go-chan instead? " Chi-Chi asked.
" Go-cha--OH, you mean my SIDEKICK! THE BLACK FOG OF TERROR--THE EVIL MIST--ZANAHORIA! "
" Zana-who? "
" HIIIII!!! " Chi-Chi glanced up to see who it was who had knocked her to the ground.
" Goku!? " she gawked.
" *A-HEM*! " Vegeta made an attention-getting cough, " You mean Zanahoria. "
" I thought it was Kakarrotto. " Chi-Chi blinked at Goku.
" Umm, yeah Zanahoria is spanish for Kakarrotto. " the large saiyajin replied, still sitting on her back.
" Hai. You see, Onna, The Masked Avenger has recently turned to the side of EVIL! "
" You mean you were actually good at one point? "
" ... "
" ... "
" I'll ignore that snide remark. " Vegeta muttered, " Anyways, my dear dear sidekick has ALSO joined the side of EVIL
so that we may dispatch of your annoying Onna-ness...PERMANENTLY. " he smirked.
" WHAT?! MY GO-CHAN WOULD NEVER JOIN THE SIDE OF EVIL YOU LITTLE MONSTER!!! " Chi-Chi yelled at him, then glanced
over at Goku, " Would you Go-chan? "
" Sorry Chi-chan, I already have! " Goku grinned at her. Chi-Chi's face went pale.
" No. NO YOU DIDN'T! YOU COULDN'T YOU WOULDN'T I WON'T LET YOU!!! " she screamed in absolute horror.
" Tsk tsk tsk, you're a little too late for that Onna! " Vegeta snickered, " KAKARROTTO! Tie her up and throw her in
the backseat! "
" ...uh, Veggie? "
" WHAT! "
" I don't have any rope. "
Vegeta grumbled, a vein bulging on the side of his forehead, " WELL THEN GO FIND SOME! "
" HI DADDY! HI UNCLE VEGGIE! HI MOMMY! " the trio turned to Goten, who was smiling widely at them while playing
jumprope, " Whatcha doin? "
" GOTEN! " Chi-Chi grinned with relief, " Goten! Mommy needs your help! "
The 7 year old cocked his head, " Kaasan what are you doing there on the ground? And why are Uncle Veggie and Toussan
wearing silly costumes? "
" BECAUSE THEY'RE--- "
" --playing pretend! " Goku put his hand over Chi-Chi's mouth, " Would you like to play pretend with us, Goten? "
" YEAH! " he cheered, zipping over to them, " What do I do first? "
" Well--do you have another jump rope? "
" Yup! " Goten produced a second piece of rope.
Chi-Chi gulped, ::I can't believe it! My poor sweet little Go-chan! On the side of EVIL! Working as that Ouji's;
ICK!; "sidekick"! It doesn't seem logical! He was fine this morning when he left--what could that evil little ouji have DONE
to make him want to become EVIL!:: she shivered at the possible explainations.
" Great! " Goku said, taking the second jumprope. He got up off of Chi-Chi, " Jumprope time with my favorite lil
look-a-like son! " he grinned as they both unwrapped the jumpropes and proceeded to, well, jump rope.
" 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8! " Goten counted as the duo began to attempt out-jumping each other.
Vegeta fell to the ground animT style.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, ::Well, whatever he did he didn't do a very good job of it::
" ERRRR, KAKARROTTO YOU MORON!!! " Vegeta snapped at him. Goku froze, tripping over his jumprope and landing on the
floor. Goten pointed and laughed while he continued to jump on his own.
" Little Veggie what's the matter? " Goku looked up at him, tangled in the jumprope.
" You know for a second there I actually thought your tiny kaka-brain had sprouted an evil plot. But I guess I was
wrong. " he shook his head.
" Aww, silly Veggie! I am Son Goku. I do not have an evil bone in my brain! " Goku giggled.
" You don't have ANY bones in your brain, Kakarrot. NOBODY DOES!!! " Vegeta screamed, then grabbed the jumprope,
" Now I want you to go tie up Onna and place her in the backseat of the car. "
" WHAT?! But--but that's MEAN! " Goku gasped.
" It's not mean Kakarrotto, it's "pretend" mean. " Vegeta assured him.
Goku smiled, " Well, in that case. OH-KAY! " he squealed loudly, then zipped over to Chi-Chi and stood her up, " Hee
heeheehee! Chi-chan hold still! "
" ?? " she blinked suspicously at him, then yelped as Goku suddenly whizzed around her in a circle, only to come to
a complete halt behind Chi-Chi and finished off by tieing the rope in a knot.
" TA-DA! " he cheered.
" HOORAY FOR KAKAY! " Vegeta cheered, clapping. He paused, noticed Goten was staring up at him, confused, " OH! Say,
lil kaka-clone, Kakarrotto and I are playing "pretend". We're the villains and you and your Kaasan are the victims. SO--could
you do us a favor and tie yourself up? "
" Tie myself up? "
" Yeah, with that jumprope. " he pointed to it. Goten shrugged at the ouji, then grinned, walked behind some nearby
bushes and emerged seconds later, his arms tied tight at his sides, a big Son smile on his face. Vegeta pulled a double-take.
" Wha--how?! How did you tie--if your arms were-- "
" HEEEeeeeee--it's MAGICALLLLLLL. " Goten nodded.
" ...right. " Vegeta scratched his head, baffled. He grabbed Goten under his arm and walked over to the car, then
strapped him in next to Chi-Chi, " You know, I only planned on kidnapping Onna---buuuut, HEY what's one more kidnappee. All
that does is show how much more diabolical Zanahoria and I are as a team--OF EVIL!! " he laughed maniacally.
" Zanahoggie? " Goten said, looking around for an extra person.
" Zanahoria--you know! KAKARROTTO! " Vegeta pointed to Goku, who was standing behind him, " Isn't that right--
--Kah-ki! " the ouji made a pair of big sparkily eyes.
" AWWWWW! LITTLE VEGGIE IS CUTE! " Goku dove to hug the ouji, who yelped and quickly ducked, then grabbed both of
Goku's wrists from above him.
" Please save that for later. " Vegeta said, slightly aggitated.
" But little Veggie, I need to do it NOW!! " Goku whined, his hands shaking like mad.
" You can do it now when now is later!! " Vegeta snapped, " Now get up in the passangers seat and buckle up! " he
ordered.
Goku pouted and slumped into the front passanger seat, " Oh-kay Veggie, but the longer I make it wait the bigger the
craving gets. " he warned the ouji. Goku sat down and put his hands under his seat to avoid them from popping out and hugging
him.
" Yeah yeah, so you say Kakarrot. " Vegeta strapped himself in. The ouji slammed his own door shut, " NOW OFF TO THE
LAIR! "
" THE LAIR! " Goku cheered.
" THE LAIR! " Goten also cheered, slightly oblivious to what was happening.
" THE LIAR! "
" ?! " Vegeta cocked his head back to notice the enraged look on Chi-Chi's face.
" YOU HEARD ME! YOU'RE A LIAR OUJI! THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT! GOKU WOULD NEVER BECOME YOUR EVIL SIDEKICK, OUJI!
NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD HE JOIN FORCES WITH YOU FOR EVIL!!! " she shouted.
" Poor poor dillusional Onna. She can't come to grips with the fact that you and I are destined to be together and
reek havoc over the face of the Earth! Right, Kakay? " Vegeta winked at him.
" ...OHH! " Goku said, getting it. He winked back to let the ouji knew he got the idea, " That is correct little
Veggie 'o mine! We are meant to be! " Goku grinned widely.
" No... " Chi-Chi felt faint and collapsed unconsious.
The two saiyajin turned to each other and let loose their muffled laughter.
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh Veggie this is so much FUN! And Chi-chan--WOW what a great actress! Who KNEW she could
faint on cue, eh? " he ribbed Vegeta.
" Faint on cue...uh, yeah! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Funny stuff! " Vegeta laughed nervously, then turned to Goten,
" Say, Goten? "
" Hai? "
" Kakarrotto and Onna and I are playing a game of "pretend". "
" Yeah, Veggie and me have not really turned to a life of crime and evil-ness. " Goku smiled.
" But we need you to play along oh-kay? We're just going to have a little fun with your big brother and his evil,
tattle-tailing Onna-ish girlfriend. Alright? " Vegeta smirked.
" YOU GOT IT UNCLE VEGGIE! " Goten squealed, causing Vegeta's eardrums to ring out of control. He grabbed his ears in
pain.
" OHHHHH!!! " Vegeta rubbed his ears wildly, " Rule number 1 of playing "pretend". DO NOT MAKE THAT NOISE!!! " he
screamed in Goten's face.
" OH-kee DO-kee Uncle Veggie! " Goten nodded Son-style.
" Hmm. " Vegeta turned his eyes back to the road, " Kakarrotto, I can see the lair up ahead. " he motioned to what
looked like an abandoned factory, yet seemed brand new, " I want you to call the hotline, then give me the phone. I'll do
the talking. "
" You got it little Veggie! " Goku smiled, dialing back to Capsule Corp.


" *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*!!! "
" Oh no, not again! " Videl groaned, slamming her head down on the table; her helmet now back on her head. Gohan
quickly grabbed the hotline phone which was shaped like Piccolo's helmet/turban/hat thing.
" Saiyaman here, what seems to be the trouble! " Gohan said in his slightly cheesy hero tone of voice.
" Greetings Kaka-spawn! How's the fitting going? Get all the GOO off of your dress, err, costume? " a mockingly
familiar voice said on the other end of the line.
" Veh--Vegeta?! " Gohan sweatdropped. Videl cocked an eyebrow and Bulma groaned, shaking her head.
" Oh no! What's he up to THIS time! " Bulma walked over to him.
" I'm sorry, this is NOT "Vegeta". It is _I_, the MASKED AVENGER! RISEN FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE SUPERHERO WHIRLPOOL OF
SLIME TO RE-EMERGE WITH A VENGENCE UPON ALL THINGS GOOD! "
Gohan put his hand over the phone, " The Masked Avenger's back. " he said flatly.
" Oh HELP US! " Bulma embarassingly covered her face with her hands.
" Not AGAIN! " Videl sighed, frustrated.
" What about waffles? "
" What? "
" Waffles? Waffles are good. We're not taking vengence on waffles too are we? " a higher-pitched voice said,
worried.
" Toussan!? " Gohan gawked.
" Yes, that's right, boy. Your Toussan. Kakarrotto and I have finally joined forces on the side of EEEEEE-VIL!
Together we have kidnapped your loud-mouthed mother and your Kako-ish little brother. If you wish to see them alive again you
must find us within the next 24 hours. If you cannot find and defeat us within the allotted time given to you you and your
family must forfeit Kakarrotto to ME. " Vegeta cackled.
" Forfeit TOUSSAN?! " Gohan sweatdropped. Videl rolled her eyes, " But, but what about Mom and Goten? Are they
alright? You said you were going to KILL them!!! "
" I said what? Oh, oh-kay, forget that part. It's an old villain habit of mine; threatening to kill my captives you
know. Saiyaman you can trust that they are both perfectly healthy. I doubt your younger brother will pose much of a threat to
my Kaka-lined future...Onna, however..heh-heh-heh. " he snickered evilly.
" DON'T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON MY KAASAN!! " Gohan yelled angrily.
" I won't, I won't. All I can say is she better keep her mouth shut once she regains consiousness. So long Saiyaman!
I'll see you in 24 hours...I hope. *click*. " the phone went dead, leaving nothing but a dialtone.
" What's Vegeta up to NOW? " Bulma sighed, " It sounded like he was serious. "
" He and Toussan have kidnapped Kaasan and Goten and are holding them captive someplace. We have 24 hours to find
them. At least that's what Vegeta said. " Gohan narrowed his eyes.
" You're kidding?! Why would he want to do THAT?! " Videl gawked.
" Because he's Vegeta, that's why. " Bulma said to her, " Get to know him and after a while NOTHING seems TOO CRAZY
to happen anymore. "
" Really. " Videl put her hands on her hips, curious.
" COME SAIYAGIRL! TO THE SAIYAMOBILE! " Gohan called out from the garage doorway.
Videl's jaw hung open, " The SAIYAmobile? " she said in disbelief. Videl turned to Bulma, " You built him a, a,
MOBILE?! " she looked at Bulma as if she was insane.
" Well, sure. You two are gonna need SOME mode of transportation, right? "
Videl groaned, " Oh well. We'll see you in 24 hours, Bulma-san. " she flipped her helmet's visor down, " That is if
Gohan doesn't crash the car and we die in a firey explosion. " Videl slumped out the doorway.
Bulma sighed, then called out after them, " REMEMBER! JUST THINK POSITIVELY!! "
" Alright then, " Videl replied, " We'll see you in 24 hours if Gohan doesn't crash the car and we end up PARALIZED
for the rest of our lives in some firey explosion. "
Bulma sweatdropped, " Poor girl... "
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1:25 AM 7/23/2002
END OF PART ONE
Goku: Well, I thought part 1 went pretty good.
Chuquita: (sitting on the edge of Veggie's bed watching TV) (disappointed sigh)
Goku: Aww, why the disappointed sigh, Chu-sama?
Chuquita: You know how I was so happy with the few new english episodes I've downloaded that are gonna air this fall? You
know, the fact that they're calling it "super saiyan 3" and how Funi's not afraid to call Hercule "Mr. Satan" and how great
they pulled off the fusion dance thing and they use let Fat Buu use "kill" and "die" instead of "pow" and "bye-bye"?
Goku: (frowns) Chu-sama finally feels the way the Otakus felt about seasons 1 to 3.
Chuquita: (sniffles) I downloaded the latest dubbed episode where you and Veggie finally fuse into Vejitto....
Goku: They butchered it?
Chuquita: (sobs) LIKE A FAT HOG AT THE SLAUGHTER-HOUSE!!! I never used to care about what they did with the dubs--
Vegeta: --but now that we're getting closer to the so-called "parodied" episodes you wrote--
Chuquita: --I CARE BIG TIME!!!
Goku: Aww, (puts on Veggie's old mini-crown) that's so sad, Chu.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I haven't even told you what went wrong in it yet?
Vegeta: (smiles at Son) Kakay's just naturally comforting.
Goku: (grins) That sounded like an invitation to a HUG ta me! [reaches out towards Veggie]
Vegeta: AHH! (ducks but still gets grabbed and hugged tightly by Son anyway)
Goku: (sing-song) Hugging little Veggie, all day long, hugging little Veggie and 'a singin this song!
Vegeta: (glowing) I can't feel my pulse.
Chuquita: (w/an even BIGGER sweatdrop) May I continue?
Goku: (still hugging Veggie) Yes, yes you may.
Chuquita: Anyways, [pulls out her list of complaints] Here's the distressing stuff I found in episode 268, which is a mere
5 episodes away from my be-love-ed eps 273-275. (gulps) (back to list) I'll start from the beginning of the show. 1- They
REFUSE to say the word Portara. You know, the name of the magical fusion earrings? 2- They barely refer to it as a fusion.
It's called "sharing bodies". (to Son) I don't know if it's just me but I think Funi is trying to keep away from the whole
"a super strong warrior will be born from the mixture of our strengths!" thing.
Goku: (grins) HEY! That's a quote from the japanese ME!
Chuquita: Yeah, I think that they think that for some reason the whole "birth" thing with Ji-chan is a little too shounen
ai-ish for them.
Goku: But neither me nor Veggie said anything--
Chuquita: ---eh, forget it. number 4- Veggie's dialogue is butchered GREATLY.
Goku: (glances down at the glowing, dazed-out ouji) Ouch.
Chuquita: I swear this is like a big 'ol throwback to the Veggie-death-at-Freezer's-hands scene! He talks about pride 3
times and what he said in the japanese transcript was about his people. Veggie isn't proud of "himself"; well, his is;
but he's proud of his PEOPLE! The entire saiyajin species for crying outloud!! 5- Funi's fear of silence has returned &
they had Son-San here give a big gobbilty-gook about he and Veggie putting aside their differences while they showed
everyone being eaten by Buu. Some of the old made-up stuff I thought was funny..but this just didn't fit. 6- There is a
difference between Veggie telling Son "Why should I help you" and "I hate you".
Goku: (gasps) [drops the glowing, drooling Veggie to the ground] Veggie HATES me?!
Chuquita: In truth it wasn't his pride in the episode, he was just mad as heck at you about tricking him and not using
your SSJ3 thing against him. Number 7- another Veggie quote. This is after you told him about the warrior that your
potara fusion would "give birth" to. Japanese Veggie: "Do you think I'm that stupid!? Why should I trust you!?"
English Veggie: "It sounds like a tempting offer but I'll have to decline." (to Son) Tell me, am I "stupid", or do
those two lines mean COMPLETELY DIFFERENT things?!
Goku: (watches glowing, dazed Veggie wobble about the room trying to snap out of it) Yeah I'd say they sound a bit
different.
Chuquita: I mean, from what I've read and seen Veggie didn't really want to go back to fight Buu. Heck when Baba
dropped him off he said it was oh-kay that she left him that far from Buu because it would only delay his death at
Buu's hands a little longer.
Goku: Aww, sad little Veggie. [reaches to hug the dazed ouji]
Chuquita: HEY! DON'T DO THAT! He's libel to EXPLODE!
Goku: Oh....oh-kay.
Chuquita: And finally, the last difference (well, the last difference that's been bugging me) Is the music. When I
first saw the Japanese clips from this episode (I'm gonna download the whole one tommorow :D ) I LOVED the music
they played when you guys fused and Vejitto was created. The English one was WAY to subtle.
Goku: (imitating the original music) Baa, baa BAA BAA, BAA-BAA-BAA-BAA-BAA-BAAAAA!!
Chuquita: Even at the end of the episode the narrator refused to recognize Vejitto being "born".
Goku: (sniffle) My poor little Ji-chan.
Chuquita: Yeah, he said something about you and Veggie finally settled your differences and became one warrior.
*sighs* You know I wouldn't care as much if I hadn't gotten to like Vejitto so badly over the past 2 years since I
found out about him. (gulps) I hope they don't butcher him as well!
Goku: (giggles) Does Chu-sama play favorites with my little Ji-chan?
Chuquita: (angry) NO I DO NOT!!! (calm) It's just, well I hope he turns out oh-kay. I heard a lil snippit of his
english voice at the end and...well...
Goku: It's not the same without my CUTE LITTLE SQUEALY japanese voice, is it Chu?
Chuquita: (sighs) Nope. Chris Sabat (Veggie's voice person) tried to make himself sound more like the orignal
Veggie-voice...and he kind of makes Veggie sound sad, or sleepy. I can't tell which. (scratches her head) For
some other odd reason they also avoided having you call Veggie's name. There was an "it's him!", a "You bet"...
and some others but I'm running out of room and it's getting late.
Goku: I guess we'll see you in part 2 everybody!
Chuquita: *Whew*! I'm glad I got that out of my system. (glances over at the still glowing Veggie) Don't worry
guys as of part 2's Corner we're going to return to touring Veggie's room!
Goku: (happiliy) Tis a place of wonder and beauty.
Chuquita: Not to mention waterbeds!
Vegeta: (snaps out of the glowy effect) Eh?
Chuquita: (sarcasm) A true man of words.
Goku: (giggles) That he is.
Vegeta: (confused) What? WHAT?!
Goku: (to audiance) May your refried beans do the dance of joy!
Chuquita: An apple a day is worth 2 pears on the dollar.
Vegeta: I'm confused.
Goku: (grins) And that's why we love you!