5:56 PM 7/23/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob: She's not a monster. She's a horse. Her name is mystery.
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, YOU'RE a mystery.

Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (happily) Hi! Welcome to Part 2! We're live straight from Veggie's control room!!
echos: control room control room control room.
Chuquita: (to Veggie) You know it's a lot bigger than I thought.
Vegeta: (smirks) Yes, well, most people say that about it.
Chuquita: (cocks an eyebrow) How many people have actually BEEN in your control room before?
Vegeta: Well, if you don't count the millions of cronies I've privately hired to run the place...not too many.
Chuquita: In other words Son and I are the first.
Vegeta: Other than Pookee, yes.
Goku: You're teddy bear doesn't count Veggie!
Vegeta: OF COURSE HE DOES!!! (proudly) He can count up to 10.
Goku: (sweatdrops) [spies a door out of the corner of his eye] Ooooooooh, preeeettttyyyy. [walks over to it]
Vegeta: (explaining) [w/his back facing Chu] As you both can see this room is connected to my traditional bedroom via the
hallway closet's "poop shoot".
Chuquita: Poop shoot?
Vegeta: Powerful Oblivious Octagonal Pressure shoot.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Ahh, poop.
Goku: [reading the sign on the door] Kaka...rrotto. Kakarrotto; hey that's ME! (grins & points to himself) [flings the door
open and dashes inside] WHEE!!
[blaring sirens go off and bright red lights flash throughout the control room]
Chuquita: What the heck??
Vegeta: ... (pupils dilate) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! [rushes to the control panel and sits down in a fancy chair
that looks way too big for him] (panic) I-can't-believe-this-I-can't-believe-this!!!! [typing wildly]
Chuquita: What can't you believe?
Vegeta: (shrieks at the monitor) EEK! HE DID!!
Chuquita: Did what?!
Vegeta: HE PENETRATED MY KINGDOM!!
Chuquita: You have a kingdom?
Vegeta: (glares at her) Must you continue these senseless questions.
Chuquita: ...you have a kingdom.
Vegeta: Better.
Chuquita: But I thought Freezer blew up the planet.
Vegeta: (grins) Correct, however, that does not mean there weren't still various small chunks of the planet floating about in
space. I had my crews send out mini-satellites and retrieve dirt, flora and fauna samples. Then we brought it back here,
pulled some sciencey-miracles and cloned an exact replica of the palace garden back on Bejito-sei!
Chuquita: (in awe) Wow.
Vegeta: I even have control of the atmosphere inside my little saiya-garden and the gravity is kept at the exact same state
as it was back on my homeplanet. [presses a button to reveal a gigantic, lavish garden on the main monitor] See?
Chuquita: (amazed) Wow again...but how is this gonna help us get Son-San back out here?
Vegeta: (turns a pale green) (weakly) I'm going to have to go in there after him.
Chuquita: OOOH! Can I watch? [grabs her video camera]
Vegeta: NO YOU CAN'T WATCH!! KAKARROTTO IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! [points to the door to the
saiya-garden]
Chuquita: Real smart move labeling the door with his name like that.
Vegeta: [looks at the label and sweatdrops] Yeah...well, that's it's name!
Chuquita: (scratches her head) You named your little chunk of Bejito-sei, "Kakarrotto"???
Vegeta: I like the name. (narrows his eyes) You got problem with that?
Chuquita: NO! No, no problem. (laughs nervously) (to herself) Man, what a basket-case.
Vegeta: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!!
Chuquita: (innocently) Nothin.
Vegeta: (mutters) Yeah, you better not. (gulps and opens the door) Kakarrot is somewhere within this pleasantly stocked
garden before me.
Chuquita: Yup...so go get him.
Vegeta: (freaks out) HUH!? NOW!!
Chuquita: Yes now. We need to finish the tour don't we? I can probably pan this out to 4 chapters instead of 3 if necessary.
Vegeta: (gulps) But, I, I, I CAN'T!!! (grabs the sides of his head in fright)
Chuquita: And why not!
Vegeta: It--it's too much like my dream!!
Chuquita: (sarcasm) Let me guess, you're off picking flowers in your little garden when all of a sudden Freezer comes by and
blasts you into smithereens.
Vegeta: (faraway voice) I wish it was that simple...
Chuquita: [pushes him inside] Just GO! [closes the door behind him] (shouting through the door) I'LL WATCH YOU THROUGH THE
MONITORS OH-KAY!!!
Vegeta: (inside the room) (breathing heavily) ...
Chuquita: (slight frustration) OH-KAAAY!?
Vegeta: ...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (wails) I CAN'T DO IT! I CAN'T DO IT!!!
Chuquita: GAH!! (falls down animé style) (to audiance) Well, we'll keep you updated. Onto Part 2.

Summary: Saiyaman and Saiyagirl. They can beat anybody..right? According to Chi-Chi they can. After watching her boastful
interview our favorite ouji's out to prove her wrong. What happens when Veggie decides to create a supervillain squad
composed of himself and Goku? Will Saiyaman and Saiyagirl save Gohan's "kidnapped" mother and younger brother? Will Videl
ever get that funky smell out of her helmet?
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" PRESENTING--THE SAIYAMOBILE! " Gohan said proudly as he and Videl stood infront of the vehicle parked in the
driveway. The front end of the car was shaped like his saiyaman helmet along with a radio antenee on the left and right side.
The windshield was a dark black color similar to Gohan's helmet visor and the whole top of the car was a bright red. The
bottom half was splattered in different areas with greens and yellows. A cape flowed from the top of the trunk and was
currently wafting in the breeze. The excited saiyajin had a big Son grin on his face, " ISN'T IT COOL!!! "
" I feel like I'm stuck in an old Batman sitcom episode and can't get out. " Videl said weakly, sweatdropping.
" Come on SAIYAGIRL, let's take this baby for a spin! " Gohan said, then struck several saiya-poses and dashed into
the car. Videl groaned and opened the passanger's seat only to find Gohan frowning at her.
" What? "
" Aren't you going to pose first? "
" GOHA--I mean, SAIYAMAN! I AM _NOT_ GOING TO MAKE A BUNCH OF STUPID POSES INFRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE!!! " she
waved her arms around in mention of the various people walking around Capsule City.
" *sniff*. But, but you're my sidekick. The Saiyateam ALWAYS strikes poses to intimidate evil. " Gohan said in a
semi-pouty way.
" Oh I can think of something I'd like to STRIKE right now. " Videl grumbled angrily.
" *sniffle*. " Gohan removed his helmet and stared at her.
" NO! I WON'T MAKE ANY POSES NO NO NO!!! "
" *sniffle*. "
" Ohhhhh....why'd I have to fall for the cute one! "He doesn't look weird, in fact he seems perfectly normal", I said
to myself--HA! How WRONG I was. "
" *sniffle*. "
" OOOH!! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!!! " Videl snapped, then struck a pose, " To defend truth and justice! "
" In the face of all evil! " Gohan struck his own pose inside the car.
" We are-- "
" --THE SAIYATEAM!!! " they both said at once. Videl sweatdropped, then humilatingly zipped into the car and closed
the door shut.
" Feeling better? " she moaned, embarassed.
Gohan put his helmet back on, " You bet! "
" Ohhhhh. " Videl slumped back in her seat, " I hate Kaka-land, I hate Kaka-land. " she chanted, mumbling.
" You say something? "
" No. Nothing at all... "


" La, ya-da, ya-dum. Lalala lalala, lala LA. Ya-dum, ya-dee, ya-dum. Doodoo DOOdeedoo doodeedoo do do! " a dreamily
dazed voice sang to itself.
" Uhhhh... " Chi-Chi opened her eyes to find she was now tied to the bottom of a poll by someone too short to be able
to tie her whole back to it, for her legs were held loose, " Wha, wha happened. "
" HI MOMMY! Boy am I glad you woke up. I was starting to get bored. " Goten's voice came from behind her. Chi-Chi
glanced over her shoulder to see he was tied to the opposite side of the poll.
" GOTEN!? GOTEN WHAT HAPPENED!! " she shouted, worried.
" Oh, you fainted after Toussan said something to you about how he and Uncle Veggie were "meant to be". " Goten
shrugged.
" OH NO! MY GO-CHAN!! THAT EVIL LITTLE OUJI! HE'S BRAINWASHED MY BABY AND NOW HE'S PROBABLY DOING HORRIBLE TERRIBLE
THINGS TO HIM!!! " Chi-Chi kicked and screamed, trying to free herself, " OH GO-CHAN WHERE ARE YOU!!! "
" Over here. "
Chi-Chi looked up to see Goku still in his supervillain costume, sitting backwards on a chair across the room. There
was a small table to his right and an empty, slightly smaller chair across from him.
" Thank goodness. " she breathed a sigh of relief, " Now where are we? "
" In an brand-new, modern, yet abandoned factory on the outskirts of East City. " Goku grinned, nodding.
" That doesn't sound right. Why would anyone want to abandon a brand-new factory? Don't they abandon OLD ones? "
Chi-Chi sat there, confused.
" Well, yes. Most people. " a familiar, short figure entered through the door a few feet away from where Goku was
sitting; holding a lighted candle and a bowl of afterdinner mints, " Buuuuut I'm not most people. "
" OUJI!! " Chi-Chi gritted her teeth.
" Yes, "ouji". " Vegeta smirked at her, amused, " Or rather you should say, the MASKED AVENGER!! " he set the candle
and bowl of dinner-mints on the table. Goku licked his chops and stuffed 17 dinner-mints in his mouth at once. Chi-Chi
sweatdropped at the sight.
" SO, it was YOU who woke me up with that TERRIBLE, OFF-KEY singing. " Chi-Chi smirked.
" HEY! Who are you calling off-key! " Goku said, offended, " Little Veggie happens to be a very nice singer. "
" Hmm, hmm-hmm-hmm. " Vegeta chuckled to himself, glowing bright red, " Why how very coyly sweet of you, Kakay. "
" OOOH!! " Chi-Chi said, boiling mad, " GOTEN FREE YOURSELF RIGHT NOW! I NEED YOU TO GO KICK THAT OUJI'S HEAD CLEAR
OFF HIS SHOULDERS FOR ME RIGHT NOW!!! "
" I can't Mommy, the rope's too tight. " Goten pouted, then winked at Goku, who giggled and winked back at the young
boy's amazing acting skills, " It must be made out of some kind of, of, fuuut-cherr, cherris, ris...Toussan I can't read your
handwriting. " he shouted at Goku, who quickly tossed the cue cards in his hands behind some boxes just as Chi-Chi glanced
over at him.
" Futuristic. " he whispered to Goten.
" ... "
" Just say strong! "
" STRONG! These ropes are too strong for me to break them. " Goten replied in more of a fake-manner than he had
reading off the cue cards. Goku and Vegeta both sweatdropped.
" WELL JUST KEEP TRYING! YOU'LL GET IT!! " Chi-Chi snapped.
" Yes, that's right little Kaka-spawn, keep trying. You have a full 24 hours to make a run for it. " Vegeta smirked
as he sat down in the smaller chair.
Goten smiled, " Great! That'll be plently of time for me to get out of here and-- "
" --what do you MEAN, 24 hours?! " Chi-Chi interupted him.
" Oh, didn't I tell you? No, wait, you were unconsious at the time. Zanahoria, would you be so kind as to relay our
EVIL little plot to Onna? " he smiled at the bigger saiyajin, who let out an excited giggle.
" Hai, "Masked Avenger". " Goku answered gleefully. Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at the ouji, " You see Chi-chan, while
you were unconsious, the Masked Avenger here called the Saiyateam's hotline and gave them 24 hours to find and save you and
defeat us. "
" And what happens if they DON'T find us in 24 hours? " Chi-Chi said in a threatening tone.
" Heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta chuckled, " You and your family must forfeit Kakarrotto to ME if they do not get here within
the time limit. " the ouji smirked.
" WHAT?! I NEVER AGREED TO THIS!!! " Chi-Chi yelled at him.
" Well neither did I but I still went along with it. " Goku shrugged, " Sidekicks rarely get input on what should
happen to themselves. " he shook his head solumnly.
" Oh give me a break! " Chi-Chi stuck her tongue out, " Did the Ouji tell you that! I bet he told you that! "
Goku nodded innocently.
" HA! " she scoffed, " YOU EVIL LITTLE OUJI! LYING TO HIM LIKE THAT! YOU CONNED HIM INTO THIS SIDEKICK THING DIDN'T
YOU! "
" Conned? " Goku blinked and turned to the prince.
" Uhhhh... " was all Vegeta could manage to say.
" Why I bet this whole "evil villains" thing is nothing more than a pack of lies so you can suck my Go-chan into your
little Ouji-fantasy-land and never let him out!! " she shouted, " I BET YOU THINK THIS IS NOTHING MORE THAN A GAME OF PRETEND
OR SOMETHING DON'T YOU GOKU!!! "
The larger saiyajin's eyes widened and he stared at Vegeta with his mouth hanging open, " Veh--Chi-chan doesn't KNOW
we're playing!? " he gawked.
" Uh, heh-heh. " Vegeta got up, then grabbed Goku by one of his arms and dragged him into the room behind him, " Step
into my office for a little while, will you, Kakarrotto? " he laughed nervously, then closed the door behind them.
" Oh this is so stupid! I swear that Ouji's tricks get worse with age. " Chi-Chi said, disgusted.
" Like bad wine. " Goten nodded happily.
" ... "
" ... "
" Goten, seriously this time. Can you or can you not free yourself from these ropes! "
" ...umm, I have to plead the 5th. You should contact my eeterny and he'll get back to you. " Goten said casually.
" Your ATTORNEY? "
" Yeah, Uncle Veggie. "
" ...OH THAT'S IT! " Chi-Chi screamed angrily, " YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW OUJI! I SWEAR AS SOON AS I'M FREE
I'LL RIP YOUR VOICEBOX CLEAR OUT OF YOUR THROAT SO I'LL NEVER HAVE TO LISTEN TO THAT STUPID NOISE THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR BIG
MOUTH EVER AGAIN!!!! "
" You know Kaasan, I don't think saying any of that stuff is gonna make Uncle Veggie wanna free you. "
" OH SHUT UP GOTEN!! "


" So, what Chi-chan said back there, is all part of the act? " Goku said, confused.
" Yes. It's all part of the show, Kakay. I mean, seriously. How many kidnap victims DON'T try to trick their
kidnappers into letting them go? " Vegeta folded his arms.
" Well, I guess that makes sense.. " Goku trailed off, " But she sounded so much like she was telling the truth! "
" Oh Onna's just mad at me because I wouldn't give her a bigger part in the "pretend" game. Remember how pouty you
were when YOU were the "victim" earlier! You didn't want to be the one tied to those plastic railroad tracks did you? "
" No Veggie I didn't. " Goku reached over and patted himself on the back, remembering, " That hurt my spine a whole
lot. "
" Well, " the ouji smirked, slightly opening the blinds to the room where Chi-Chi and Goten were held hostage, " Why
don't I rub that for you and make it feel better? "
" Really Veggie? "
" Yes, " Vegeta snickered, floating upward; due to his height the prince couldn't reach Goku's shoulders merely by
standing on the ground, " There, now who gives the best shoulder rubs on the whole planet? "
" Ahh, little Veggie does. " Goku nodded happily.
" What are they doing in there that that Ouji wants me to see?! " Chi-Chi said, frustrated as she tried to see what
was just behind the blinds.
" I think Uncle Veggie's rubbin Toussan. " Goten replied.
" WHAT?! RUBBING HIM!? RUBBING HIM WHERE!!! " Chi-Chi yelled, half in anger and half in panic.
" Hmm, it seems our audiance has finally been alerted to our presense, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta snickered, " Good. All is
going according to plan. " he glanced up at Goku, " What do you think, Kakarrotto? "
" Hey Veggie did you know Kakarrotto spelled backwards is Ottorrakak? " Goku said, grinning stupidly, " That's a
funny name when you think about it. Ottorrakak. Sounds like a brand of vaccum cleaner. "
" Kakarrot, I MEANT what are your thoughts about the current situation. NOT WHAT YOUR BAKA NAME IS SPELLED BACKWARDS!
!! " Vegeta screamed angrily.
" And Kakay would be Yakak. Yakak...wasn't that the name of that planet I crashed on that one time. Say Veggie? "
" What? " Vegeta groaned.
" Did you know that your name backwards is Ategev? Ategev or Eiggev. Both of um sound pretty weird. Personally I
think "Veggie" sounds MUCH cuter than "Eiggev" ANY DAY! " Goku nodded happily, " Besides, Ategev sounds too much like
adhesive, at least to ME, anyway. "
" Yakak? "
" Yes, Ategev? "
" Do you have ANY IDEA how close I am to STANGLING YOUR THIRD-CLASS NECK?? "
" Mmm, noooOOOOooooOOooo. " Goku said, then giggled, " Heeheehee. "
Vegeta sweatdropped, then, realizing his audiance was slowly diminishing interest in the two fuzzy shapes behind the
blinds, landed on the floor and pulled Goku down to his height, " Psst! Kakarrotto! "
" Veggie? "
" Kakarrot, you and I are going to give our little captive audiance a scare, alright? "
" A scare? " Goku looked at him in confusion, " But Veggie how can we scare them if they know we're all just playing
a game of pretend? "
" Umm, well, uh, it's a "pretend scare". Yes. We shall scare them and they shall scream and cower in "pretend" fear!
How'd you like that? " he said eagerly.
" I don't know. Veggie I am getting the funniest feeling that MAYBE Chi-chan DOESN'T know we're playing pretend. " he
scratched his head, puzzled.
" Heh-heh! Of COURSE she knows it's pretend! Goten does, right? "
" Yeah but we told him in the car. Chi-chan was unconsious at the time. " Goku retorted.
" Not REALLY unconsious. She was ACTING. It was PRETEND unconsious. " Vegeta patted his arm.
" Well, I guess... "
" Quick, do me a favor! " Vegeta snapped.
" Huh? "
" Kakarrotto I want you to scream the word "ahh" as loud as you can RIGHT NOW! " Vegeta said, determined. He glanced
out the blinds at Chi-Chi.
" Oh. Sure, I could do that. " Goku stared at him in bewilderment, then took a deep breath, " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! "
" GOKU!! " Chi-Chi screamed.
Vegeta yelped and slapped his hands over Goku's mouth, " MORON! Not THAT "ahh". THE OTHER "ahh"!!! "
" Er's bore dan won ahh? " Goku said through the ouji's hands. Vegeta removed them.
" Yes, there is more than one "ahh", fool. " Vegeta gritted his teeth, " I want you to scream again, my loyal
sidekick, only this time scream the OTHER "ahh". "
" ...the OTHER "ahh"? " Goku looked at him as if he didn't understand a word coming out of Vegeta's mouth.
" Yes, you know! "AhhhHHHHHHHhhhHHHHHhhhh". THAT "ahh". Not "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" More emphasis on the H and less on
the A, got it! " Vegeta stomped his foot.
" Emph-ee-sis? " Goku blinked.
" Ohh. " Vegeta slapped himself on the forehead, " Kakarrot. Just scream like you would if your stomach had just
become full, alright? "
" ...OH! I can do THAT Veggie! " Goku nodded happily.
" GOOD. Then do it. " Vegeta said tiredly.
Goku took a deep breath, then patted his stomach, " AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHHHhhh
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhHHHhhhhHEEEEEEEEEhhhhhhaahhhhhhAAhhhhhhhHHHHhhHHhhhHHhhhAHH! "
Vegeta stared at him with his eyes bugged out of his head, then slowly backed away, nervous.
" How was THAT, Veggie? " the larger saiyajin grinned.
" Uhh, that was, interesting, Kakarrot. " Vegeta sweatdropped, them muttered, " Remind me never to eat at your house
for a while. "
" Wow Kaasan! Toussan sounded like he's stuffed in there! " Goten smiled, " I bet Uncle Veggie's got lots of food in
that room! "
" ... "
" Kaasan? "
" ... "
" Kaasan? " Goten peeked around the pole to see Chi-Chi was now a pale white color and foaming at the mouth. Her left
bottom eyelid was twitching violently and her body was now very cold, " Wow, I wish _I_ could pretend like that! " Goten said
in awe, " Foaming at the mouth...heh-heh-heh, Trunks would get a kick out of that! Don't you think Kaasan? "
" ... "
He grinned at her, " O-well! Not my place to rush the master! "


" Da na na na na na na na, Da na na na na na na na, Da na na na na na na na-- " the Batman theme song played in the
radio of the Saiyamobile. Gohan was whistling as they wizzed down the road and Videl had her arms folded and was impatiently
tapping on her arm to keep herself from beating the radio senseless.
" Gohan? "
" Yes? "
" Do you think we could turn OFF the RADIO? " she muttered.
" What? Why? I love this song? " Gohan pouted.
" Gohan, it's on a cassette and the tape has been stuck and replaying the same da na na sequence for the PAST THREE
HOURS!!! " Videl screamed at the top of her lungs, then sighed, " Don't you think we should give it a break? Heck, you know
what? Let's just rip the radio out of the car, take it out to a nearby field, shoot it, and let it die. " she said, twitching
ever-so-slightly.
" You know, Videl, I'm getting the strangest feeling that you're starting to dislike the Saiyamobile. " Gohan blinked
in a Son manner.
" No, really, I love it. " she said with utter sarcasm.
" GREAT! Cuz when I first saw it I thought, "aww, she's gonna make me remove the cape I just know it" or something
else little like that but I'm glad you're enjoying yourself because, you know, that's what being a superhero is all about
and--ACK! "
" I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!!!! " Videl screamed, shaking him by the throat.
" Vi, del, stop, that, I, can't, see, the, wheeEELLLLLLLL!!!! " Gohan yelled in fright. Videl instantly let go only
to let out a scream of her own just as the Saiyamobile crashed into a barn sending hay and chicken feathers flying all over
the place.
" *whew*! " Gohan poked his head above the hay that was now spread throughout the car, " That was a close one, wasn't
it, "Saiyagirl"? "
Videl stuck her head above the hay and silently glared at him through her helmet, 3 chicken feathers sticking out of
her mouth. She spit them out and kicked the door on her side of the car open.
" Hey, where ya goin? "
" Gohan. I love you, but not THIS much. " Videl took off her helmet and held it under her arm, " I'm going to ask
someone for directions. "
" DIRECTIONS?! NO! WAIT! Saiyaman doesn't ask people for directions! He already KNOWS where the action is! " Gohan
complained in a worry as he got out of the car too.
" Well if "Saiyaman" "knows where the action is" then WHY have we been driving around for 4 hours TRYING TO FIND
IT! " Videl pointed at him.
" Hmm, good point. " Gohan nodded, " But we can't just ask a complete stranger if he's seen Toussan and Vegeta
around! " he whined.
" Don't you mean "The Masked Avenger" and "Zanahoria". " Videl rolled her eyes.
" ...yeah, I suppose so. " Gohan rubbed his chin, " But STILL! We don't KNOW anyone around here! What if the person
we ask turns out to be some sort of knife-wielding, blood-thirsty, murderer! " he panickly waved his arms in the air.
" Simple. We're superheroes, we'll take him down. " Videl shrugged, then noticed a figure in the distance, " EXCUSE
ME! SIR! DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE! " she ran over to him.
Gohan sweatdropped, " Ohhhhh... "
" Hello, sir? " Videl said. A farmer just a couple inches shorter than her scratched his head.
" Hello, and who might you be? " he said with a slight twang in his voice.
" Oh, we're just a pair of semi-lost travelers, you know. A turn here, a detour there. Hahahaha! " Videl laughed
nervously, then noticing the farmer just staring on in confusion, sweatdropped, " Heh-heh, right. Say, you wouldn't have
happened to have seen another pair of people dressed up in costumes come by here would you? "
" Actually, now that you mention it there were two people who drove by here earlier. Little guy with a
cotton-swab-like haircut--looked like one of those troll dolls. You know, the ones that were out at one time where they had
the neon-colors and the jewels in their bellybutton and heck half of 'um were nude! 'course this fella wasn't nude at all he
had on this mask and a cape and his hair was black if I remember right. Had a big fella with him too. Happiest little duo...
I think there was a lady and a kid in the backseat if I'm not mistaken. Cute kid; bouncing up and down and laughing. The lady
was sound asleep, snoring like there as no tommorow-- "
" WILL YOU GET TO THE POINT! WHICH DIRECTION DID THEY GO! Do you know where they were headed? " Videl demanded,
startling the farmer.
" Uhh, I think they went thataway. " he pointed down the road, " Course there's nothin down there but that abandoned
factory building... "
" HA! GOHAN THAT'S IT! Your family and Vegeta must be in the factory! " Videl said triumphantly, " HAHA! SUCCESS! "
" Yeah, Videl, that's great and all but...do you think you could help me unwedge the Saiyamobile from the barn back
there? " he pointed behind them. Videl sweatdropped.
She groaned, " Ohhh, THIS, is gonna take a while... "


" HEAVE! "
" HO! "
" HEAVE! "
" HO! "
" HEAVE! "
" HO---forget it! " Videl slumped down onto the trunk of the car, " We'll never get this thing out in time. "
" Of course we will! All we have to do is think about the positives! " Gohan said, trying to encourage her.
" This car HAS NO POSITIVES! It's like a big zit on your nose that you can't get rid of! " she exclaimed, then paused
, " Say, we've been pushing this thing for a half-hour now, why haven't you used your "super saiyajin" powers yet? "
" Well, I can't. " Gohan put his hand behind his head uneasily.
" WHAT?! What do you mean "can't"? " Videl said, worried.
" Umm, ever since Rou Dai Kaioshin gave me that mystical power up thing that if I were to go super saiyajin NOW, I'd
probably explode from my own power. "
" EXPLODE?! " Videl gawked, " ...really? "
" Yeah, really. " Gohan nodded.
" "explode"...wow, that's, uh, interesting. " she said, now uneasy herself. She looked the Saiyamobile over and
smiled, " Hey, you know what Gohan? How about we just leave the Saiyamobile here and teleport to the Masked Avenger's
hideout! Yeah! That way we'll save your family in plenty of time, then come back here and have them help us unwedge your car
from the barn. " Videl explained, then paused Gohan before he had a chance to speak, " Why yes I AM a genius, no need to
thank me for it! Just doing my job. "
" But I don't know how to teleport. " Gohan replied.
" ACK!!! " Videl fell down animé style, " YOU'RE KIDDING?! "
" No. "
" But, but I saw your Toussan teleport! And that short friend of his too! " she shouted.
" Toussan never taught me how and I have no idea how Vegeta learned how to teleport. " Gohan shrugged, then
sweatdropped, " In fact I'm not sure I want to know how. "
" Well why don't we just fly there instead. " she offered.
" *gasp*! And LEAVE the Saiyamobile right out in the open! NEVER! " Gohan pounded on his stomach with one fist,
determined. Videl sighed.
" Then what do YOU suppose we do about it? "


" This is NOT going to work, Gohan, give it up! " Videl said as they both sat in the Saiyamobile which was still
filled with hay.
" Nonsense! As superheroes it is our job to save the good from the forces of evil! And no mere barn is going to get
in the way of the SAIYATEAM! " Gohan announced heroicly, then turned to her and grinned, " RIGHT, Videl? "
" ...uh-huh. " she leaned her cheek against her hand.
" Alright! Keys? "
" Check. "
" Gas pedal? "
" Uh, I think so. " she tried to push the hay away from the pedals.
" Are we in reverse? "
" If we weren't the past 4 times we've got to be now. "
" GREAT! LET'S GO! " Gohan slammed on the gas. The Saiyamobile jerked backwards wildly, flew out of the barn wall and
straight into the tree across the street, landing a huge dent in the back of the car. The duo sweatdropped.
" Well, that was certainly reverse. " Videl sweatdropped.
" Heh-heh-heh. " Gohan laughed nervously, then shifted the car back into drive, " Now which direction did that farmer
say to go in again? "
" Forget the farmer, go left. "
" What? But, we can't just fly off in whatever direction we THINK they went in. He actually knows! Maybe I SHOULD get
out and ask, after all you were right about it being a good idea to ask for directi-- "
" OF SCREW ASKING DIRECTIONS! WE CAME FROM THE RIGHT SO THAT MEANS THEY MUST BE LEFT!!! IT'S LOGIC, GOHAN!!! " Videl
screamed angrily.
" You know for a second there I could have sworn I just heard my own mother talking to me. " Gohan said in a slightly
shocked voice.
" AND DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT ME! MRS. SON OVER-REACTS TO EVERTHING! DO I LOOK LIKE I'M OVER-REACTING TO YOU!!! "
" ... "
" WELL! " Videl shouted as Gohan turned the car down and headed left.
Gohan sweatdropped, ::old Son Goku proverb--when in doubt, play it dumb::


" Oh-kay, now why are we doing this again? " Goku said as he and Vegeta switched shirts and gloves/wrist thingys.
" To give our kidnapees a good scare! REMEMBER! " Vegeta said, slightly annoyed.
" I thought me screaming was the "scare" part. " Goku scratched his head, confused.
" Ahh, yes, that WAS the "scare" part. But THIS is the "good" part! " the ouji snickered as he removed his cape,
placed the larger, black version of his training shirt on, and re-attached his cape.
" You know Veggie, I'm getting the funniest feeling that there's something going on that you're not telling me. "
Goku narrowed his eyes in a pouty way.
" Uhh, heh-heh, what would I not be telling you? " Vegeta laughed nervously as he put the wrist things around his
wrists.
" Well, I know this may sound kinda Chi-chan-ish, but, I think you're lying to me. "
Vegeta froze, now a pale white, " Luh--LYING to you? Kakarrotto? "
" Yeah. I mean, Chi-chan was acting like she really didn't know what was going on. And when I think about it...you
have never agreed with her on anything ever since you two met! " Goku suddenly gasped, " Why would she help you in this game
of pretend when she's obviously in a bad position and why would she be so frightened to see me on your side and--*GASP*! "
he turned to Vegeta in shock and disgust, then glared at him, " Vegeta-- "
" Ehhhh.. " the ouji gulped.
" --there is NO WAY I'm gonna be able to get your little Veggie-sized shirt over my head! "
" GAH! " Vegeta fell to the ground animé style. He sat up and chuckled to himself, rubbing the sweat off his forehead
with his cape, ::That was a close one!:: he thought, getting up, " It's simple Kakarrot, just shove the shirt over your head,
it'll fit. "
Goku did so, then sweatdropped, " Wow Veggie, your shirt doesn't make it past my belly-button. YOU'RE EVEN LITTLER
THAN I PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT! " he gawked.
Vegeta grumbled and folded his arms, " Yeah yeah, thanks for the REMINDER, Kakarrot! " he thought for a moment, " OH!
And mess up your hair a bit. "
" You mean more than it is now? " Goku said, confused as he pointed to his wacky saiyajin do.
" Don't patronize me Kakarrot. " Vegeta sneered, messing up his own hair.
" Well, oh-kay. " Goku shrugged and tried to do so himself, " Say, did you ever notice that when you're sore at me
you always leave the "to" off at the end of my name? It's like, Angry Veggie=Kakarrot, Tolerating Veggie=Kakarrotto, and
Happy-gigglily-and-sometimes-trying-to-get-Chi-chan-mad Veggie=Kakay, Kaka-chan, and Kakarrotto-chan. "
" Hmm. " Vegeta stared at him in awe, " Interesting, I never noticed I do that. " he said honestly.
" SO! You'll call off scaring Chi-chan and tell me the truth about who does and who doesn't really know we're playing
pretend? " the larger saiyajin said eagerly. Vegeta glanced up at him and smirked.
" Not a chance. "
" OH! " Goku hung his head, disappointed.
" Now follow my lead. " the prince whispered, then kicked open the door to where the yawning, now-slightly tired
Goten and the still-foaming-at-the-mouth-in-shock Chi-Chi were tied up. Vegeta almost pulled a double-take when he saw the
near asylum-patient expression on Chi-Chi's face, " Oh dear.. " he muttered, almost pitying her, " ..ALMOST. " he added, then
went into another over-dramatic acting spree.
" OH KAH-KI!! You're soooOOOOooOOOoo SWEET to me! That had to have been the sole most BEAUTIFUL 10 minutes of my
LIFE! " the ouji moved about the room as if feeling faint.
" Seriously? " Goku scratched his head, baffled.
" NO, BAKA! " Vegeta bopped him over the head, then pulled him down to his height, " It's PRE-TEND!!! FAKE! Now make
up something juicy and frightening! Quick! "
" ...K! " Goku chirped happily, " There we were, minding our own bus-E-ness, when all of a sudden the GIANT
SAIYAJIN-EATING ORANGES ROSE FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE EARTH CRYING "MEATLOAF! MEATLOAF!" We KNEW we had to do something so I
whipped out my fancy blender and started a-blending. VRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAA!! It roared as it shwooshed the orangey masses inside
it's metal jaws of steel! Then we added some sugar and a couple cherries for flavor and shared the delicious beverage as a
toast to our victory over the large fruit from heck! "
" ... " Vegeta stood there with his jaw hanging open, " If I weren't so strong-willed I think I would cry. " he
murmured, " "JUICY" and frightening. I just HAD to say "JUICY" and frightening. " he turned to Goku, " Kakarrotto? "
" Yes little Veggie. "
" YOU, are a COMPLETE MORON! "
" Heeheehee, batteries not included, little Veggie. " Goku grinned widely.
" ... "
" ... "
" More like BRAINS not included if ya ask me. " Vegeta muttered.
Goku giggled at him.
" Now, let's try it again, shall we? " the ouji groaned.
" Oh-kay little buddy! " Goku gave him a thumbs-up sign.
" Ehhh... " Vegeta shook his head in distaste, " Kakarrotto, I want you to make up ANOTHER story. "
" K?... "
" And IN this story you are going to tell "Chi-chan" that you have just had the most WONDERFUL, SOUL-ENSNARING
experience with your little buddy that your tiny kaka-mind could ever fathom experiencing! You got that, Kakarrotto? "
Vegeta explained.
" Umm, yeah, I think so. " Goku nodded, then turned back to Chi-Chi.
" Good, I'm glad we have an understanding. " Vegeta said with relief.
" So there we were, gutting this kipper fish on the shores of Cape May when all of a sudden-- "
" Oh NO! Here we go again! " Vegeta moaned, covering his face with his hands.
" --a genie appears! " Goku said cheerfully, " Having escaped from the kipper we were gutting he thanked little
Veggie and I for our tremendous help in saving him. So he says, "for your tremendous help in saving me, Son Goku and
Son Goku's little buddy Veggie, I will grant you three wishes!". "
Vegeta walked over to a nearby wall and began banging his head against it while Goten laughed at him.
" And he turns to me first and asks, "Son Goku, what would you like as your first wish?" and I said, "Well Mister
Genie, world domination would be nice, or maybe immortality for me and my little companion seeing as Veggie has been
wanting that wish for a while..." he nodded to me and said, "have you made your decision?" and I said, "Yes, I wish for
a fancy hat!" Then out of nowhere, *POOF*! A fancy hat lay upon my head. It was gold and covered with speckles and
pom-poms. "
Vegeta sluggishly made his way back to where Goku was telling his story; now with a red mark on his face from
repeatedly smacking it against the wall.
" Then the genie turned to little Veggie and he said, "Little Veggie what is your wish?". " behind Goku, Vegeta
was slowly raising his hands to strangle the larger saiyajin, " And then little Veggie said, "I wish that Kakay and I could
be happy forever so I don't have to get grumpy all the time and my big buddy and I can enjoy life the way we should be--
and that is very very much!". " Vegeta's arms fell limp at his side. He waddled back to the wall, leaned his arm against
it and started sobbing into his arm.
" That left us with one wish left. And do you know what we used our last wish together for? " he whispered to Goten,
who stared back at him, wide-eyed, " Well, little Veggie and I wished-- "
" --AWW KAKARROT STOP IT ALREADY!!! " Vegeta wailed desperately.
" Oh. " Goku pouted, " Oh-kay little Veggie. "
The ouji regained composure, " Kakarrot. Let me try this ONE MORE TIME. "
" You know Veggie if you really wanna tell the story of what happened to us 10 minutes ago in the supply room then
the floor's all yours because my tongue's gettin really tired of talking-- "
" --KAKARROT! " Vegeta snapped.
" VEGGIE. " Goku responded in an equally loud tone. The ouji sweatdropped.
" Kakarrotto I want you to act as though we had a mushy little moment that lasted those 10 minutes, got all that,
slick? " Vegeta said flatly.
" ...OHHHH! Veggie wants me to act like a lil mush-head! " Goku grinned, nodding.
" Uh, yah, whatever you wanna call it. " Vegeta shooed him away.
" You know Uncle Veggie, Trunks and I NEVER have this many problems when we play pretend together. " Goten said
to him.
" Really? " the ouji replied dryly.
" Maybe you should consider psychotic therapy. "
" PSYCHO-therapy, Goten. " Vegeta corrected him, " Been there, done that. "
" Really? "
" Yup....and let me tell you, kaka-spawn, it is NO FUN being psycho-analyzed. Why those morons had this absurd idea
that I had an obsession with Kakarrotto. Is that far-fetched or what? "
Goten blinked, " Mr. Veggie sir, I feel that if I were to comment on this topic further I would be smacked upside the
head like some sort of half-saiyajin punching bag. "
" Oh, alright then--OOFA! " Vegeta yelped as something suddenly latched onto him from behind. He gulped nervously as
a familiar scent entered his nostrils. The ouji looked over his shoulder only to come face to face with a big-sparkily-eyed
Goku, " --AHH! "
" Hello is this any better? " the bigger saiyajin said in an even sweeter voice than the one he regularly used, if
that was at all possible.
" Kakarrotto let go of me now. " Vegeta gulped, glowing bright red.
" But I thought you wanted me to act wike a widdle mush-head? " Goku teased the tip of the ouji's hair.
" NO I DO NOT WANT YOU TO ACT LIKE A "LIL MUSH-HEAD" YOU BIG BAKAYARO!! " Vegeta managed to yell angrily through the
bright red glow on his face.
Goku let go of him and shrugged, " Yeesh, sometimes I think Veggie's more complicated than Chi-chan is! " he
exclaimed, now talking in his regular voice again. He turned to the half-sane Chi-Chi, who was still at the moment twitching
and foaming, " Don't you think so? "


" Getcha motor running! Doo doo dee doo dee doo dee! "
" Head out on the highway! "
" Doo doo dee doo dee doo dee! Lookin for adventure! "
" Doo doo dee doo dee doo dee! And whatever comes our way! "
" Doo doo dee doo dee doo dee! "
" Hey--hey didn't we just pass a house like that earlier. " Videl said, interupting the couple's sing-a-long with the
radio.
" Huh? " Gohan glanced out the rearview mirror, " Yeah, say that DOES look familiar. " he scratched his head, then
suddenly screeched to a halt, sending them both nearly flying out through the windshield, " Videl? "
" Yes, Gohan? "
" Please tell me it's just or imagination, or have we just spent the past 2 hours riding down the same road we came
up on? " Gohan said in a faraway voice. Videl looked at him like he was nuts, then peered out the window and groaned in
defeat.
" OHHHH-HO-HO! No... " she held her face in her hands, " SIX HOURS, Gohan. "
He swallowed nervously.
" We've been riding around for six hours. It took us three of those six hours to get to that farm. We just went back
2/3 of the way we came, and I can see the edge of Capsule City infront of us. Do you know what that means, Gohan? " Videl
turned to him, tired.
" It means we turned off in the wrong direction? " Gohan answered, laughing nervously.
" No, it, yes. Yes Gohan. And do you know what happens NOW? " she asked.
" Uhh, we turn the car around and head back up and act as if this whole thing never happened? " he grinned cheesily
at her.
" Nooooo, we turn the car around and PUNCH THE GAS! "
" WHAT?! I CAN'T DO THAT! WHAT ABOUT THE SPEED LIMIT! AND THE PEDESTRIANS AROUND! As Saiyaman it is my sworn duty to
protect the innocent and the defenseless! "
" OH YEAH! WELL HOW ABOUT YOUR MOM AND LITTLE BROTHER, "SAIYAMAN"! THEY'RE LOOKIN PRETTY DEFENSELESS BY THEMSELVES
RIGHT NOW! NOW ARE YOU JUST GONNA PUTT THIS JUICED-UP JALOPY DOWN THE ROAD OR ARE YOU GONNA BE A HERO AND HELP ME RESCUE YOUR
FAMILY!!! "
Gohan smiled at her victoriously, " Yeah, I AM a hero! I AM going to save my family, and I AM gonna give this car
every ounce of power necessary to get there!! "
" YEAH!! " Videl cheered as Gohan turned the car around and flew down the road, only to screech to a halt 5 seconds
later to find a LONG line of cars piled up infront of them. The two enthusiastic superheroes sweatdropped. Videl smacked her
head foreward on the dashboard.
Gohan sighed, " This, is gonna take a while... "
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5:16 PM 7/26/2002
END OF PART TWO
Vegeta: [gulps] [inside his Saiya-garden] (nervously) Uh, Kakarrotto? Kakarrotto where are you? Are you in here--AHHH!!! MY
GARDEN!!! [screams in horror to find the entire landscape has been trashed. Various forest animals native to Bejito-sei are
running about in a confused panic] My--my garden...[falls to his knees in shock]...YOU DESTORYED IT!!! [opens one eye as
something slimy splatters all over his face] Kakarrot?
Goku: [standing infront of him knawing on a red fish] (while munching) Hi Veggie! Gosh you make great food here. I had no
idea this kind of fish existed! [holds out the half-eaten fish]
Vegeta: Not anymore it doesn't. (heavy sigh) (exclaims) WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!! YOU'VE DESTORYED MY GARDEN YOU BIG IDIOT!!
Goku: YOUR garden? (blinks) [looks around at the devistation and bites his lip] Uhh, oh. I, gosh Veggie I'm sorry. It's just
that, well the sign SAID "Kakarrotto" so I figured--
Vegeta: (enraged) --YOU "JUST FIGURED" THAT BECAUSE THE DOOR READ A WORD THAT I CALL YOU THAT IT WAS "OH-KAY" FOR YOU TO
WRECK THE ENTIRE HABITAT! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU DID?!
Goku: (confused) Uh, no?
Vegeta: YOU RUINED THE LAST REMAINING PLOT OF NATIVE SAIYAJIN LAND YOU BLOCKHEAD!!
Chuquita: (watching them on the screen while eating popcorn and sipping on Pepsi) Tsk tsk tsk. He'll get away with it though.
Vegeta: (hears her from outside the room) NO HE WON'T!!!
Goku: (eyes widen) ...waitaminute! You mean this is actual homeland from our very home?
Vegeta: Yes it is homeland, that is it WAS, until you RUINED IT!!!
Goku: (gasp) Oh little Veggie, I am so sorry. I didn't know, I-- [looks at the backround and sniffles] --oh little Veggie
come here and let me hug you. (teary-eyed)
Vegeta: NOT ON YOUR LIFE! [forms a ball of ki in his hand] One step closer, Kakarrotto and I fry you!
Chuquita: (gawks) GAH! VEGGIE NO! WE NEED SON-SAN! [kicks open the door and steps in, then suddenly realizes the gravity
is 10X normal and falls heavily to the ground] (in pain) ...oww.
Vegeta: (ignoring her) One more step, Kakarrot. That's all you need to take to have your head blasted off your shoulders.
Goku: (giggles at him)
Vegeta: (angry) DON'T GIGGLE AT ME! I'M MAD AT YOU!!! YOU RUINED THE CHIA PET OF MY KINGDOM!! [points to the land around
them]
Goku: (giggles) No I didn't! [holds up a sole flower and hands it by the stem to the ouji] Heeheehee!
Vegeta: [looks down at the flower and frowns] Why?....
Goku: (blinks)
Vegeta: WHY MUST EVERYTIME I SUMMON UP EVEN A FRACTION OF MY RAGE YOU COME IN WITH ONE OF YOUR CUTESY SIMPLE LITTLE
KAKA-ANTICS AND JUST BLOW IT ALL AWAY!!!
Goku: (grins) Because we all love Veggie!
Chuquita: [stuck on the floor due to the high gravity] Yes, yes in a way we all do.....you mind helping me up? I can't
move.
Goku: Hmm? OH! [does so] You know you shouldn't come bursting in here like that. 10X gravity is dangerous to humans.
Chuquita: Yah, I noticed--AHH! [falls down again]
Vegeta: (points and laughs at her) HAHAHA!! [pauses and looks up to see Son rapidly sticking various flowers he had
in his pocket in random spots in the ouji's hair] ... (glowing bright red)
Goku: (looking at his masterpiece) There we go! Pretty as a picture.
Chuquita: And smelly as an ape.
Goku: ...SO! I'm done in here. (to Chu) Wanna head back to Veggie's bedroom? I wanna see if he still has that Bad Man
shirt of his.
Chuquita: (snickers) And those snazzy yellow pants.
[both let out a couple chuckles and leave the control room]
Vegeta: (standing by himself in the ruins of his Saiya-garden; still glowing) (faraway voice) ...why, Kakarrotto?
(angry) WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO!!!! [looks up at the flowers in his hair and rips them all out] UGH! YOU CAN'T
MAKE ME MAD ENOUGH TO HATE YOU AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME HAPPY ENOUGH TO LOVE YOU!!! (groans) Why must you confuse my
royal mind SO!
Chuquita: (pokes her head in the doorway leading to the control room) YO! VEDGE! YOU COMIN OR NOT!
Vegeta: (sighs) I don't know.
Chuquita: Fine, we'll search through your Earth-clothes without you.
Vegeta: (bolts to attention) WHAT?!
Goku: (voice giggles from offscreen) Hey Chu-sama! Little Veggie wears briefs!
Chuquita: (glancing over at him) Ooh, red even!
Vegeta: (scream of horror) AHH! KAKARROTTO'S IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER!!! MOVE!! [bolts out of the room and nearly
knocks Chu to the floor by doing so]
Chuquita: (turns to audiance) Well, that's it for Part 2 of "Up Up and Away!" Be sure to join us next time for what
will probably be the final chapter in this little tale.
Goku: It's choco-rific! [holds up a candy bar]
Chuquita: (smiles) Ooh, M-n-M's!
Goku: I found them in Veggie's sock drawer! [eats a handful] Want one?
Chuquita: (turns green) Uhhhh, no thanks.
Goku: (sad) Aww, ya sure?
Chuquita: Heh-heh-heh, yeah. I'm sure.