Note: I STILL do not own Fushigi Yugi... -.- but if you wish to donate money for me to buy fushigi yugi, please call 1-800-YouWillAllDie

*last time, Tasuki turned into Barney the Dinosaur. Now according the legends, Barney the Dinosaur is the scariest thing you can find in a haunted house. How will they get out of this mess?*

Kendra- I'm very very very scared... I NEED A HUG!

Nuriko- I'd give you one if I wasn't scared stiff...

Tasuki- Lets learn about friends...

Kendra- SOMEONE KILL ME!

Tamahome- Where'd Chichiri go? I thought he was going to put a spell on Tasuki to turn him back to normal?

Kendra- Ya well... ya see... I locked him in the closet.

Tamahome- Why exactly did you do that?

Kendra- I thought the story needed more excitement...

Hotohori- I thought Chichiri could teleport.

Kendra- Give me a break you guys, a fan fic can't be perfect!

*nuriko looks beside him and finds a pallet where the drink Tasuki drank was. Nuriko reads it*

Nuriko- Thou who shalt drink thou potion of thou doom, thy shalt be turned back to normal by thy theme song.... I think it means that someone has to sing the entire barney song. But of course I don't know the song.

Kendra- Like I'd know it.

Tamahome- Nooooooooo way would I know.

Hotohori- I spend to much time brushing my hair to watch TV...

*they all turn towards Mitsukake*

Mitsukake- ..........

Kendra- You know the song, doncha Mitzy?

Mitsukake- Maybe I do.... HEY! my names not Mitzy!

Kendra- Mitzy, mitzy, mitzy, mitzy....

Misukake- OK OK! I'll sing the barney song...

*Nuriko and Hotohori turn towards eachother*

Nuriko- Does he actually know the Barney song?

Hotohori- Well when we first met him he sure seemed to have a boring life... that or Tama likes to watch it.

*Mitsukake takes a microphone, that magically appears from no where, and starts to sing*

Mitsukake- I love you, you love me, we're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. I.... have no idea what comes next.....

*they all fall down, ANIME STYLE! HIWA!*

Tamahome- NOW WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO?!

*a dark shadow appears behind Tasuki/Barney*

Nuriko- What or who is that...?

*Barney doesn't pay attention to the shadow and herds me and all the seishi there into a little group. He stretches his arms wide*

Tasuki- HUG!

*They all scream in fear as the figure approaches from the shadows*

Kendra- It.. It's...

Tamahome- Miaka.....

Miaka- HI EVERYONE!

Hotohori- how did you get in here Miaka?

Miaka- You forgot to close the door to the haunted house... oh, Hotohori I brought you a gift!

*Miaka hands Hotohori a dictionary for his bad luck grammer problems*

Hotohori- gee miaka... that was, umm, thoughtful of you....

Miaka- I found it at the flea market for 25 cents! HA HA HA!

Kendra- Miaka, quick, sing the barney song before he hugs us!

Miaka- So Tasuki turned into Barney?

Kendra- How did you know?

Miaka- I just do, ya see, I know you don't like explaining things so I hacked into Fanfiction.net and read your fan fic. Pretty messed if ya ask me.

Kendra- ya well my sister hated the 1st chapter and she says this ones better...

Miaka: what you want me to sing the barney song?

Kendra- YES!

Miaka- How bout i just do this...

*Miaka opens the closet Chichiri was locked in and Chichiri turns Tasuki back to normal*

Kendra- Awwwwwwww... I wanted something exciteing to happen....

Chichiri- What do ya mean by that no da?

Kendra- If I let you just turn him back then the chapter would end right away kinda like it is now........

*Will they find their way out?*

Tasuki- Ya better be damn kiddin'

*tune in to the next chapter*