Note: *you find her looking at some papers* Only $32579732465476 more dollars until I can buy Fushigi Yugi... until then I do not own fushigi yugi. Oh sure, give Ms. Yuu all the credit now but wait till I own it. MUWAHAHAHHAHA!
*last time, Tasuki was healed. What horrors lurk in the house now?*
Kendra- now what do we do?
Chichiri- Maybe we should try the stairs no da.
*Hotohori reads his dictionary*
Hotohori- I'll be darned... awfulness IS a word...
Tamahome- Really? let me look at that!
*Tamahome and Hotohori huddle in a corner reading the dictionary*
Nuriko- I agree we should go up the stairs to.
Miaka- I vote we leave now.
Kendra- Miaka? do you have any idea how much this money means to Tamahome?
Miaka- well if thats the case, lets go up the stairs!
*voices inside Kendra's head*
Kendra's mind- Now my fanfic won't be totally ruined by leaving the house right now... hehee. *snicker*
*goes back to Outloud mode*
Kendra- Then its up the stairs we go!
Hotohori- aw'ful-ness.. adj. Colloq.. extreme in any sense; very bad; great; ugly;, etc.' as awful language; an awful dress; an awful thirst...
*Hotohori thinks to himself*
Hotohori- Awfulness may be a word, but I think I used it in a wrong way like I did in that sentence....
*Hotohori walks away from the dictionary, Tamahome was still drooling over it*
Tamahome- mon-ey. (mun'i). noun. coin; gold, ailver etc. coined by a government and used as a means of exchange......
*drools*
Tamahome- so much money in dictionary...
Miaka- TAMAHOME!
*Tamahome still drooling*
Tamahome- yes my love?
Miaka- we're going up the stairs, hurry up.
Tamahome- you go and I'll stay here
*Miaka hits Tamahome over the head and drags him up the stairs. He reaches to once they're up the stairs*
Tamahome- What was I doing? Oh well.
*Tamahome swipes Miaka into his arms and carries her*
Tamahome- Miaka...
Miaka- Tamahome...
Tamahome- Miaka...
Miaka- Tamahome...
Tamahome- Miaka...
Miaka- Tamahome...
Tasuki- Miaka... HEY WAITA' &@(#(@ second! I'm gonna be sick to mah stomach.
*Tasuki has a (semi) evil plot*
Tasuki- LOOK TAMAHOME! A GOLD RYOU!
Tamahome- WHERE?!
*he drops Miaka as Miaka falls down the stairs*
Tamahome- OH NO! MY LOVE!
Tasuki- Well I didn't mean for this to happen...
Tamahome- YOU SCUMBAG!
*Tamahome was about to hit Tasuki into the wall*
Nuriko- wait Tama-chan, thats my job!
*Nuriko hits Tasuki into the wall*
Chichiri- What about Miaka no da? I think she's hurt no da!
*Chichiri starts making his way down the stairs*
Kendra- NO WAIT! I shall miss you to much if you go all the way down those stairs Chichiri... please... don't leave me...
*Chichiri had a droplet*
Chichiri- But you were away from me the whole time I was in the closet no da.
Kendra- Thats why I locked you in the closet close to me *sniff*
*Kendra starts to cry as Chichiri goes back up to her and hugs her, YES! SCORE!*
Nuriko- Doesn't anyone care for Miaka's sake?!
*Nuriko makes his way down the stairs and looks at Miaka*
Miaka- My leg hurts so much...
Nuriko- I think Miaka's leg is broken... Mitsukake, get down here!
*Mitsukake was huddled in a corner*
Mitsukake (whispering to himself)- I love you, you love me... we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, Can't you see I smell like poo? No thats not it...
*Tamahome started to speak to Chichiri who was cuddling Kendra ^^*
Tamahome- Whats wrong with Mitsukake?
Chichiri- I have no idea no da.
*Kendra looks up from crying, she actually had a smile on her face*
Kendra- I know, because I made this fanfic. OK! Mitzy is pre-occupied at the time because he knows Tama will scratch his face off if Tama finds out he doesn't know the wole Barney song. Ya see, Tama's in the world-wide purple dinosaur fan club and it seems Barney's one of the top 5 richest purple dinosaurs in the world.
Chichiri- So thats whats wrong with him no da. You feel better now Kendra? no da.
*Kendra suddenly starts to cry out loud again*
Kendra- Noooooooooooooooo! WAAAAAAAAA!
*Back downstairs*
Nuriko- Guess I'll have to play doctor! HIWA!
*Nuriko goes behind a bookshelf and changes into a doctors outfit*
Nuriko- Got this from a old fogie for only 2 dollars! Now lets check Miaka!
*Nuriko uses the plastic utensils and somehow cures Miaka with the magic of plastic*
Nuriko- There, Miaka's all better now!
Miaka- I'm all better... My Master is Nuriko...
Nuriko- NO! ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
*Tamahome looks at Miaka and bonks her on the head and Miaka blows up*
Tamahome- Miaka was a robot to?!
Nuriko- OK OK! I got Chiriko to make a robot of Miaka so I could act like a hero and save her from a broken leg...
Chichiri- And the Chiriko robot no da?
Nuriko- Well of course I didn't know about that! That little punk stole my idea just so he didn't have to come here!
*Nuriko goes behind the bookshelf to change back into his clothes*
Chichiri- NOW are you fine Kendra no da?
Kendra- no...
Chichiri- Are you ok if I don't leave your side no da?
Kendra- YEP!
*Kendra starts to hug Chichiri squeezing him to death*
CHichiri- HELP ME NO DA!
Tamahome- KENDRA YOUR GONNA KILL HIM!
*Tamahome tears Kendra away from Chichiri*
Kendra- NO! MY LOVE! MY BLUE HAIRED LOVE! MY BLUE HAIRED MASKED LOVE!
*Tamahome gave Kendra the dictionary to look at*
Kendra- oooooooooooo purdy!
Tamahome- Are you ok, Chichiri
Chichiri- yes, no da.
*Tasuki finally recovers from the wall smash*
Tasuki- *@^#&@ Nuriko... Someday I'll bonk im' into a *^@# wall...
*Nuriko appears from behind the bookshelf*
Nuriko- Did I hear my name?
*no one answers*
Nuriko- oh well!
*A bucket of fish guts fall on Hotohori*
Hotohori- MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL DEEP CONDITIONED HAIR!
*commercial pops up*
Announcer- Have you ever had that fish guts problem?
Hotohori- I'M HAVING THE PROBLEM RIGHT NOW!
Announcer- Well use our 2 in 1 Head n' Shoulders shampoo...
Hotohori- Hey, I will! but why am I the only seishi on this commercial?
Announcer- we could only afford one, and all the Fushigi Yuugi lovers know how shiny and beautiful your hair is, our sales will increase rapidly... We now return to our regular programming.
Hotohori- NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK! TAKE ME WITH YOU! NOOoooooooooooo.......
*Back in the haunted house.*
Kendra- Mole- (mol), noun. a dark-colored spot or growth on the skin....
*Looks up at Nuriko's mole and smiled*
Kendra- hehee... love this thing.
*Suddenly a figure about the same height as Kendra appears*
Chichiri- who's that no da?
Kendra- its... its...
Jenelle- NURIKO!
*Jenelle starts running to Nuriko*
Kendra- NO NURIKO, WATCH OUT!
*Takes Nuriko's hand and drags Nuriko out of the way*
Kendra- THATS MY OVERLY OBSESSED NURIKO SISTER! SHES NOT INTERESTED IN ANYONE ELSE! WE MUST PROTECT NURIKO!
*Jenelle starts to foam at the mouth as the other seishi (besides Mitsukake whos still trying to figure out the Barney song) get their special abilities ready to fight the evil sister of doom*
Kendra- I must have something...
*Kendra reaches in her pocket for a weapon*
Kendra- AH HA!
*Kendra pulls out a fork*
Kendra- FEEL THE WRATH OF THE EVIL KITCHEN UTENSIL!
*They all gets ready to fight... To be continued... Will the foaming at the mouth sister be defeated? well I SURE HOPE SO!*
*last time, Tasuki was healed. What horrors lurk in the house now?*
Kendra- now what do we do?
Chichiri- Maybe we should try the stairs no da.
*Hotohori reads his dictionary*
Hotohori- I'll be darned... awfulness IS a word...
Tamahome- Really? let me look at that!
*Tamahome and Hotohori huddle in a corner reading the dictionary*
Nuriko- I agree we should go up the stairs to.
Miaka- I vote we leave now.
Kendra- Miaka? do you have any idea how much this money means to Tamahome?
Miaka- well if thats the case, lets go up the stairs!
*voices inside Kendra's head*
Kendra's mind- Now my fanfic won't be totally ruined by leaving the house right now... hehee. *snicker*
*goes back to Outloud mode*
Kendra- Then its up the stairs we go!
Hotohori- aw'ful-ness.. adj. Colloq.. extreme in any sense; very bad; great; ugly;, etc.' as awful language; an awful dress; an awful thirst...
*Hotohori thinks to himself*
Hotohori- Awfulness may be a word, but I think I used it in a wrong way like I did in that sentence....
*Hotohori walks away from the dictionary, Tamahome was still drooling over it*
Tamahome- mon-ey. (mun'i). noun. coin; gold, ailver etc. coined by a government and used as a means of exchange......
*drools*
Tamahome- so much money in dictionary...
Miaka- TAMAHOME!
*Tamahome still drooling*
Tamahome- yes my love?
Miaka- we're going up the stairs, hurry up.
Tamahome- you go and I'll stay here
*Miaka hits Tamahome over the head and drags him up the stairs. He reaches to once they're up the stairs*
Tamahome- What was I doing? Oh well.
*Tamahome swipes Miaka into his arms and carries her*
Tamahome- Miaka...
Miaka- Tamahome...
Tamahome- Miaka...
Miaka- Tamahome...
Tamahome- Miaka...
Miaka- Tamahome...
Tasuki- Miaka... HEY WAITA' &@(#(@ second! I'm gonna be sick to mah stomach.
*Tasuki has a (semi) evil plot*
Tasuki- LOOK TAMAHOME! A GOLD RYOU!
Tamahome- WHERE?!
*he drops Miaka as Miaka falls down the stairs*
Tamahome- OH NO! MY LOVE!
Tasuki- Well I didn't mean for this to happen...
Tamahome- YOU SCUMBAG!
*Tamahome was about to hit Tasuki into the wall*
Nuriko- wait Tama-chan, thats my job!
*Nuriko hits Tasuki into the wall*
Chichiri- What about Miaka no da? I think she's hurt no da!
*Chichiri starts making his way down the stairs*
Kendra- NO WAIT! I shall miss you to much if you go all the way down those stairs Chichiri... please... don't leave me...
*Chichiri had a droplet*
Chichiri- But you were away from me the whole time I was in the closet no da.
Kendra- Thats why I locked you in the closet close to me *sniff*
*Kendra starts to cry as Chichiri goes back up to her and hugs her, YES! SCORE!*
Nuriko- Doesn't anyone care for Miaka's sake?!
*Nuriko makes his way down the stairs and looks at Miaka*
Miaka- My leg hurts so much...
Nuriko- I think Miaka's leg is broken... Mitsukake, get down here!
*Mitsukake was huddled in a corner*
Mitsukake (whispering to himself)- I love you, you love me... we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, Can't you see I smell like poo? No thats not it...
*Tamahome started to speak to Chichiri who was cuddling Kendra ^^*
Tamahome- Whats wrong with Mitsukake?
Chichiri- I have no idea no da.
*Kendra looks up from crying, she actually had a smile on her face*
Kendra- I know, because I made this fanfic. OK! Mitzy is pre-occupied at the time because he knows Tama will scratch his face off if Tama finds out he doesn't know the wole Barney song. Ya see, Tama's in the world-wide purple dinosaur fan club and it seems Barney's one of the top 5 richest purple dinosaurs in the world.
Chichiri- So thats whats wrong with him no da. You feel better now Kendra? no da.
*Kendra suddenly starts to cry out loud again*
Kendra- Noooooooooooooooo! WAAAAAAAAA!
*Back downstairs*
Nuriko- Guess I'll have to play doctor! HIWA!
*Nuriko goes behind a bookshelf and changes into a doctors outfit*
Nuriko- Got this from a old fogie for only 2 dollars! Now lets check Miaka!
*Nuriko uses the plastic utensils and somehow cures Miaka with the magic of plastic*
Nuriko- There, Miaka's all better now!
Miaka- I'm all better... My Master is Nuriko...
Nuriko- NO! ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
*Tamahome looks at Miaka and bonks her on the head and Miaka blows up*
Tamahome- Miaka was a robot to?!
Nuriko- OK OK! I got Chiriko to make a robot of Miaka so I could act like a hero and save her from a broken leg...
Chichiri- And the Chiriko robot no da?
Nuriko- Well of course I didn't know about that! That little punk stole my idea just so he didn't have to come here!
*Nuriko goes behind the bookshelf to change back into his clothes*
Chichiri- NOW are you fine Kendra no da?
Kendra- no...
Chichiri- Are you ok if I don't leave your side no da?
Kendra- YEP!
*Kendra starts to hug Chichiri squeezing him to death*
CHichiri- HELP ME NO DA!
Tamahome- KENDRA YOUR GONNA KILL HIM!
*Tamahome tears Kendra away from Chichiri*
Kendra- NO! MY LOVE! MY BLUE HAIRED LOVE! MY BLUE HAIRED MASKED LOVE!
*Tamahome gave Kendra the dictionary to look at*
Kendra- oooooooooooo purdy!
Tamahome- Are you ok, Chichiri
Chichiri- yes, no da.
*Tasuki finally recovers from the wall smash*
Tasuki- *@^#&@ Nuriko... Someday I'll bonk im' into a *^@# wall...
*Nuriko appears from behind the bookshelf*
Nuriko- Did I hear my name?
*no one answers*
Nuriko- oh well!
*A bucket of fish guts fall on Hotohori*
Hotohori- MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL DEEP CONDITIONED HAIR!
*commercial pops up*
Announcer- Have you ever had that fish guts problem?
Hotohori- I'M HAVING THE PROBLEM RIGHT NOW!
Announcer- Well use our 2 in 1 Head n' Shoulders shampoo...
Hotohori- Hey, I will! but why am I the only seishi on this commercial?
Announcer- we could only afford one, and all the Fushigi Yuugi lovers know how shiny and beautiful your hair is, our sales will increase rapidly... We now return to our regular programming.
Hotohori- NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK! TAKE ME WITH YOU! NOOoooooooooooo.......
*Back in the haunted house.*
Kendra- Mole- (mol), noun. a dark-colored spot or growth on the skin....
*Looks up at Nuriko's mole and smiled*
Kendra- hehee... love this thing.
*Suddenly a figure about the same height as Kendra appears*
Chichiri- who's that no da?
Kendra- its... its...
Jenelle- NURIKO!
*Jenelle starts running to Nuriko*
Kendra- NO NURIKO, WATCH OUT!
*Takes Nuriko's hand and drags Nuriko out of the way*
Kendra- THATS MY OVERLY OBSESSED NURIKO SISTER! SHES NOT INTERESTED IN ANYONE ELSE! WE MUST PROTECT NURIKO!
*Jenelle starts to foam at the mouth as the other seishi (besides Mitsukake whos still trying to figure out the Barney song) get their special abilities ready to fight the evil sister of doom*
Kendra- I must have something...
*Kendra reaches in her pocket for a weapon*
Kendra- AH HA!
*Kendra pulls out a fork*
Kendra- FEEL THE WRATH OF THE EVIL KITCHEN UTENSIL!
*They all gets ready to fight... To be continued... Will the foaming at the mouth sister be defeated? well I SURE HOPE SO!*
