Miriam Lockheart, Jason Masters, Cynthia Ford, Phillip Kiriakis, Chloe Lane, Brady Black, Isabella Black, and Shawn Brady. What would I ever do without them? I'd die of boredom, that's what. I swear, watching these eight is like watching a soap opera.
Miriam, a.k.a. Mimi, is engaged to Phillip who is only with her to make his ex-girlfriend, Cynthia, jealous but that's okay because Mimi is also only using Phillip to make her ex-boyfriend, Jason, jealous and it just so happens that Jason and Cynthia are now dating.
Then there's Isabella, a.k.a. Belle, and her sex partner, Shawn, who don't have a relationship but they do have sex with each other quite often but, Belle has been wanting more lately, like a relationship, and if she can't get that from Shawn, well then she'll just have to go somewhere else but that won't make Shawn too happy.
Last, but not least, there's Chloe and her husband Brady who have been married since Chloe got pregnant at the age sixteen and they can't seem to stop having affairs even though they love each other, but that's the problem, they won't admit that they love each other.
See, was I right or what. Their lives is like a soap opera. A soap opera that I get to watch as much as I want.
Now, you're probably wondering who I am and so I'm going to tell you. My name's Wilfred, and I'm a fly on the wall. Literally. I fly around, following these people day after day, trying not to get squashed, and I watch how they interact. And let me tell you, I'm never bored.
