Note: *glares* I do not own Fushigi Yuugi... *glare* Really I don't *glare* I do however own... a... cat... named... Toby... *glare* I think I should die my cats fur blue... kinda like Chichiri's... I have blue hair... *glare* do I use... these... little... dots... to... much....? ......

*Last time, The sister foaming at the mouth was going to take Nuriko and hug him to death. Fortuneatly the amazing Kendra with extraordinary thinking speed came in and saved Nuriko from the rabid sister. HAHAHAHA......*

Jenelle: DGUSGUIDGBISHIGIDHOS

Kendra- What?

Jenelle: JHDIGSUOFSUFSUF!!!!!

Kendra: ok, who can speak moron?

Tamahome- I'm sure Nakago could...

Kendra: Thats not very funny... *tries to stick up for the Nakago fans, if there are any*

Tamahome- well I think it is...

*They all cough as Kendra withdraws her fork once again*

Kendra- Hey wait, when did I retreat my fork?

*Kendra has been arguing with herself for quite a while now*

Kendra- No I haven't...

Jenelle: HGDUFGASUUDG...

Kendra- yes Jenelle, we'll get you help soon.

*Kendra, with her fork withdrawn, started poking Jenelle insanely*

Kendra- MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chichiri- Scary no da...

Nuriko- very....

*Kendra stops poking Jenelle*

Kendra- wait, let me look up the word moron in this dictionary. Maybe then we will be able to understand her language...

*Kendra grabs the dictionary and flips through it*

Kendra- mor-on (mor'on), n. a person whose mental ability or intelligence is below normal....

Tamahome- Still sounds like Nakago to me...

Kendra- Shut it, Tama-Chan

Tamahome- Why should I?

Kendra- Because I write this fanfic and I can make all your money disappear!

Tamahome- oh.... OK!

Kendra- And to all those think I'm being mean to Tamahome, please forgive me.

Tamahome- kill Kendra... kill Kendra...

Kendra- Tama....

Tamahome- Yes?

*Turns Tamahome into a moron translating pencil*

Tamahome- What the heck?! A moron tranlating pencil? where the heck did you come up with that!

Kendra- I just ate Garlic Toast for lunch, gimme a break, I need milk...

Cow- Got Milk?

Tasuki- Where the hell did that come from?

Jenelle: KGHWIYGEUSFU!

Tamahome- Jenelle said "OMG! a cow! i love cows!"

Jenelle: KJHES!

Tamahome: she said "I like chocolate"

Kendra- well I could've told ya that.

Chichiri- Me, Nuriko, and Hotohori haven't talked for a while no da.

Kendra- Well I have to talk. I'm the main character. You forgot about Mitzy!

*Mistukake was dancing around in a Barney suit*

Mitsukake- I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, Yuu Watase is gonna sue! no wait thats not it...

Kendra- But I just put up there that I don't own Fushigi Yuugi... *glare*

Jenelle: IHGEDIGHDSIG!

Tamahome- She said "we have two cats"

Kendra- Ya, I said Toby and Cally.

Jenelle- UIHDIHSIN TOBY!

Tamahome- She said "you only put toby up there*

Kendra- Well I can't change it now... I never change what I write...

Jenelle: *sigh*

Nuriko- Hey! what happened to the battle to protect me?

Jenelle: NURIKO!

Kendra- AHHHHHHHHH QUICK! POWER OF THE FORK!

*Kendra pokes Jenelle in the eye with her fork and Jenelle's eyeball rolls out*

Nuriko- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK! GET IT AWAY!

*The Eyeball rolls in Hotohori's hair*

Hotohori- ITS IN MY HAIR! ITS IN MY HAIR!

Nuriko- I'D SAVE YOU HOTOHORI-SAMA! BUT ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GROSS!

Tasuki- You guys are &*@)@* wimps....

Hotohori- Don't call me a wimp... oh ya... ITS IN MY HAIR! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Tamahome- I'd save you if I weren't a Moron Translating Pencil!

Kendra- I'd change ya back but the spell can't be undone until an hour has past!

Tamahome: DAMN YOU!

Kendra- Ya i know... Its all my fault! CHICHIRI! WAHHHHHHHH

Chichiri- Don't cry no da. Its not your fault no da.

Tamahome- Who's side are you on Chichiri?!

Chichiri- uhhhhh.... no da?

Kendra- He's on mine! *eyes sparkle* Right my love?

Chichiri- .......

*Chichiri uses his magic to make Suboshi appear*

Chichiri- LOOK SUBOSHI'S HERE NO DA!

Kendra- I DON'T CARE!

Suboshi- What the hell am I doing here?

Tamahome- oh great, now we have to babysit someone who's only 2 years older then Chiriko...

Suboshi: WHAT?! THE SUZAKU CREEPS!

Kendra- WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' CREEPS!

Nuriko- Kendra, your not a Suzaku Seishi...

Kendra- yes I am.

Nuriko- no, your not.

Kendra- yes

Nuriko- no

Kendra- yes

Nuriko- no...

Kendra- YES! SO SHUT UP BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO A EVIL MANIPULATING HAMSTER!

Jenelle: SDKOGJSDFGJ;SL!

Tamahome: she said...

*Jenelle knocks Kendra unconcious*

Tamahome: "Die".....

Jenelle: IHGEDUIHWSIAH! HAHAHAHA!

Tamahome: she said, "No one but me shall talk to Nuriko... and then the insane laughter"

Nuriko- NOW JUST HOLD ON A SEC THERE!

*Kendra comes to*

Kendra- ok thats enough!

*Kendra transforms Jenelle into a newt*

Jenelle: help me.....

Kendra- MUWAHAHHAA!

*Squishes her sister*

Suboshi- No one answered my question...

Hotohori- ITS STILL IN MY HAIR! EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!

Kendra- Suboshi, your in a haunted house, I can't send you back until an hour has passed, its my fan fic rules =P.

Suboshi- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Hotohori- HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS IN MY HAIR!

Suboshi- OH FOR SEIRYUU'S SAKE!

*Suboshi uses his Seiryuu special powers to lift the eyeball out of hotohori's hair*

Suboshi- ewwwwwwwwww.....

Kendra- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! CHICHIRI! HELP!

Chichiri: alright no da...

*Chichiri makes the eyeball disappear*

Tamahome- why didn't you do that from the beginning Chichiri?

Chichiri- I was a little busy no da...

Kendra- CHICHIRI! I NEED A HUG!

Nuriko- I'll hug you...

Kendra- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ME WANT CHICHIRI!

Nuriko- ok ok, you don't have to go crazy over it... sheesh.

Suboshi- I have to stay with you Suzaku creeps for a whole hour?! AND IN THIS PLACE?! It gives me the creeps.

Kendra- actually its not that scary...

Tamahome- but its insanely weird...

Kendra- Have you noticed, we say the word "help" alot in the fic. Also the word "Insane" or "insanely".

Suboshi: ya right... I'm gonna kill you all...

Hotohori- Would Amiboshi approve of that?

Suboshi- Who cares about that!

Everyone: *gasp*

Kendra- Did you guys have a fight?

*Suboshi crawls in a corner and starts to cry*

Suboshi- I don't want to talk about it...

*Hotohori takes out his bottle of Head n' Shoulders and starts washing his hair*

Hotohori- where'd that cow go anyway?

Cow- Moooooooooooooooooo

Nuriko- you shouldn't have mentioned it, Hotohori-Sama.

*Will they ever find their way out?! WILL THE INSANITY NOT END! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHh*