A/N: I don't own Yugioh, like how I don't own any other animas either.
Also, sorry if I offended any Yami fans! I'm a Yami fan myself, but I'm
always tempted to torture him for some strange unexplainable reason…
Yami: That's because she's evil!
YK: …Anyway, I'll try not to make 'Girl Days' sound so sick. Besides, this chapter won't be centered on Yami and Seto that much, so not to worry! Enjoy! ^_^
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Girl Days
Plan
"Hi Yami!" Yugi gulped nervously as he stared into the eyes of his darkness. The boy and his friends had tried to sneak through the back door, only to be caught by a glaring Yami.
"Where have you been, Aibou?" the game king asked, folding his arms over his chest.
"Um…it was sooo nice outside that the gang and I decided to take a walk!" Yugi lied through his teeth, hoping that Yami would believe him…and ironically he did.
"Oh. Ok," Yami returned to unpacking the boxes of dueling cards. "But didn't it just rain? I never knew you liked the dampness so much."
"Er, well…I do now!" With that, Yugi shoved Tea, Joey and Tristan in front of him and scampered upstairs.
"Whew! That was close!" Yugi wiped his brows with the back of his hand. "We can't let Yami find out that we've been spying on him."
"You got that right, Yug," Joey agreed. "Yami knows a whole bunch of weird magic that he could use on us if he gets angry."
"Yami would never harm us!" Yugi glared at the blonde, taking it as an insult to his Aibou. "Well, as least not me."
"Where do you want me to hide the tape?" Tea asked, popping out a black rectangular shaped device from the camcorder.
"I'll keep it." Yugi reached for the tape, only to be intervened by Tristan.
"Um, maybe I should keep it, Yugi," Tristan offered, although it sound more like a question asking for permission rather than an opinion. "What if Yami finds it?"
"Don't worry, Tristan," Yugi replied. "If I keep it, then it'll be more convenient for me to retrieve it when I need to blackmail Yami."
"Hmmm…now there's a thought," Joey mused, eyeing the tape. "What should we make Yami do?"
"How 'bout washing the dishes for a month?" Tea suggested.
"Cleaning up our rooms!"
"Doing the laundry!"
"Baby sit all the kids in town!"
"Wearing a dress as a guy!"
A barrage of suggestions floated through the room, but Yugi soon controlled that with an ear-piercing whistle.
"QUIET!!!" the quiet and innocent boy that we all know and love hollered above the commotion, scaring the pants of Tristan and Joey. Tea jumped backwards and nearly dropped her camcorder, which she managed to save.
"Now, here's what I think we should force Yami to do." An impish grin crossed Yugi's face as he gestured for the group to advance forward. "But first, I'll need to make a phone call to the master of torturing…Mokuba Kaiba!"
***
Yami was setting new packs of cards into the display case when he saw Joey and Tristan trying to sneak the cordless phone upstairs. Of course, he didn't need to see to know it was they. The blonde and brunette had tried their hardest to be discreet, but unfortunately managed to knock over a chair, step on a rubber toy, and drop the phone.
"What are you doing, guys?" Yami asked suspiciously, casting a frown towards the two teens that have been caught red-handed.
"Uh, nothing Yami!" Joey rushed, gulping nervously. He didn't want to face Yugi's wrath if he was the one who blew up their little conspiracy.
"That's right!" Tristan supported his friend. "The phone's not used for a bad cause! Especially not for calling Mokuba and asking for ideas to torture you!"
"Well, if it's not for a bad cause, then OK," Yami gave a firm nod at the two teens who were sweating a pond of relief beneath their feet.
The king of games watched with amusement as Joey and Tristan scurried up the stairs, clenching the phone as if it were a block of gold.
***
"Did you get it?" Yugi asked, the question more likely to be interpreted as a demand.
"H-here," Joey passed the phone onto Yugi, who practically yanked his hand off.
"Let me guess: you got caught." Tea sighed as she rested her forehead against her hand, which was propped up by her other arm folded against her body in an animated exasperation. "Figures you two can't do anything right."
Joey and Tristan chuckled awkwardly, sneaking a glance at Yugi, who was too preoccupied with exploring the dials on the phone.
"Hello? Is Mokuba there?" Yugi asked after punching in the Kaibas' number.
A small voice rouse from the other end. "Speaking."
"Hi Mokuba! This is Yugi!"
The voice immediately amplified, both volume and immorality. "What's up, Yugi? Need ideas on torturing Yami, I assume?"
"Right!"
"Hmmm…let's see…" The younger Kaiba hesitated in thought. "How about if you compel Yami into wearing a pink, frilly apron with a pink dust pan and broom and make him clean up after you and the others?"
"Great idea! Thanks!"
"No prob! After all, I AM the master of torturing."
Yugi hung up and flashed a malicious grin at his friends, whom in turn grinned back.
"This is going to be fun---"
A sharp rap at the door interrupted Yugi's sentence, and Yami poked his head around the white wood that made the entrance.
"Hi Aibou! What are you hiding?" Yami asked, expression impassive as ever.
"N-nothing Yami!" Yugi quickly kicked the tape Tea gave him under the bed and stepped in front of it.
"…ok…" Yami sounded somewhat uncertain, but left Yugi and his friends alone.
"Whew…" The entire group sighed and returned to their mischief.
Meanwhile, Yami stood outside the doorway, momentarily forgetting about Seto.
'Ok, Aibou,' the game king thought. 'What are you hiding? You know that you can't keep me in the dark for long…'
~*~
YK: (nervously) So…what do you think? I hope it didn't offend anyone, especially any Yami fans
Kero: Why am I even here? I'm suppose to be with Sakura in CCS!
YK: Hey, I need a narrator! That guy from DBZ quite, remember?
Kero: Oh yeah…By the way, my monthly pay is up
YK: Here you go! Ten boxes of Hershey bars, in cold, hard chocolate!
Kero: ^_^
YK: R&R please!
Yami: That's because she's evil!
YK: …Anyway, I'll try not to make 'Girl Days' sound so sick. Besides, this chapter won't be centered on Yami and Seto that much, so not to worry! Enjoy! ^_^
~*~
Girl Days
Plan
"Hi Yami!" Yugi gulped nervously as he stared into the eyes of his darkness. The boy and his friends had tried to sneak through the back door, only to be caught by a glaring Yami.
"Where have you been, Aibou?" the game king asked, folding his arms over his chest.
"Um…it was sooo nice outside that the gang and I decided to take a walk!" Yugi lied through his teeth, hoping that Yami would believe him…and ironically he did.
"Oh. Ok," Yami returned to unpacking the boxes of dueling cards. "But didn't it just rain? I never knew you liked the dampness so much."
"Er, well…I do now!" With that, Yugi shoved Tea, Joey and Tristan in front of him and scampered upstairs.
"Whew! That was close!" Yugi wiped his brows with the back of his hand. "We can't let Yami find out that we've been spying on him."
"You got that right, Yug," Joey agreed. "Yami knows a whole bunch of weird magic that he could use on us if he gets angry."
"Yami would never harm us!" Yugi glared at the blonde, taking it as an insult to his Aibou. "Well, as least not me."
"Where do you want me to hide the tape?" Tea asked, popping out a black rectangular shaped device from the camcorder.
"I'll keep it." Yugi reached for the tape, only to be intervened by Tristan.
"Um, maybe I should keep it, Yugi," Tristan offered, although it sound more like a question asking for permission rather than an opinion. "What if Yami finds it?"
"Don't worry, Tristan," Yugi replied. "If I keep it, then it'll be more convenient for me to retrieve it when I need to blackmail Yami."
"Hmmm…now there's a thought," Joey mused, eyeing the tape. "What should we make Yami do?"
"How 'bout washing the dishes for a month?" Tea suggested.
"Cleaning up our rooms!"
"Doing the laundry!"
"Baby sit all the kids in town!"
"Wearing a dress as a guy!"
A barrage of suggestions floated through the room, but Yugi soon controlled that with an ear-piercing whistle.
"QUIET!!!" the quiet and innocent boy that we all know and love hollered above the commotion, scaring the pants of Tristan and Joey. Tea jumped backwards and nearly dropped her camcorder, which she managed to save.
"Now, here's what I think we should force Yami to do." An impish grin crossed Yugi's face as he gestured for the group to advance forward. "But first, I'll need to make a phone call to the master of torturing…Mokuba Kaiba!"
***
Yami was setting new packs of cards into the display case when he saw Joey and Tristan trying to sneak the cordless phone upstairs. Of course, he didn't need to see to know it was they. The blonde and brunette had tried their hardest to be discreet, but unfortunately managed to knock over a chair, step on a rubber toy, and drop the phone.
"What are you doing, guys?" Yami asked suspiciously, casting a frown towards the two teens that have been caught red-handed.
"Uh, nothing Yami!" Joey rushed, gulping nervously. He didn't want to face Yugi's wrath if he was the one who blew up their little conspiracy.
"That's right!" Tristan supported his friend. "The phone's not used for a bad cause! Especially not for calling Mokuba and asking for ideas to torture you!"
"Well, if it's not for a bad cause, then OK," Yami gave a firm nod at the two teens who were sweating a pond of relief beneath their feet.
The king of games watched with amusement as Joey and Tristan scurried up the stairs, clenching the phone as if it were a block of gold.
***
"Did you get it?" Yugi asked, the question more likely to be interpreted as a demand.
"H-here," Joey passed the phone onto Yugi, who practically yanked his hand off.
"Let me guess: you got caught." Tea sighed as she rested her forehead against her hand, which was propped up by her other arm folded against her body in an animated exasperation. "Figures you two can't do anything right."
Joey and Tristan chuckled awkwardly, sneaking a glance at Yugi, who was too preoccupied with exploring the dials on the phone.
"Hello? Is Mokuba there?" Yugi asked after punching in the Kaibas' number.
A small voice rouse from the other end. "Speaking."
"Hi Mokuba! This is Yugi!"
The voice immediately amplified, both volume and immorality. "What's up, Yugi? Need ideas on torturing Yami, I assume?"
"Right!"
"Hmmm…let's see…" The younger Kaiba hesitated in thought. "How about if you compel Yami into wearing a pink, frilly apron with a pink dust pan and broom and make him clean up after you and the others?"
"Great idea! Thanks!"
"No prob! After all, I AM the master of torturing."
Yugi hung up and flashed a malicious grin at his friends, whom in turn grinned back.
"This is going to be fun---"
A sharp rap at the door interrupted Yugi's sentence, and Yami poked his head around the white wood that made the entrance.
"Hi Aibou! What are you hiding?" Yami asked, expression impassive as ever.
"N-nothing Yami!" Yugi quickly kicked the tape Tea gave him under the bed and stepped in front of it.
"…ok…" Yami sounded somewhat uncertain, but left Yugi and his friends alone.
"Whew…" The entire group sighed and returned to their mischief.
Meanwhile, Yami stood outside the doorway, momentarily forgetting about Seto.
'Ok, Aibou,' the game king thought. 'What are you hiding? You know that you can't keep me in the dark for long…'
~*~
YK: (nervously) So…what do you think? I hope it didn't offend anyone, especially any Yami fans
Kero: Why am I even here? I'm suppose to be with Sakura in CCS!
YK: Hey, I need a narrator! That guy from DBZ quite, remember?
Kero: Oh yeah…By the way, my monthly pay is up
YK: Here you go! Ten boxes of Hershey bars, in cold, hard chocolate!
Kero: ^_^
YK: R&R please!
