Note: Okie, okie, so I lied about not having Quatre and Trowa in the fic. But I couldn't resist! Thanks to Neo Lady Sakura for lending in her madness to help make this eppy.
Ruki and Takato meet at the park.
Ruki: Hey, Takato.
Takato: Hey, Ruki.
Silence…
Takato, being a bit "illegally" drunk from everything, kissed Ruki on the lips.
Ruki, a bit shocked, she went with what he was doing to her.
Lee, who was walking around in the park, saw them.
Lee: *snaps shot* Wow. Good blackmail. This'll ruin Ruki's reputation!
Juri (who was walking with him): Lee, what are you doing? *sees the couple* OH!! TAKATO AND RUKI, SITTIN" IN A-
Lee: *covers mouth:* Shut up. You're ruining everything!!
Juri:
Whoa. they're actually making out...
Lee: *low whistle* I gotta record this! *Pulls out camcorder out of nowhere and
records*
Juri: Send me a copy! This is too KAWAII!
Ruki, thinking she was in a fantasyland, started to French Takato.
Lee:
*gasp* they're frenching! *turns on sound to hear Ruki moaning*
Juri: Do you think Hirokazu and Kenta will find out?
Lee: After I give them this tape, they will.
Juri: Do
you think they're not suspicious of us watching them, if they're actually
paying attention to the nature of this place?
Lee: Let's see...
Juri: ME
FIRST!! *Jumps Up* HEY, GUYS!!!
Lee: *jumps up too* HI!
Takato and Ruki: *Still frenching* .......
Renamon and Guilmon come by.
Guilmon:
Takatomon, do you have any bread? I'm hungry…
Renamon: They're....
Guilmon: *sweatdrop* Frenching…
Lee: still recording. WOW! They don't even care we're here!
Ruki and
Takato start to kiss more wildly.
Lee: Man, they're serious...
Juri: OMG....
Renamon: I can't beleive...
Guilmon: Did I just say frenching? What's that?
Lee, Juri, and Renamon fall due to his stupidity and curiosity.
Duo,
Sakura-Chan, and Mina come by.
Duo: There you are! I found you! Mina had to be picked up!! Did you guys forget
you had a child to take care of?!?!
Sakura-Chan: OMG, Mina don't look.
Mina: What are they doing? *closes eyes* oh, well. I can always ask Lee-Kun if I can see it next time, cuz Lee-Kun's recording it!
Kami-Chan
and Heero walk by.
Heero: This is worse than what I do in Gundam Wing. I thought I had it hard...
Kami-Chan: You never kissed Relena before on Gundam WIng! Are you kissing
Relena off-set?
Heero: No, the bitch was trying to seduce me off-stage on our coffee break, and
Duo thought she was more of a pervert than he thought.
Duo: That's true. Man, she practically stripped him!
Sakura: Really? Did that Hilde bitch do that to you, too? *craks knuckles* cuz I'll kick her but if she did…
Duo: slow
down! she didn't! I swear!
Sakura: you better be telling the truth...
Heero:
man, on Gundam Wing, Quatre tried to do that to Trowa off-set.
Kami-Chan: Really?
Heero: yeah, and to my surprise, Trowa accepted.
Kami-Chan: They're really gay...
Sakura: no wonder there are so many lemon fics about them
Kami-Chan:
You said it...
Both: *sweatdrop* they're definitely gay, and Takato and Ruki are insane!
Kami-Chan: Unless you did that to Duo...*snickers*
Sakura: hey I'm not the pervish one *points to Duo* he is!
Duo: Me?
Mina:
What's a lemon? Isn't it that sour stuff?
Everyone, except the kissing couple: You don't wanna know…
Mina: Yeah, I do. What's the reason why I asked?
Sakura: I'll tell you later.
Mina: thank you!
Sakura: Welcome. Just don't tell anyone okay?
Mina:
*nods*
Back to Ruki and Takato
Ruki & Takato: *Ruki Moaning*...
Kami-Chan & Heero: Perverts
Sakura & Duo: ditto
Juri & Lee: ditto ditto
Mina: what's a pervert?
Sakura: I tell you that later too
Mina: Is it like that Lemon thingy you were talking about?
Sakura: Sorta. Do you want me to tell you now?
Mina: Yup, before you forget to tell me later.
Sakura: Okay. *Turns to the others* I'm taking mina to get ice cream so she doesn't have to see this
Mina: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, please.
Sakura: Okay *buys the ice cream and then they go to her house* come in
Mina: *steps in*
Sakura: What do you want to know first?
Mina: I don't care
Sakura: okay I tell you what a lemon is. A lemon is a story were people have sex, kinda like a porno
Mina: explain
Sakura: okay your mom and dad had sex to have you. Sex is the thing the people do to have babies, got it? Mina remind me to tell ur parents they owe me big time
Mina: Ok. What's Sex?
Sakura: *sweatdrop* well...uh...*gets out video and puts it on* what the people are doing in the video is sex
Mina: I
regret asking you.
Sakura: You see? That's why you don't wanna know...Never explain this to your
kids...
Sakura: *turns off video* a lemon is what u saw explained very graphically. And you'll learn this in school anyway. Now do u have any questions?
Mina: Not...anymore...
Sakura: this was a quick lesson to compare when they teach you in 8th grade and they spend a month on it. A prevert is someone who thinks about sex and stuff like that all the time and do it front of people, too.
Mina: Eww....
Sakura: Yes I know so lets move of this subject into something much more fun, like going to an amusement park?
Mina: No, let's go to the circus!
Sakura: *thinking* Trowa and Qautre are there...this will not be good. I wonder if she knows...she probably does...Okay lets go *grabs her purse full of cash* if u see Quatre or Trowa do not tell them about what we talked about okay. Let's pick up Duo, Kami-chan , and Heero.
Mina: What about mum and dad?
Sakura: *sweatdrops* their busy at the moment
Mina: Ok.
Sakura: *opens the door and gets out* Comin?
Mina: of course
20 minutes have past, and now Takato's examining Ruki's body with his mouth
Heero: Lee, if you give this to Relena, she'll definately have me on the next episode.
Lee: why?
Heero:
You weren't paying attention, were you?
Ruki: *moans* Takato...
Takato: ...
Lee:
no...
Heero: *sweatdrops*
Sakura and Mina come with Sakura covering Mina's eyes. Sakura: Are they still at it?
Everyone
except Ruki and Takato: Yes, and they're getting serious!
Kami-Chan: Takato's examining Ruki's body....with his mouth!
Sakura: Oh my. Duo, Heero, Kami-chan: want to go to the circus with me and Mina
All three: Yeah!
Juri and Lee: Go without us.
Sakura:lets go then. Duo you're driving
Duo: *whimpers* why me?
Sakura: Cuz there is a little one here *points to Mina*
Duo: So?
Sakura: And I have to take care of her*whispers* and make sure she doesn't ask Heero or Kami-chan, what a homosexual person is.
Duo: *eyes open wide* ok, ok, ok. I'm driving. Lee, Juri, sorry, demo, you'll have to take your car. Mine's full.
Sakura: Got it!
Duo: what?
Sakura: Never mind lets just get in to the car.
Duo: Okie.
Sakura: Thank you. Did I tell u how cute you are?
Duo: uh...
On car Trip...
Sakura: *points to big tent* we're here Mina
Mina: Zutto, Zutto, Zutto, Issho ni itai kara, nee kenka shitemo nakanaori shiyou anata to nara zettai umaku iku yo, sou motto motto motto genki ni nareru hazu~~! *stops singing* that fast?
Sakura: Yeah weren't very far away from it
Mina: oh. Mum and dad aren't home yet, are they?
Sakura: Let me see*opens cell phone and calls lee* Yo, Lee, are they done yet?
Lee on other line: Nope. And my camcorder battery is running out, too. Ruki and Takato are both half naked, and they're both examining each other with their mouths.
Sakura: Man, what are they going to keep on it?
Lee: I dunno…
Sakura: Don't worry I slipped you an extra battery before we left it should be in your pocket
Lee:
*checks pocket* Oh, thanks! *feels something in back pocket* Oh! And extra
battery!
Kami-Chan: well, that makes over 5 hours of videotaping!
Sakura: No way they've been at if for over for 5 hrs?
Sakura: So what's going on now, Lee?
Lee:
They're doing the same thing...wait, no...They're back to frenching.
Ruki: *moan* Takato...
Sakura: Man, are they making a porno or what?
Lee: it seems like it...
Sakura: Probably.
Lee: Oh no...Oh, no...
Sakura: What?
Lee: They're making it worse...They're having...
Sakura: Don't tell me their turning it into lemon
Lee: yes they are...*you can hear Ruki screaming After Takato went in her on the other line*
Sakura: If Mina asks you to see the tape tell her you gave it to one of us okay?
Lee: I promise. This thing's turned into rated NC-17!
Sakura: So, what they doin' now, Lee?
Lee:
they're still at it...
Sakura: *to Duo and the others* they're still at it.
Duo: Betcha $50 they'll stop at Lee's Second battery, Heero!
Heero: I'll betcha $100 they'll last longer!
Sakura: I $200 bet that they them doing will be a big porn movie!
Duo and Heero: DEAL!
Sakura: Deal. *To Lee* what they doin now?
Lee: Oh, damn...I wasted my first battery. *puts in second* who's winning the bet so far?
Sakura: If it's turning out to be a big porno movie, I am
Lee: *3 hours later (after some talking off subject)* Damn...I wasted the second battery *puts in 3rd* now who's winning?
Sakura: A tie between me, and Heero
Sakura: Is it turning out to be a big porno?
Lee: *another three hours later (after off-topic talking)* Man, I have to put in the last one Juri gave me!
Sakura: Beside the tree your next their is a big bag in that bag their is thirty 5hr batteries.
Lee: excellent!
Sakura: What do ya say?
Lee: Ruki climaxed. *two seconds later* Now Takato.
Sakura: Are they going at it again?
Lee: Yup. *still recording*
Sakura: *smacks head* man are they horny or what!
Lee:
Yeah, they are...
Duo (you can hear him yelling on the other line): Damn it Damn it damn it! I
lost the bet! Okie, who do I give the money to?
Sakura: My bet is still on. *To Lee* Don't tell me they have chocolate syrup…
Lee: They do...
Sakura:*gags* man. *To others* They have chocolate syrup
Duo and Heero: They ARE perverted!
Sakura: duh! *To Lee* What's up now?
Lee: *spots someone* Sakura, I think you won the bet.
That Someone: Hey, I need a copy of that for the movies section on Playboy.com
Sakura: Cool. *To Heero and Duo* pay up boys
Duo:
Damn. Lost to my girlfriend!
Heero: Omae o Korosu...
Sakura: *pulls out a semi automatic* Don't even try it
Heero: *whimpers*
Another Note: Just don't ask how we got our insanity to make this fic…just don't ask…
