One can never say if Ariel and Trisana were fortunate or unfortunate when being kidnapped by the dashing orc with long blond flowing hair and great blue eyes that one could drown in.  However, they were somehow not the least bit pleased with the whole idea.

          "Once an orc, always an orc," Ariel quoted to Trisana in a loud whisper.  The orc paid them both no heed as he cantered down the road.

           "Shan't we run out of gas soon?  I'm dreadfully hungry and desperately need to attain a laboratory immediately in order to treat my feminine needs."  Trisana said aloud.  The orc, flustered by the rowdy and obnoxiously simple women he'd taken captive and decided to stop at a seven eleven in order to relieve Trisana's bloated bladder and also to replenish it not to mention treating her 'feminine needs'. 

          Ariel stopped into the store to buy fresh grapefruit, tofu lasagna, and garlic.  (The garlic was supposedly used to keep orcs away but Ariel was constantly getting fowl creatures mixed up.  Anything that looked creepier than herself, she considered queer and out of the ordinary even if it was not out of that strange looking.)  When the clerk gave her a strange look and told her they had none of the products she requested, she demanded to speak with the manager.  Ariel ranted and raved and still did not get her tofu lasagna, fresh grapefruit, or her garlic.  She gave up and went outside to see that Trisana was still alive and no one had dropped toxic chemicals down the drain or a cherry bomb or…  the numerous possibilities were amounting up, after all, so much can happen when one is on the john.  When she got to the bathroom door, a cold clammy hand grabbed her from behind and dragged her into the men's room right across from the women's.

          The floor was tiled in little black squares and the white walled concrete was grimy and gritty.  The place reeked of anti-disinfectant and Windex cleaner.  This was quite strange since the window which also served as a vent, was plastered over in thick bug guts while the acid rain beat against the outside till it was glazed in opaque white and green.  Flies and other bugs rested on the windowsill dead and decaying into the grain of the wood.  All in all, it was just the place that one would want to live.

          "Shhh!"  said the person behind Ariel.

          "Trisana?  Is that you?  I don't much like this game and my bladder is making its dreadful call," Ariel said.

          "This is no time for urinating!"  Trisana cried still barely above a whisper, "this is time to plan our escape.  Hurry now!"

          "And just how so do you plan to do that?  He's like a hawk, a hawk with lushes flowing blond hair and bright eyes the color of the sea when one is lost in it.  And his arms are strong and lithe, his body toned to a fixed point that exceeds all immortal or mortal men and…By God!  He's probably watching us right now!"

          "This is why we must hurry," Trisana said.  At first, Ariel's slow-witted mind did not process why they were running at all.  She pondered it further only to realize it was indeed an orc that they were running from and their need for speed away from this creature was immediate and necessary.

          "How so do you plan to carry this whole thing out prey tell?"  Even before her almost inaudible voice could get these words out, Trisana dragged out the unconscious truck driver who'd gone to the latrine in order to use the urinal.  Anyway, he'd been knocked on the head with Trisana's hardened pancake batter because no one, not even the orc, wanted to eat her scrumptious pancakes.  Why she had kept her pancake batter in her pocket while it hardened, the world may never know.  But in any case, she was lucky she had it with her.

          "We haven't much time," Trisana replied to Ariel.

          "Then we must hurry," Ariel said in a deep meaningful tone.  It was the first words out of Ariel's mouth that ever sounded so sincere.

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          "YEEEE-HA!"  both the girls screamed out wildly as they turned the key and the truck started driving away, the ignition caught and they were on their way.  The orc, as they looked out the rearview mirror, was staring on after them.  His mare had shied at the sound.  The orc's handsome blue eyes and gaping mouth penetrated through them even as they drove out of sight.

          "Ha ha!"  Ariel began laughing histerically and having abdominal spasms like she was a monkey in labour, "we beat them!  We crushed 'em.  We smolted em good.  We are the champions!  We are…SO FREAKING DEAD!"

          Both girls screamed like drowning Siamese rats as the truck roared on.  The looked into the great wide mouth of the thing they most now feared.

Hee hee, I'm such a nasty little writer,  yep, I'm leaving it here.  This was a bit shorter than I'd planned but oh well, more in the morn.  I'm a greedy little one for reviews so get them in please, even if they are bad.  I'm going to post the next chapter tomorrow and I'll let you know what happens to Ariel and Trisana even if you don't care.  Oh well, that's it for now.  Still thinking of ideas but here's the chapter that is finally posted!  Whoa, thought I'd never type it up but hey, I'm true to my word to extents.  Bye bye now!