The fellowship had been accustomed to living the free life by now at the white little house with its white picket fence. The men played games that they had found hidden under loads of laundry and also found the remote control. For awhile, they contained themselves and did no harm to the house. Of course, by evening, one of the hobbits had stripped the white picket fence of its pickets. After this, they proceeded to paint the white little picket-less fence many tints and shades of burgundy. When, in the morning, Legolas found that the poor little fence had been vandalized, punished the hobbits. The men did not know precisely which little short fat guy to punish so they strung all four hobbits up on a clothesline and pelted them with sponges.
It was later in the evening and they had left the hobbits out to dry. Boromir was concentrating hard on a vicious game of Mancholla. Aragorn was deeply engrossed in some soap opera on TV while he tried to collect all fifty quarters that represented each individual state of America. Little did he know that not even half of the quarters had come out and this made it impossible to finish his duty of the avid coin collector. Gimli, who was playing Mancholla with Boromir, had also discovered some embroidery thread and was now making friendship necklaces. Gandalf, who was still nursing his hurt bottom, was ransacking the linen closet for no apparent reason. Legolas was practicing his archery on the tree that stood in the front yard until the neighbor came and yelled at him about how good elves and tree huggers should care about nature. Then he went on to describe the anatomy of a single seed and its process of developing and production. Legolas climbed the tree and began chucking pine cones at the man until he went back into his house.
They had left the hobbits out to dry for the main part of the day before they brought them back in. Nothing of major importance had happened so far and all the fellowship awaited the return of the two precious girls.
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The girls had far less luck and were considerably in more danger and having more significant a life than chucking pine cones at their neighbors.
"Really!" Trisana said in disgust, "they should not put clearance heights on the bridge, how truly inconvenient especially when your truck cannot fit under it."
"I say, rightly said Trisana," Ariel replied, "it was mighty stupid and inconsiderate person to whom would come up with such design. What good is the height of a bridge's clearance level if your already going through it? I've often pondered such things myself. I mean, once again, who in their right mind tell you that your truck can not fit under the damn bridge if your already heading full speed toward it!"
Yes, so nothing much happens in this chapter either but please review and tell me if I should go on. I haven't many ideas at present so some ideas would be quite useful. Once again, please read and review.
