I end up with owning nothing. *sniffles at the beauty? At the fact she owns nothing? Sniffles for what?????*
Washed Away Gem
Epilogue
Happy ending for four and hell for two
Helga stayed with the Kincaids, making everyone promise not to tell Big Bob or Miriam or Olga of her return for fear they may feel some unnecessary obligation that would make her life a living hell. She maintained her sweet nature she had as Helen, but still had her old habits of being bossy and aggressive. Heh, especially in bed, but I matched her very well, I think. She went on to Harvard with Phoebe to study to be a lawyer and poet while Phoebe studied to be a marine biologist, but she also took some business and law classes.

I kept in touch with Helga and went to Stanford with Gerald to study writing, while Gerald took drama and voice and business classes.

Helga and I married after she was made partner in a firm close to Gerald's radio station's building where my office was also held. Helga was made partner as previously stated, but soon went on to making her own firm in which Phoebe was her assistant in between her studies.

Phoebe also married Gerald, and though we live on the opposite sides of town, we see each other quite a bit. Anyway, that's that.

Oh, and Rhonda was kicked off her throne by Helga and later became a third-rate fashion magazine editor.

And Lila...well, last I heard she became a farmer of a cattle ranch with her husband, Stinky. I wish him all the luck in the world with her.

~*Fin*~

*still sniffling* I still don't have any pork monkies. ;_;