Trigun and "She Thinks My Tractors Sexy" by Kenny Chesney are not mine. My life will slowly continue after this. But if you know the song, sing it to that tune, well sorta try. I couldn't bc I cant sing. :p Lww

Ridin' these steamers in the hot sandy desert Milly and Meryl, Lordy here they come With a box full of donuts and keg of wild turkey I put on a smile and the walk right up Meryl opens up the box and I eat 'em all up Just look at her face she ain't foolin me

She thinks my donuts tasty She really wants one of 'em She's always starin at me While I'm scarfin 'em down I like the way she brings 'em when we're runnin from some guy Meryl's always grouchy and abuses me But she's the only one who really, really knows what gets me She thinks my donuts're tasty

We ride the Steamer till we run out of desert Get high jacked by a dirty old geezer Take 'em in one shot or two She said she's got a box and I ask if it's mine I want a little donut just a box full of them One more teeny weeny donut before she beats me

She thinks my donuts tasty She really wants one of 'em She's always glarin' at me While I'm scarfin 'em down I like the way she brings 'em when we're runnin from some guy Meryl's always bitchy and mistreats me But she's the only one who really, really knows what gets me I thinks her donuts're tasty

Well I aint into cheese or snickerdoodles But if it's a donut it'll light my eyes up

She thinks my donuts tasty She really wants one of 'em She's always gawkin' at me While I'm scarfin 'em down I like the way she brings 'em when we're runnin from some guy Meryl's always pissy and hurts me But she's the only one who really, really knows what gets me She thinks my donuts're tasty She thinks my donuts I think her donuts She thinks my donuts're tasty!