Ponie: 'Allo again. Welcome to We Own D, R, H. Angel: Don't give any thing away!
Ponie: Hay, We own D, R, H. is our title! Angel: Oh, ya! Ponie: *says sarcastically* Ya!
Disclaimer: We do not own any of the characters, or maybe we do... huh? Oh, ya but we do own us (Roxie, Sami, Helen.)
*Draco and Ron appears*
*they both look around in confusion.*
Sami and Roxie: Ahhhhh! Oh my gosh!
*They both run up to the boys. Roxie up to Draco and Sami up to Ron.*
Sami to Ron: can I have your autograph, can I, can I, Please!
Ron *confused* um... yea.
*Sami grins and holds out a thick stack of paper.*
Sami: Yay! Okay, sign here, and here, and here, *flips page* and here and here.
*Ron signs places indicated.*
At the same time...
Roxie to Draco: Can I have your autograph?
Draco: um...yeah...I guess
*Roxie pulls out an identical stack of papers*
Roxie: great, now sign here, and here, and here, *flips page* and here and here.
*Draco signs places indicated*
Both Girls: YEAH! *Starts chanting* WE NOW OWN YOU, WE NOW OWN YOU! YEAH!
*Harry pops in, just as Helen comes in this story*
*Harry looks around at the squealing girls (now stopped chanting) and Helen runs up to Harry*
Helen: Can I have your autograph? Huhuhu can I PLEEEEEESSSSSEEEE!!??
Harry: Sure...*he says ignoring the shaking heads of Draco and Ron*
Helen: COOL. Now please sign here, and here, and here, *flips page* and here and here.
*Harry signs places indicated.*
All three girls start chanting: WE NOW OWN YOU, WE NOW OWN YOU!
YEAH!
Sami: Now we get to hug you and squeeze you and put make up on you and...
Another pop is heard and the girls turn around and see J.K. Rowling standing there.
J.K.: sorry girls these boys signed a 7-yr. contract with me.
All 3 girls: Awwwwwww! *All 3 boys look happy at the sound of what she said*
During the middle of the "Awwwwwww" a beam of light forms around Helen and then she is gone because Meg wants her to help her with the operation of the tellathorterthingamigigger.
*Helen disappears, everyone looks at each other, shrugs, and the H.P. characters vanish with a pop and Roxie and Sami go away.*
And we all live (believe it or not) happy ever after.
THE END
(*Ponie starts singing *It's the end of the STORY as we know it...)
A/N: Ponie: if you want to know what happened to Helen read Spock Lover's story called Harry Potter meets Lord of the Rings
