"Trunks?" Goten asked looking around, not really expecting a response.

"Goten, you dumb butt, I'm right here!"

"Where?"

The miniature Trunks flew right in front of his best friend. "Do you see me now?"

"Wow, cool! You're so small! How did that happen?"

Trunks shook his small head. "You know that button you pushed on the watch? Well if you pushed it, it will make you this small." Trunks quickly pushed the button to turn back to his regular size. He sighed with relief, glad to be taller again. "See? When Gohan gets closer to use, we can shrink him to that size. He can't hurt us. It's perfect, don't you think?"

"And we will turn him back, right? In a day or so?"

"Yeah, sure, whatever you say," lied Trunks. He hadn't planned to let Gohan turned back to his usual size. The young saiyan prince knew Gohan would kill them both if he ever got the chance. He wasn't about to let that happen. "Okay, he's getting closer."

"Trunks, Goten!" shouted Gohan as he got into hearing range of the two boys. He kicked up his speed to reach the boys faster.

"Goten, stand behind me." Goten rushed to follow his friend's order, in the process accidentally hitting the watch on Trunks' wrist, spinning the face of it. Trunks, who didn't realized that now the watch was facing him and Goten, pushed the red button as Gohan reached out for him. The two boys shrank.

"Trunks? What happened?"

"I don't know. Let me change us back." Trunks looked down at his wrist to find it was bare. He frowned. The watch wasn't there at all! He looked up and noticed a smirking Gohan holding the missing watch.

"Looking for this?" Gohan swiped his kid brother and friend up with his other hand, trapping them. "Now, I think I just might let Pan play with these two little demon bugs that I recently caught."

"But Gohan," said the confused, tiny Goten through Gohan's hand. "You haven't caught any bugs recently. If you did, you have given them to me."

Gohan laughed. Inside his hand, Trunks kicked Goten. "You idiot! He's talking about us."

"B-but we're not bugs!"

* * * * *

"Vegeta, I'm sorry for what I said. I didn't really mean it. Will you forgive me?"

As calmly as he could, Vegeta said, "No."

Bulma glared at her husband. "Vegeta, I said I was sorry. You are suppose to forgive someone when they said they were sorry," she yelled.

"I don't have too, woman!"

"Yes you do!"

"I don't!

Bulma threw a punch at him. It didn't even tickle him. He even said so. This made Bulma even madder. She needed some way to make Vegeta understand. And the only way she could really make him understand if she was as strong as him. If she used the Namek dragonballs, she could make herself as strong as he was. Bulma smiled as she plan her trip. She turned and walked away from the confused Vegeta to get her daughter.

What does that crazy woman have plan now? he asked himself.

Bulma found her daughter giggling with Son Pan. She pulled her away so no one could hear what she is going to do. "Bra, sweetie, could you do me a favor? I want to go to planet Namek to make a wish on the Namek dragonballs. Do you think you could take me there?"

"I don't know where Namek is, silly! How do you think I can get you there?"

"You can use Goku's instant transmission to get us to Namek."

Bra shook her head. "Sorry, Mommy."

Bulma turned to look at Goku thoughtfully. Maybe she could trick Goku into taking her to Namek. She walked over the saiyan. She felt Vegeta's hot glaze on the back of her neck. "Goku," she sang softly.

"Bulma, what are you up to?"

"Nothing big. Can you do me a favor? Please? You owe me. I think it's time for you to pay me back."

Goku rubbed the back of his neck. He knew Bulma was right. She had helped him and their friends numerous times. She rarely asked them for anything. But he didn't want to get in the middle of one of Vegeta and Bulma's famous verbal spars. "Sure, as long as it doesn't involve damage to my friend."

"Nope, this favor won't damage your friend." But Goku didn't say exactly who his friend is. Goku could be talking about Yamcha or Krillin not Vegeta, who she knew he was really talking about. She would just pretend she didn't know who he was talking about. Goku would understand. She nodded happily to herself. "Take me to the new Planet Namek."

Goku put to fingers to his forehead as he reached out for Bulma's hand. Bulma closed her eyes. When she opened them again, she found herself and Goku on the green planet. "Thanks, Goku." She reached into her pockets searching for her case of capsules. "Where did I put those?"

Goku scratch his head. "Um, Bulma? What are you going to do here?"

"Found it!" She held up her special case of capsules. "Oh, what? Um, I'm going to use get the Nameks to agree to let me use the dragonballs to make a special wish of mine."

"Why?"

"Well, Goku, everyone always get to make a wish with the dragonballs. Now it's my turn. Plus it's a surprise for my husband." Under her breath she muttered, "And that idiot father-in-law of mine."

Of course with his saiyan ears he heard the muttered sentence. "What's wrong with King Vejita? I like him. He has this really neat cape and…"

"Goku," Bulma said placing a hand on her long time friend's arm. "I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything about that idiot! Do you hear me?" she screeched.

Goku covered his ears. "Loud and clear, Bulma. Do you want me to help you with the dragonballs?"

She pushed back her blue hair behind her ears. "Nope. I've got it all cover. I'll find them all by myself. When I need to get back home, I'll just see if I can use another wish to wish me back home. If not, just come back in a day or so to pick me up. I'm sure it won't take me look to gather the dragonballs. Certainly not several months or anything. With my new invention, I can get around the planet in no time."

"Are you sure?"

"Yep. Tell Vegeta, Trunks, and Bra that I'll be back soon and for them not to worry about me. Nothing could go wrong. Trust me!"

"If you're sure?" And with that Goku was gone.

Bulma open her capsule case. Her eyes widen. It was empty. "Who the fucked took them all?" she demanded. Her eyes spied a note in the top right corner. " 'Dear Bulma the World's Most Beautiful Genius, We got to refill this case. Didn't you wonder why it was laying near the cabinet? Hope we don't go anyway and expect to rely on this empty case. Love ya! Bulma' So that's why I put it there! How stupid of me not to remember!" She plopped down on the grass to think. She felt the ground rumble beneath her. "What?" She looked around and saw the ground sinking all around her. She let out a terrified scream that could be heard all the way to the neighboring planets.

* * * * *

"Kakarot! Where's the woman?"

"She's--" Goku didn't know if Bulma wanted Vegeta to know she was on Planet Namek. After all, she did have a surprise for him. "She's somewhere safe. She told me to tell you that she'll be back soon and not to worry." Goku grin.

Vegeta grabbed the front of Goku's gi. "Where is she?"

"It's a surprise!"

Vegeta's fist slammed into Goku's head. Taken by surprise, he reared back and lost his footing. He fell into a nice size crater and landed on his head. Goku got up in a daze. What just happened? Where was he? Why is he laying on the bottom of a…big hole in the ground? He stared at the people looking down at him. Who were they? Did he know them? Did they know him? He swallowed hard. And who was he? He searched for a name. The first time searching he came up with nothing. On the second time, he remembered something--a name.

Krillin, get away! They might kill you! Run!

Krillin…Was that his name? It must be. Why else would he remember that name? Someone told him that people where trying to kill him. He looked up at the people standing around the hole he was in. His eyes lighted upon the angry face of one of the men with flame-like hair. That guy looked like he wants to kill him. Goku, who thought he was named Krillin, took off in the opposite direction and ran as fast as he could up the wall of the hole. He never looked back to see the confused looks in his friends and family's face. Before he knew it he was in some unnamed village in the desert and wondering why people were trying to kill him.

* * * * *

"Kakarot!" Vegeta called but patently the happy saiyan hadn't heard him. Where was he going and why wasn't he flying to get there?

"Where is he going?" ask his younger vision of himself.

"Don't know."

"Did you see the expression on his face?" asked Bardock as he came up to them. All three of them were staring at the trail of dust Goku had left behind. "At first he looked confused and then he looked up at us and he looked like he was afraid of us. I don't get it." Nobody did.

"Is Grandpa okay?"

"I don't know," whispered Bra. "Maybe we should follow him to make sure he's okay."

Pan nodded in agreement. Sometimes Grandpa Goku was right in the head but that's only because Vegeta hit him one to many times in the head.

* * * * *

Tien stared at his wife cautiously. It wasn't safe to take her in the desert--there was too much sand the wind could pick up and make is wife sneeze. Launch smiled up at him. "It's okay. The village I was born in has a dome around it. That's why my parents never knew about the other me."

"All of this dust could make you sneeze…"

"Tien, I won't sneeze. The doctor said I could make this trip. He said it would have to be a very strong wind and dust to make me sneeze and change."

"I'm not sure that the doctor was right. Just because you're pregnant doesn't mean you can't change."

Launch patted her husband's hand. She knew he was worried but she did think the doctor was right. He had to be.

Tien looked over to their right. What was Goku doing over here? He watched in amazement as Goku ran right pasted them bringing a gust of dirt. Launch felt a sneeze coming on. She took Tien's hand saying, "I'm sorry--ahh--Tien---choooo!" The sweet blue-black hair woman changed into a feisty blond woman. She looked down at her bulging stomach. Then quickly glace at the bald, three-eye man.

"Did you knock me up? I should kill you but I figure this baby might actually need you." Launch looked around. "What am I doing out here?"

"We were going to see you're parents."

"My parents? What for?"

"You wanted to tell them about our marriage and the baby."

"How long have we been married?"

"Six months."

"That long? Why didn't I know of this?"

"We've been very careful of you sneezing."

Krillin/Goku turned around after running a mile past the couple. Maybe they could help him. He came forward to them. "Excuse me but could you help me?"

Launch and Tien looked him over. Launch decided she didn't like the way he was looking at her. "Don't be looking at me like that, pervert! I'm a married woman!" She pulled out a machine gun and started shooting him. "Take that! That'll teach you not to look at married woman!"

Krillin/Goku ducked the flying bullets. "But…I wasn't looking at you differently."

Tien reached over and took the gun out of her hands.

"Why did you do that? Give it back!" She kicked him in the shin.

"Oww! That hurts!" yelled Tien.

"I'll kick in the balls if you don't give it back."

"That's our friend. We know him."

"You and she might know him but I don't."

Krillin/Goku scratched his head. "You know me?" He stared at the man's forehead. "Hey, cool! You have three eyes." Krillin/Goku reached and poked the eye.

"Oww! Why did you do that?"

"I wanted to know if it was a real eye." Krillin/Goku cocked his head to the side. "You said you know me. How?"

"Goku, are you okay?"

"Goku? That's not my name. My name is Krillin."

AN: So, so sorry that I haven't update in a while. I went on vacation, got grounded--stupid evil little brother--and then I lost my stupid little disk containing this story. Also I got a job and learning to drive. This year have to the busiest year I've ever had. I don't know when I can update next since I work four days a week and the other three I'm stuck cleaning. -_-;

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Random Author Thinking: Did ya see the episode where Piccolo and Kami didn't know that he was an alien?!?! I was cracking up laughing. If you were green and you never seen a anyone like you before wouldn't you start expecting that you might be an alien from some different planet.